Here you go haters and hags...
I have to ask forgiveness for the WhatsApp ding ding ding at some point in the video... My laptop captures the video by recording all the internal sounds and I forgot to log out of WhatsApp... and of course, I got several messages from my boyfriend right at the moment SJ wasThank you @Karma baby!...It states 395 views.. do you know if this includes the original patreon views or just those from Tattle? No other reason for question but curiosity. If it's just us it feels even more sweeter.Here you go haters and hags...
I have to ask forgiveness for the WhatsApp ding ding ding at some point in the video... My laptop captures the video by recording all the internal sounds and I forgot to log out of WhatsApp... and of course, I got several messages from my boyfriend right at the moment SJ was talking on the side of highway!
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Stephanie Jarvis
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Indeed, it is the paperwork! It turns out that the previous owner had imported it into France, but hadn’t applied for a French carte grise, and that half-way situation is proving a nightmare to sort out. French bureaucracy likes things that neatly fall into specific categories!
Stephanie Jarvis
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I’ll brief you as soon as I receive the results of the structural surveys. They’re all underway at the moment, but I haven’t received any results yet. Soon, I hope!
Stephanie Jarvis
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Yes, excitingly the heating work is starting on Monday
Stephanie Jarvis
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(though I’m not sure how much of the actual plumbing I’ll be filming for fear of boring us all to death
Stephanie Jarvis
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Wow! My rescuers were nice, but not that nice! The minute they heard my English accent they burst out laughing and said ‘You so nearly made it!’
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Stephanie Jarvis
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Indeed, it is the paperwork! It turns out that the previous owner had imported it into France, but hadn’t applied for a French carte grise, and that half-way situation is proving a nightmare to sort out. French bureaucracy likes things that neatly fall into specific categories!
Maybe we should do a q&a here too. There is so much I do not know about you.
Not that I would care but I need something against you all, when the time comes…
Not that I would care but I need something against you all, when the time comes…
Depends when he brought the van across, was he resident, or a second home owner. In any event, it'll cost her money to get it registered, and apply for the Carte Gris.
She has lived in France long enough to know about buying second hand vehicles, no one buys one, without checking the paperwork is in order
Once again she's playing the 'poor me' card.
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I went to a cardiac surgeon whose name was Dr. Slaughter.
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Really? I've been a steady pot smoker since the age of 13 and struggle to lose weight. Please don't clump all imbibers of the sacred weed into a stereotype. I have had a successful career, received prestigious awards, pay my bills on time, have normal friends, etc. Don't believe everything you read and see about recreational drug use. I hardly smoke at all anymore, but it really helped with my anxiety when I was working. I live in a state where it's legal. You'd be surprised by the kind of people that are daily users, many white collar professionals, I know, I was one of them.
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OK, you go first.
Q. You have to watch your folks have sex every day for the rest of your life - or - you can stop the cycle by joining in once. What do you do?
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We should start a weekly list of who or what she blames. The list could be called LieLande’s Weekly Crumbling Hall of Blame and Lies (courtesy of the 50% Discount Shittelaine Fanny Four Flues). It might help her keep some of her lies consistent.
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The ”gifted” Mercedes to Mummy seems suspect also.
The Mercedes van running “out of gas” in todays Patron video.
Time traveling F4F’s inconsistent travel schedule that defies logic.
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First entry: the blame game for the van she purchased from Matt: getting it licensed, repaired, and put into use at the Dump. There may need to be a separate category for equipment/ vehicle lies.
The ”gifted” Mercedes to Mummy seems suspect also.
The Mercedes van running “out of gas” in todays Patron video.
Time traveling F4F’s inconsistent travel schedule that defies logic.
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Those are just tattle views... this is a whole new upload that I do from scratch and isn't linked to Patreon.
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I think you already have plenty against me.. so I'll just sit this one out!
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Not PhiPhimodo returning to the Netherlands for a Lilies reunion?
A shame he's such an untalented actor, because Ed, the dimwitted hyena from The Lion King musical would be right up his alley. LOL.
But I understand nobody wants to hear a nasal version of The Circle Of Life.
A shame he's such an untalented actor, because Ed, the dimwitted hyena from The Lion King musical would be right up his alley. LOL.
But I understand nobody wants to hear a nasal version of The Circle Of Life.
Let’s keep an eye on that number. Proves the 15+3 have now grown to over 300 +3Those are just tattle views... this is a whole new upload that I do from scratch and isn't linked to Patreon.
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I think you already have plenty against me.. so I'll just sit this one out!
My family had a dentist called Dr. Tröster (=Comforter) but he was not so comforting. When he was on vacation, a very very nice, gentle and soft Dr. Engel (=angel) replaced him - heaven, no pain, for once. Changed the dentist afterwards, since then I only let woman touch my teeth. Why have all the male dentists sausagefingers ?
Versailles has a Hall of Mirrors. We all know how much Fanny loves Versailles. Perhaps the list of F4F’s weekly lies, time travel inconsistency issues, and deliberately created conflicting or confusing statements/actions belong in the” LieLande Hall of Smoke and Mirrors” ( of course inspired by the 50% Discount Shittelaine Fanny Four Flues).
Philip Janssen was able to hitch a ride back to the Netherlands with Michael Potts.
That is why Stephanie Jarvis did not film him being drop off in Paris.
It would explain why Philp Janssen has been missing for some time.
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I can always spot Snorty right away because his face looks like a matzo ball. ewwwwww
I like it. Fairgrounds also have a hall of mirrors, for comedy purposes. Is she still Fanny Four Flues? I think after today's patreon video continuity mistakes, she should be Fanny Two Coats for now.
Why did Stephanie have to drive her rental van all the way back to London? How many hours away is it 8 or 9? That part alone makes the trip not worth it. Here in the US, it’s no problem to rent a van in one location and then return it another. I don’t know why Stephanie plays these games, just be honest with what you’re doing. Nobody really cares and it would shut us up. Sounds like a win-win for Stephanie, but she’s too stupid and such a pathological liar, she can’t see it. 
Oh you're so clever Stiffy!! So so clever!
It's almost like you're teasing us that Ruthie is out of the picture...
Also, WTF is she wearing?!....
It's almost like you're teasing us that Ruthie is out of the picture...
Also, WTF is she wearing?!....
UK and France are different countries, so different/ separate rental companies, even if they have the same brand name, I think.Why did Stephanie have to drive her rental van all the way back to London? How many hours away is it 8 or 9? That part alone makes the trip not worth it. Here in the US, it’s no problem to rent a van in one location and then return it another. I don’t know why Stephanie plays these games, just be honest with what you’re doing. Nobody really cares and it would shut us up. Sounds like a win-win for Stephanie, but she’s too stupid and such a pathological liar, she can’t see it.
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Is that one of Jason Dubious's coats she's wearing?
The biggest clown Escape To The Château: DIY has ever produced.
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