The Chateau Diaries #210 PhiPhi. He's the first Real Housewife of Lalande

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I think Snorts was on the computer buying more tat. She needed to say something, so she said editing, but we know better.
 
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I admire your optimism!
Thank you, I'm a born optimist, you'll rarely see me sulking

My senses say there is something very off. It all started when PhiPhi started to cook on his channel.
Then they announced Potts coming to LL indefinately. Around that time we barely saw PhiPhi.
Potts photo's can be bought via lala site, but PhiPhi's trash hasn't been uploaded. (It's literally uploading a picture, writing description add price) 10 minutes max.
The London flat has been cleaned and made ready. There is something huge going on and we are being 'eased' into it.

Also potts is far more capable than PhiPhi. At least he can make bread, weirdly shaped pizza and run a BBQ.
Baghead stayed for months in the heap, and he couldn't bother to paint his appartment, or any barn door while they have enough paint. So lockdown wasn't an excuse.
We haven't seen Potts for long periods of time. Who knows program director might beat the software engineer!
 
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I hope they brought a case of that degreaser with them. They’ll need it just tackling the kitchen and scullery!
 
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I think the reasons for muddying timelines is for time off and to travel.
Yup, tie some loose ends together to make it appear like they’ve been so busy with the non stop moving of shit from one place/country to another, completely exhausted by it she’d have us believe. Keen to hide the reality they’ve been away for at least a week (probably two) shopping in all the luxury department stores across London, eating in the expensive restaurants, meeting Kat, Dan, etc, possibly using the close proximity of the London airports to pop to another European country for a couple of nights. Gotta keep the grift up for poor penniless Fanny Flash.
 
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Oh you are so good... it's almost criminal.

who is going to stay in there?


No need for routine hygiene.
I don't imagine PhiPhimodo to be the type to wash his hair, nor brush his teeth. Not even a shave.
Besides. All the water pressure at Lalande is f'ed up. Only Stephanie is able to take a bath, yet she still looks grimey and greasy.

He kinda looks like this picture of Marlon Brando & is fluent in French
Marlon Brando was the absolute sexiest bisexual alive. If I had lived; been young and beautiful during the 50's. *swoon*
 
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Thanks for sharing! I haven't watched them for a long time. They can complain and whinge as much as they want but what it boils down to is that the world doesn't owe them any favours. They don't want to change anything in their videos. The definition of stupidity is to replicate the formula exactly and expect a different result
 
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That’s because Staph only gets in that tub for content. Otherwise a whore’s bath will suffice! That walking pustule she’s aligned herself with has zero self respect and finds himself fascinatingly handsome. If you scrubbed him down I think you’d find that beard is just fungal growth from not bathing.🫣
 
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@Clara Burnett where are Natis and Amore living? The had a fire burning on the Marques suite so I assumed there. Is Dan really not welcome at the shitoo, or he would rather not be there? How did Fanny get back from London? Is Isabel really without a car there? Is that why Gerry was at the airport because he drove her? I know a lot of questions not many answers.
 
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I quite like the tacky console table. Napoleon III isn't it? The rest of their crap can go on a bonfire.
 
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I have a dust allergy and it makes my skin crawl to see the mangy items placed in the chateau without any steam cleaning, dusting or check for insect infestation. Yuck!
 
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I think the reasons for muddying timelines is for time off and to travel.
I've figured it out. These screwy timelines, the to-ing and thro-ing... it's all because the only place where Fanny could hire a Mercedes van was in Redding, and it had to be no less than a Mercedes for Fanny.
 
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Expensive firewood though. These antique bamboo pieces are worth a small fortune!
I sell antique and vintage furniture and Victorian bamboo is very popular it’s light weight and easily movable and adds charm and character to condo life, obviously not suitable for F4Fs dump where it will no doubt be lost in all the other detritus. The bamboo dressing table was gross, and need of restoration
 
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Kim is Potts friend

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Omg Ruthless! I never thought about that.
 
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This guy wore the same jumper for ages! He had it on when they were loading the van, driving to paris, and unloading day. 3 days straight
Imagine what he smells like!
He also wore the same jumper for his reunion in Amsterdam.
Not to Philip-fend, but Philip wears his green cable sweater one day, then he wears Stephanie’s green cable sweater the next day, then back to his green cable sweater… They’ve found clothes last longer at the chateau that way.
 
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No, Kim Raad is staying in the Marquis apartment, as usual. She paid for the new woodburner there too as she and her professor husband "adopted" that room. To my best knowledge Armoir and his Argentinian Bully usually reside in Nic Larkin's cottage next to his workshop, unless the Baghdad comes over, then they vacate and camp somewhere else.
 
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