The Chateau Diaries #210 PhiPhi. He's the first Real Housewife of Lalande

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Elviemary

What's up with her eyes at the beginning of this; she's almost got one at home and one away blinking independently of eachother.
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My Grandmother used to say, They had one eye on the pot, and the other on the ceiling
 
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Iolair

Tea with lemon said:
Who runs out of fuel on a road you know??? They had to block the road half for that stupid twat...i bet she played the dumb fake blonde...so typical...

What a waste of money..and time...to collect a vanload of crap...
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Here! Intervention on the highway!
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I see that notice states the cost in Euros, but is that from France? 'Cause if so, it should say "auto-route" and not "motorway." Motorway is pretty much used exclusively in the UK and Ireland.
 
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lolander

Looking at them one song springs to mind. Pet Shop Boys' Rent.

"And look at the two of us in sympathy
With everything we see
I never want anything, it's easy
You buy whatever I need
But look at my hopes, look at my dreams
The currency we've spent
I love you, you pay my rent"
 
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JackSpratt

Tea with lemon said:
Who runs out of fuel on a road you know??? They had to block the road half for that stupid twat...i bet she played the dumb fake blonde...so typical...

What a waste of money..and time...to collect a vanload of crap...
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Here! Intervention on the highway!
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I worked at Motorway Control in the UK before moving to France. You'd be surprised just how many twats do run out of fuel, put the wrong type of fuel in the veh. Wouldn't have cut it with the recovery even if she had played the dumb blonde, would have just pissed them off even more as people like her are dangerous timewasters. I'm 16 years out of the loop and I would have said it would have cost her 100.00 euro, so I wasn't far off.
 
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Tea with lemon

Iolair said:
Here! Intervention on the highway!
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I see that notice states the cost in Euros, but is that from France? 'Cause if so, it should say "auto-route" and not "motorway." Motorway is pretty much used exclusively in the UK and Ireland.
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This is probably a guide for Brits traveling to France. I had to google it in English because I don't speak French.

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Today, the music selection on Tattle is excellent.
 
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Imperious Me

I bet he took his drone and all his equipment too, Dan doesn't 'research'.. not his bag.
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Iolair said:
Do we think Fanny would have tipped the guys who helped load the hire van? Largesse being easy when she's using someone else's money. I'm guessing anywhere between £20 and £50 each.
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Come now, Iolair! This is the Princess Fanny we’re talking about! The discount shitoolaine! Not a dime more than she had to getting that van loaded. That tip cash would be money better spent on luxury goods for madame.
 
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MsMuir

Definitely Maybe said:
All the talk of builder Ian reminded me that he used to bring bakery goods to Fanny when he arrived to start work . It makes me wonder did they ever bump uglies @Clara Burnett ?
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If she had a decent bone in her body she'd come to Ian's defense, but instead she'll let her ignorant fans tear him apart
 
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Luna20

Just Grift Wood said:
Fanny and Pube haven't had time to get away what a joke 180 days away last year and a short holiday from what pouncing around her damp heap recording neglected chickens and peahens.
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2023 has kick started with a trip to london, paris, amsterdam and Vienna.

Here I am planning a trip to meet with a friend in Greece for 4 days and then another 7 days in the middle east (partly work) in MARCH!!
I feel overworked and poor!
 
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MRShavershamsdress

MsMuir said:
If she had a decent bone in her body she'd come to Ian's defense, but instead she'll let her ignorant fans tear him apart
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Aren’t the defamation laws fairly strict in France? Especially regarding tradesmen and their reputations?
 
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Imperious Me

JackSpratt said:
@Karma baby! you're a star!

What's up with her eyes at the beginning of this; she's almost got one at home and one away blinking independently of eachother.
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Botox? I had a dentist inject me and hit a nerve, one eye was all over the place, was very dizzying... bright side was, he gave me a massive discount!
 
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MsMuir

MRShavershamsdress said:
Aren’t the defamation laws fairly strict in France? Especially regarding tradesmen and their reputations?
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I hope someone here can answer. If she doesn't delete those comments it should be a huge red flag to anyone considering any kind of financial arrangement with her
 
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graciemckitten

It is so funny how F4F reacts to the Tattle forum. We note that Anne Marie and Potts are not fond of the Douche Lorde, suddenly it’s all bromancing and hugs for the Douche Lorde from Anne Marie and Potts. They are all frantically acting,…….see Patrons we are all best friends at LieLande! Potts and Snorts share all their toys ……. to include the Shittelaine. Look at Potts and Snorts play with the toy race car track meant for pre teenage boys.

Did you notice Queen for the day everyday Fanny just had to beat Potts at racing the toy car while annoyingly squealing wheeeeeeeeee. And Potts eagerly showing off his collection of board games? And Potts doesn’t understand how to work a washing machine? WTF.

F4F probably staged her “out of gas” scenario in order to play the ditzy little orphan princess shivering in the dark by the highway hoping to be rescued scenario. She is so useless.

I think she keeps repeating that the content is only for Patrons to try to convince Patrons that they are receiving something in return for their contributions, since there was virtually no restoration going on the past couple of years.
 
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Imperious Me

Luna20 said:
2023 has kick started with a trip to london, paris, amsterdam and Vienna.

Here I am planning a trip to meet with a friend in Greece for 4 days and then another 7 days in the middle east (partly work) in MARCH!!
I feel overworked and poor!
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Here I am thinking a little run out to Costco will be a treat!
 
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Pippin speaks out

Hmmm. It sounds to me that you are projecting your caring and thoughtful mindset onto someone who is incapable of selflessness. Of course you can't understand. You are reasonable and unselfish. I'm seriously trying to think of times (or even a single time... ) that F4F did something kind and thoughtful for someone else that wasn't a staged video content/filler/photo op. I think of them barging into mummy and Percy's space and moving everything around before Christmas--they "thought" they were being nice with their invasive actions, but it was tacky and insensitive, as we all know. We've seen her buy presents for people, but what we're looking for is honest kindness/thoughtful actions from her. I believe she's brought a few cups of tea to Cuz and Dan when they were working outside. There. We found something!
 
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Lochness Monster

She also left Lalande in her dark sheepskin yet was in a white coat when she broke down….. liar liar
 
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