The Chateau Diaries #210 PhiPhi. He's the first Real Housewife of Lalande

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Cleo's Asp

Isn't Andrew of the pugs a hopeless vlogger? They seem to be doing a tour round France just to show themselves eating and drinking champagne in expensive restaurants and doing room tours in hotels like the Waldorf Astoria near Versailles. He is totally nouveau riche, taking his friends and Riccardo to all those places just to show off so everyone can see how much money he has. He is devoid of any personality and has nothing of any interest to present. At least Riccardo has a bit more life in him. I can't see that relationship lasting forever. The hotel staff must sigh when they see that lot arriving. The only saving grace is that he's not loud, he speaks so quietly that you can hardly hear him!
 
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Just Grift Wood

That last patron flog was puerile and an utter insult to all the saps giving her money (not you @Karma baby! thanks for posting so I can cancel). She is just putting out dross. Bloody pathetic Potts and bringing all his shite games to clutter up the place until the next clearcut, they are so fucking sad. Fanny and Pube haven't had time to get away what a joke 180 days away last year and a short holiday from what pouncing around her damp heap recording neglected chickens and peahens. Those junk shop finds not such a bargain with all the travel, van hire and losing rent on her London flat profligate pretend princess. I am furious they take the piss and still the cult gush and fawn. The red van another bargain still just rotting outside probably now with a dead battery because no one will have started it. She is a disgrace she needs a good shake she is vacuous, deluded, selfish and fake. Rant over
 
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JackSpratt

@Karma baby! you're a star!

What's up with her eyes at the beginning of this; she's almost got one at home and one away blinking independently of eachother.
 
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Fennelbug

juniperroad said:
Yeah, I took it as being sarcastic.
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botox gives you shrimp eye
 
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Just Grift Wood

He's like Mr Creasote. Eating all the profits

 
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Toys in the attic

I wonder if he's realised that boot polish is no longer up to the job and has had that beanie hat surgically attached. Probably a Harley Street specialist did that when he was in London.
 
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Cleo's Asp

Clara, if Potty and Ruthy have split up, are they still living together, as they seemed to arrive and leave together at Christmas? Is Ruth then moving into LL as well or is MP keeping his flat in Amsterdam with R living there? I suppose we shouldn't be surprised at anything as all the usual elements of relationships get mixed up and blurred at LL with ex's and semi-ex's all staying around and hopping in and out of bed with each other. It seems anything goes at LL. At least, there is chemistry between Potty and Fanny. Do you think Nic and Marie are gradually distancing themselves from the bordello?

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Just Grift Wood said:
He's like Mr Creasote. Eating all the profits
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He's exactly like Mr Creosote!
 
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Toys in the attic

MadameChat said:
So how long were those sheets on her bed yuk, and the laundry room is a mess, if nobody puts her wash in the dryer it will be moldy when she gets back, but probably she was back herself and only drove PhiPhi to the local train station
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So, in the patreon vlog, we see Fanny putting the Christmas bed sheet in the washing machine. Let's say that was about 20 January. This is the sheet that went on the bed around 6 December.

I wonder how many nights she actually spent in that bed during that time. I'm going to assume the sheet hadn't been washed in between those dates.
 
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Just Grift Wood

Him and Dubey fake Elton should sign up to a look alike agency Brittany Ferries are always looking for suspect acts
 
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MRShavershamsdress

I was more of a Alan Parsons Project and Flock of Seagulls girl. For some reason I gravitated to the one hit wonders but I was also crazy about ELO.
 
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Yebo

I only watched the start if the video. Fanny's weird eyes were freaking me out. I must say though, she looked remarkably unattractive. Obviously Phillip was hogging the makeup.
 
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Iolair

Do we think Fanny would have tipped the guys who helped load the hire van? Largesse being easy when she's using someone else's money. I'm guessing anywhere between £20 and £50 each.
 
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Luna20

Oooooooooooeh! So sad....I LOVE DRAMA!
snorts can count his lasts days at the dump, with potts there, his screen time will become less. We just need Teabag to come and stay for a while to eliminate snorts all togetger he will go willingly.
 
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lolander

Fanny can be generous but, like you said, “we never see her do something nice for another person” out of compassion. People watching grabeaux are forgetting that empathy and generosity are not the same thing. Generosity is a sharing of resource, often disproportioned of what would be expected. Her generosity is financial and transactional "I gave you this so I expect that". None of that is empathic. Her viewers are asked to send gifts so she can feel adored and appreciated of. In return she donates money to a charity. They're mere footnotes in the description box.
 
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MsMuir

Since some of you have been kind enough to share beautiful photos of where you live, I thought I'd share a little slice of Seattle....
 
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Iolair

This is Fanny you're talking about so logic doesn't apply. Her grifting isn't even logic. The grift is as easy to pick apart as the shell on a hard boiled egg, because she's a moron.
 
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