The Chateau Diaries #208 Dan who is not the man akka "Manless Dan"

[Pippin speaks out]

Apologies for quoting myself but here is Selmar's video showing the wedding dance he choreographed for two of his pupils. He seemed pleased with it!

Ok that is really bad. I mean, they’re students, right? So maybe it’s ok to be really stiff, awkward, ungainly...? Were the students proud of themselves and happy that he recorded their efforts for all the world to see? I would have been mortified. Those backward kicks of hers! I hope they improved before doing this as a wedding dance. Also, did you notice by the .59 mark the music changed and it reminded me of the music from the old Addams Family TV show. I was about to start snapping my fingers. Snap snap. (No Morticia emoji)

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Fanny liked his teaching style.
Poor Selmar he tries…. And Tats has no rhythm or dancing skills. The one dance was like pushing a wardrobe about when he vlogged it! His dreams of a dance school hers are a fantasy reality show.

I don’t think Bill and Fifienne are daft . It would be foolish to leave their chateau even as castle sitters to have S and T for six months. I cannot work out how long Tats can even reside in France. 90 days?

I was wondering is it 90 days for most people?
We have friends with property in Nerac.
They can only spend a maximum of about three months then they have to come back for three months.

 

[Pippin speaks out]

I get the impression Tatyana has some family money since she's from Jamaica/lived in the US/has a home in UK. She had a career prior to moving with Selmar. I also get the impression Selmar probably inherited something from a deceased family member before he took up van life, and didn't really depend on Steph's money for income, but more for company and experience. He just stuck in a look that worked for him years ago. My guess he's stuck in Early 90s, when people wore lots of vests, jeans, and long hair. Grunge look I guess, mixed in with this Renaissance Fair obsession LOL. I still like him as a person but I wonder about his hygiene as well. I see them both using natural products, crystal deodorant and oil in their hair.

So smelling, basically.

 

[Jules100]

He just stuck in a look that worked for him years ago. My guess he's stuck in Early 90s, when people wore lots of vests, jeans, and long hair. Grunge look I guess, mixed in with this Renaissance Fair obsession LOL. I still like him as a person but I wonder about his hygiene as well. I see them both using natural products, crystal deodorant and oil in their hair.

So smelling, basically.

B. O. & stank crotch.

 

[Pippin speaks out]

And to use the Addams Family movie tango for a wedding…

I wasn’t caught up to your comment! I thought the same thing.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Benoit of Smug fame now appearing here too



oh blimey her boyfriend is becoming a mansplainer

That Benoit.
He gets around.
I'd employ him too.
He does beautiful work.

It sounds as if they met with Anna and Philipp.

 

[ComtesseRose]

New thread

The Chateau Diaries #209 Fanny runs through her so called friends like toilet paper! | Tattle Life

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[Pippin speaks out]

• That simpering, unemployed Dutch boy has landed with his patsy bum in the butter hasn’t he! ~ Kotare
• They’re both as shallow as the Lalande puddle that reflects Fanny’s narc image! ~ Princess And The Pea
• We’ve had arse bread at LieLande, now it’s crotch cups! ~ MRShavershamsdress
• Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth ~ Abuela
• Restrain the vain insane chatelaine ~ Iolair
• Fanny is so full of crap it’s pushed up to make a cleavage ~ sideways
• It’s Patreon Daze, beware of the gnomes erh Mummy and Percy ~ NoImNotAHorse
• Alcohol and pain… So Lalande! ~ Jules100
• Fanny hurt her back from carrying all her grifted money to the bank !!! ~ Pekey; Nom. Just Grift Wood
• True aristocrats have exotic gardens, SJ has Hapsburg peacocks ~ DEEPblue82; Nom. ~ T Rex
• Fanny and Philippa are the laziest lesbian couple in the world ~ BigGreenMeany; Nom. ~ ploppityplop2
• The back goes out when the work comes out !!! ~ Pekey; Nom ~ MRShavershamsdress
• Her lady boy he needs to do something other than making out the chateau is his ~ Sfyns; Nom ~ Shari Holloway
• The wardrobe, the witch, and the audacity of this witch ~ LadyRed; Nom. Madame No
• Can’t finish the grand salon. We’re broke. Spent a month of Patreon $$$$ at Disneyland! ~ TorontoGWM
• Punch him, just punch him and then punch him again! ~ Patriciarella
• I’d prefer a room attached to my balcony ~ Patriciarella
• Stephanie Jarvis has changed the conditions of her Patreon account and still is yet to file any ~ JustGriftWood
• I do not Gettid, is Fanny hunting us down? ~ Patriciarella & Frenchessence
• Fanny runs through her so called friends like toilet paper ~ Le Comte of Monte Cristo; Nom. Iolair
• Fanny LaFlash’ Fabulous Farmhouse of Flaming Feck All ~ MRSHavishamsdress; Nom. T Rex

“Punch him, just punch him and then punch him again!” ~Patriciarella. I don’t know what prompted this one but it’s awesome!

Speaking of arse bread, I'd like to see Potty-Breath bake a hedgehog version of these in honour of Snorty...

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Omg! I’m dying!!! Where does one find such delicacies?