Will Dan become the new Phillipa once it has fled the farmhouse? An object of scorn and derision?
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Maybe she also knows what's in the accounts? Hmmmmm
Jan Cooped up in France has a new business???? Has to be house sitting. 
Arthur C Clarke will need to be reincarnated to solve the mystery of Fanny's accountsMaybe she also knows what's in the accounts? Hmmmmm
I switch off as soon as Ryan pops up. He reminds me of 'Only Fools and Horses' it's a UK show that ran for years. All about very dodgy geezers. As for the chain round his neck
I see Bitchy Gooder has been busy again. Looks like it’s time for me to get my jollies by reporting her for impersonation again…maybe I should also report Staph as impersonating Gooder?!?
Popping in to say I joined at Thread 8. I don’t post much but I’ve been reading the past 200 threads. Thanks for holding the chateau verse accountable, the distraction on hectic days, lots of laughs and, let’s not forget all the tips and suggestions!
Tattle on!
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Very good question. Since he’s already the object of our scorn and derision he’s halfway there!
Dan's not the only odd man or self-centered jackass - that describes everyone in LaLaLande.
Since she's currently reclining in a warm, sunny climate,
And if F4F was truly using the Patreon money for renovations and restoration, she would have content for her videos and would have to be present and engaged in the Dump. She would not have the extra money and time to travel, shop, and party non stop and wouldn’t be able to indulge Snorts all the time. If true restoration was taking place and the gift grab stopped, Snorts would be gone with the wind from the Dump. He would be bored without the flow of expensive alcohol, nonstop shopping, gifts, luxury travel, etc. if Fanny actually had work to show in videos, his role in chateau diaries woukd be greatly diminished as he has no skills and nothing to contribute.No, it can’t. The Pethericks rely on Gwen’s yeast to fund their projects and life. But Fanny doesn’t have any yeast of her own, so she grifts on Patreon.
Fanny should be using Patreon to supplement her renovations…not using Patreon to fully fund renovations just so she can play and shop. She’s collected well over $750K by now on Patreon. But based on what we can observe with our own eyes, I don’t see $750K worth of renovations…where’s it going?. Show the accounts, Fanny!
Snorts thrives on attention and talking during the videos, interjecting constantly with his inane commentary, oooooh….beau…….tiful, …….my grandparents ate a scone once that was very similar to this scone……., look at my new velveteen booties, they are perfect to wear for a picnic in the woods with the new Fortum and Mason luxury picnic basket full of food . . . . I have a new nail polish coming out, it is called Lie Lande grunge, a beautiful iridescent smoky gray green color that reminds me of the moldy wet walls at the Dump mixed with peacock tit. F4F and I are working on a luxury air freshener called LieLande Mildew Mystery Mist, inspired by the smell of the rooms at LieLande after a prolonged rain. Just spray it in your home, closes your eyes, and imagine you are in the Grande Salon ( must safer to imagine since actually entering the room puts you at risk of having the ceilings and walls collapse in on you at any minute.)
sounds like a promising synopsis for lifestyle vlog.
Isn't it an hour drive to the hardware store? Maybe I'm wrong, but what a waste of time/gas/effort... Can he not rent a van from the hardware store or pay delivery and get a proper load to complete the job... I will assume money is tight then.... Can't he work in France? Where's his money coming from for trips? ALSO.... did he ever explain what he meant by his headline of making a mistake a year ago? A year ago he signed up for that useless course with that twit vlogger, who makes his money off saps who think they can vlog...
Is CarolineNo Gooder remote viewing the Dump? How can a woman allegedly from North Carolina have such intimate detailed knowledge of the Dump, its plans, and inhabitants? Remember that Sir Chamberpottie was nicknamed Caroline by the baby doll smuggler Tess when they were dating. Passive aggressive F4F would love to have a dig at Potts with the Caroline Gooder alias. Also, I believe Clara has confirmed for us in the past on here that Caroline Gooder is an alias that the Dump crew use. I think they use it to plant ideas, purchases or trips, undeserved over the top adulation or praise, and to plant real or made up info to present the “narrative” or “storyline” that Fanny currently wants to present to manipulate viewers. It is all about impression management by F4F, manipulation and presenting false or disingenuous information to present her and the Dump crew in an untrue flattering light so she can continue to rake in the cash to fund her servants, travel, shipping addiction, and to get thousands of gifts/ freebies, etc. every year.
What do we imagine Fanny will be doing in 15 years time?
I’m not a fan either but they do work hard and have done more than f4f will ever accomplish and they have a working restaurant tea room a lovely outdoor kitchen and venue as well as income from apartments they renovated by themselves. I’m sure they’ll get the banquet hall up and running before long. It did turn out that they are featured on a program call I bought a village I’m not sure if they’re paid for that?
I do enjoy Chateau Montmagner, they work so hard, clearly the work force has dried up because they're doing all that heavy stuff themselves. I just don't get why they close for 3-4 months when they don't have any money? They should at least keep the sunday roasts going.. maybe there isn't enough takers? Their efforts to do a Christmas market were admirable, but such a shame they didn't do a little research on the date..
I had the same question…I don’t recall Dan explaining what he meant about his “mistake.” Since it’s January and the start of the new year, maybe he looks back on 2022 like he wasted time? Didn’t finish projects at his house? Also, he said he doesn’t remember why he stopped the daily vlogs, so maybe that was his “mistake?” Or perhaps he regrets getting involved with Fanny’s drama? I don’t know…he should have been more clear. At the end of his vlog, Dan said he was heading for his “date” with Amaury…sounded to me like a “wink” to Tattle.
Couch surfing all her 'friends' from the gift grab... 'Fanny will visit you and sleep on your couch... for $1000 Patreons..'
I imagine she will be a Barbara Cartland version of Miss Haversham. Sitting alone surround by Toile no visitors, no friends and a crumbling overgrown shittoBreaking rocks at a penal colony
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