The Chateau Diaries #206 Shut it, Cameraman!

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That latest grift grab, how I so wish that Phylis would develop a severe case of lockjaw. I thought Fanny was going to pass out with the excitement of it all. How embarassing, a grown woman of nearly 50, still acting like a child of 5 who can't wait to rip open the next parcel. Pathetic.
That constant reading out loud of notes/poems/quotes/cards and anything with the alphabet on it ... give me the pip .lol
 
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Ruth and Potts were in Amsterdam for NYE . They didn’t stay long….. the party atmosphere is fake. Just squirrel thinks it is fun as he is Lord of his castle. Laying tables. What an assets he is. Useless twit.


How many of them had titles for Christmas?

I do wonder.Why was it Fanny’s dream to have a chateau?
She doesn’t have a big family to entertain. Nor lots of friends. She never wanted a family. She doesn’t like gardening.Just who did she imagine would share this remote falling down chateau with her.

If it was just a place to play dress up and assemble furniture dear Daddy had been buying her for years it’s still odd.
Or did she think a Chateau would give her class.

No. A chateau might give status but not class Stephanie
I suspect that it was Derek's dream and he swayed Fanny and then the two of them outvoted Isabelle who was the business brain behind them.
 
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Dreaming of something when a little girl or in your early 20's is different to the reality. If Derek hadn't passed away and become enshrined in the dream she probably would have sold it years ago, she may even have got married and settled down. She has become trapped in her dream- prior to YouTube it didn't make her happy, rather entrenched her in loneliness. The friends rallied round and indulged her because of her grief. The Chateau has stopped her living a normal life making friends and finding a partner. Her life has become a merry go round of much anticipated events when people come to stay like Easter where she is indulged. It is very sad actually, La Lande is a bit of a prison now more than ever. As others move on with their lives they will come less and less and not stay as long just look at Potts. Fanny remains at La Lande and is now addicted to the adulation of strangers and so this destructive circle continues. I don't think she even likes the place otherwise she would have shown love to it and got on with the renovations. Fanny is still caught up in making life like a Fairytale but she is actually just making a very shallow existence with fake friends and faux good times. It is sad.
Yes it is sad when you put it like that, but I don't feel sorry for her, at all.
 
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I guess it's safe to say that the chateau was more her father's dream than hers. It's him who started to fill the walls with his 'art' and kitchen tiles. The house looked very much like an art gallery when he was alive, painted plain walls, sparse furnishings, all emphasis on his art... Baghead and Potty were already involved in his real estate shenanigans in London and the idea of owning a chateau was sold to them by him as an investment opportunity. I can see the appeal having a share of a summer house in French country side. The house was never insulated or thought to be lived in at winters, they already owned a beach house in SA. Wealthy pensioners chasing the sun, eternal summer and all that.

The he died and the rest is a big mess. I don't believe Baghead ever planned to own a chateau together with his ex. The plan was to renovate it slowly and enjoy the French country side while doing the place up. And eventually sell it for profit.
You beat me to it 😂
 
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Dreaming of something when a little girl or in your early 20's is different to the reality. If Derek hadn't passed away and become enshrined in the dream she probably would have sold it years ago, she may even have got married and settled down. She has become trapped in her dream- prior to YouTube it didn't make her happy, rather entrenched her in loneliness. The friends rallied round and indulged her because of her grief. The Chateau has stopped her living a normal life making friends and finding a partner. Her life has become a merry go round of much anticipated events when people come to stay like Easter where she is indulged. It is very sad actually, La Lande is a bit of a prison now more than ever. As others move on with their lives they will come less and less and not stay as long just look at Potts. Fanny remains at La Lande and is now addicted to the adulation of strangers and so this destructive circle continues. I don't think she even likes the place otherwise she would have shown love to it and got on with the renovations. Fanny is still caught up in making life like a Fairytale but she is actually just making a very shallow existence with fake friends and faux good times. It is sad.
When Derek died and his daughter got in charge Baghead lost his interest in the property, cut his losses and the house started to decay slowly. Isabelle found a new provider and Steph as an aging airhead of no prospects got pushed aside to live in the chateau. Steph has spun a new narrative how the chateau came about and told it so many times it now almost passes as truth. It is sad.
 
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That constant reading out loud of notes/poems/quotes/cards and anything with the alphabet on it ... give me the pip .lol
I know you read here Lielanders…. So do not blame bad luck when the walls the new radiators are installed on fall down. Once again before fixing the walls with cracks, she installs heating.

Get a project manager and fire Natti and squirrel.
In the uk I believe jobs should be on the open market not just given to friends especially if a company eg patron are paying.
Squirrel is costing the company money and gives NOTHING in return.
 

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Dreaming of something when a little girl or in your early 20's is different to the reality. If Derek hadn't passed away and become enshrined in the dream she probably would have sold it years ago, she may even have got married and settled down. She has become trapped in her dream- prior to YouTube it didn't make her happy, rather entrenched her in loneliness. The friends rallied round and indulged her because of her grief. The Chateau has stopped her living a normal life making friends and finding a partner. Her life has become a merry go round of much anticipated events when people come to stay like Easter where she is indulged. It is very sad actually, La Lande is a bit of a prison now more than ever. As others move on with their lives they will come less and less and not stay as long just look at Potts. Fanny remains at La Lande and is now addicted to the adulation of strangers and so this destructive circle continues. I don't think she even likes the place otherwise she would have shown love to it and got on with the renovations. Fanny is still caught up in making life like a Fairytale but she is actually just making a very shallow existence with fake friends and faux good times. It is sad.
Which would completely explain why she is so hell bent on spending as little time there as physically possible. Having Phillipa as a travelling companion is just perfect for her. How many males in her age group can just pick up sticks and accompany Fanny in her demented fleeing from the hovel?
I wouldn't mind betting she'd be delighted if it all comes crashing down and she can take the Patreon cash and head for Paris, Rome or some other busy world capital.

I do apologise for saying that Phillipa was male in the last post. I lost focus for a while
 
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Which would completely explain why she is so hell bent on spending as little time there as physically possible. Having Phillipa as a travelling companion is just perfect for her. How many males in her age group can just pick up sticks and accompany Fanny in her demented fleeing from the hovel?
I wouldn't mind betting she'd be delighted if it all comes crashing down and she can take the Patreon cash and head for Paris, Rome or some other busy world capital.

I do apologise for saying that Phillipa was male in the last post. I lost focus for a while
She is fleeing from herself-always.
 
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Squirrel is costing the company money and gives NOTHING in return.
It is sad that an adult woman needs a babysitter.
His job is to build up Steph's fragile ego by complimenting her looks, style, creativity, uniqueness and listen to her woes. Everybody knows this is his job. EVERYBODY. His job description as decorator/stylist/cinematographer/cutlery&crockery expert was given to him since he finds 'Lady's Companion' degrading but has started to remind one. After a hard days work being with that woman he washes his toupee, gives himself a French manicure and arranges his brooch collection.
 
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Off topic, but the photos including Natti at the end of the last thread, she looks like Mrs Doyle from 'Father Ted' ! ( I still haven't watched any videos lately) :sneaky:
 
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She is fleeing from herself-always.
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I also think she’s socially awkward but craves attention like it’s her life blood. She’s struck gold with flogging, maximum attention with no physical social interaction. Throw in the money which she believes finally gives her credibility and status and sadly this concoction means she ain’t going no where unless the rug is pulled out from under her.

It is sad that an adult woman needs a babysitter.
His job is to build up Steph's fragile ego by complimenting her looks, style, creativity, uniqueness and listen to her woes. Everybody knows this is his job. EVERYBODY. His job description as decorator/stylist/cinematographer/cutlery&crockery expert was given to him since he finds 'Lady's Companion' degrading but has started to remind one. After a hard days work being with that woman he washes his toupee, gives himself a French manicure and arranges his brooch collection.
Most men his age are carving out a career, forming friendship groups and living a multifaceted life. This twerp is a ladies maid who’ll swing what ever way suits him and settles for a reclusive life literally in the middle of nowhere laying tables for kicks.
 
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I also think she’s socially awkward but craves attention like it’s her life blood. She’s struck gold with flogging, maximum attention with no physical social interaction. Throw in the money which she believes finally gives her credibility and status and sadly this concoction means she ain’t going no where unless the rug is pulled out from under her.


Most men his age are carving out a career, forming friendship groups and living a multifaceted life. This twerp is a ladies maid who’ll swing what ever way suits him and settles for a reclusive life literally in the middle of nowhere laying tables for kicks.
Phillipa is what my Parents would have called a 'Lounge Lizard'.
 
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👇 @Stroppy's post from the last thread...

"I was wondering if the young girl who won the Viliotti scholarship ever visited the farmhouse. Wasn't she supposed to be given a trip there last year. Is she still being sponsored, or has that gone the same way as all the other promises of renovations, accounts etc. Of course I know the answer, but some of us do have good memories...."

You are correct. Stephanie Jarvis promised that and a trip to Paris fashion week. However, that has now changed...
Stephanie Jarvis claims that she has sent the final instalment for her Viliotti scholarship.
Look at the body language. They are all complicit.

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Philip Janssen and Stephanie Jarvis have recently reinstated the list of the charitable donations from the gift grab.
No update since June 2022. Why???
If this is true,👇the lion's share of the gift grab donations went to South Africa.

July 2020: British Heart Foundation UK (in memory of my father) €634 August 2020: Alzheimer's Research UK (in memory of all of the residents of my parents' nursing homes) €350 September 2020: Prostate Cancer Foundation (in memory of Selmar's father) €1,255 October 2020: Medecins sans Frontieres (chosen by my mother to support vaccinations in Africa) €942 (equivalent to 426 cholera vaccinations) November & December 2020 & Jan & Feb 2021: A Lalande Fashion Scholarship for a student at the Villioti Fashion Institute in South Africa R100,000 (approx €5,800) March 2021: Suffolk Artlink £1,505 April 2021: Association Petit Prince €1,689 May 2021: Melanoma Focus €1,204 June 2021: Aide aux Jeunes Diabétiques €1,735 July, August & September 2021: The 2nd year of the Lalande Fashion Scholarship for a student at the Villioti Fashion Institute in South Africa R100,000 (approx €5,800) October 2021: A La Bonne Vauvre (our local Crozon sur Vauvre community centre) €3,184 November 2021: Techo €2,709 December 2021: Genesis Hope El-Roi Baby Home ZAR90,000 (€5,248.01) If you'd like to see the video we made in the South African orphanage, click here: https://youtu.be/4JncH7C8mAU January 2022: We Are Here Venice €2,000 February 2022: Red Cross for Ukraine €2,019 March 2022: The Fred Hollows Foundation €2,311 April, May & June 2022: Ardmore Community Fund €5893

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She is fleeing from herself-always.
She's so miserable she can't spend one second alone with her thoughts. She needs Snorts' mind numbing constant monologue and remarks, it's like keeping a telly on even nobody's watching just to have the noise as company.
 
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Amanda's answer to @Jules100 comment underneath their Our French Chateau flog, the one where she admits to read here at Tattle, has now been deleted. Perhaps charlatan Stephanie Jarvis reached out to them to make them walk in line again?
As of 7:57am est, Amanda’s comment is still there.
 
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It would be such a shame if whilst installing the heating next week, NateTheGreat were to knock the 2022 Ugliest Overpriced Vase in the World on the floor.

One can hope, can’t they?

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Please keep in mind the fact that when you watch the Grift Grab aka Château Unwrapped or whatever it's called, Gnatti has already opened these, they've probably all had a look so that they can choose which gifts are worthy of been shown, then those gifts rewrapped.
All this 'excitement' is just amateurish overacting.
One of the best examples of staged excitement and faux surprise was the supremely ghastly yellow frock from Spiral Vermicelli, which became the precursor to Stephanie spreading largesse in the form of a Lalande scholarship for his design "academy" in South Africa.

The theatrical squeals at the moment of unwrapping and trying on the appalling garment was as synthetic as the fabric. Such a shame that the subterfuge was blown by photos (taken by the creepy photographer woman, I think) of Stephanie parading about in the dress several days (weeks?) prior to the relevant episode of the gift grap being filmed.

Anyone with an iota of sense would have seen this for what it was: a great big put up job with frills on.
 
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It would be such a shame if whilst installing the heating next week, NateTheGreat were to knock the 2022 Ugliest Overpriced Vase in the World on the floor.

One can hope, can’t they?

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And shatter those urns and put those poor neglected plants out of their misery. And tread on those very ugly curtains and in turn pull down the curtain rod and wallpaper.
 
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You beat me to it 😂
Here is some speculative food for thought:

Pervy daddy Derek had just done it with the nursing home in England, bought it cheap, renovated it, ran it as a nursing home, made a big profit, and then sold it all to move on to other ventures. Was it a tax move to buy the London apartments in Fannys name and not as she says, an early inheritance but a tax evasion/minimization move? And then flip one of the London apartments on her name to buy half of the Dump?

Daddy Derek did not have enough money in his pocket to buy the Dump himself, fix it up and sell it, so he got Fanny to sell an apartment to go towards the Dump, and recruited Baghead to invest in the purchase of half the Dump, and then he would provide the other third of the money to fix the Dump and flip it for profit and make a killing, just like he and Isabelle did with the English nursing home?

Is Baghead a relative who went in on the 50% of the Dump as a business move to flip it and earn a profit? And that is why Baghead got a mortgage for his half ( intending to pay it off when the Dump sold for a profit?).

So, here are 2 scenarios:

1. Daddy derek was going to pay for renovations with his money from some undisclosed source. And when he died, the source of the funding ended. Didn’t he retire early because of an accident/ ill health/ disability. Isabelle has essentially said that the business ventures that Derek was involved in ended with his death, e.g, possibly the money source ended. Was Derek collecting money for his ill health/ disability/ accident from a policy/settlement/ annuity of some sort that ended with his death? OR was the business venture flipping the Dump and 2. happened.

2. Daddy Derek wasted money and was doing a tit job with renovations, cutting corners like not following safety rules,codes, regulations, not hiring architects/building specialists, etc. and half assed jobs himself. He underestimated the amount of monies it would take to renovate and restore the Dump ( and thought it was like fixing up the English retirement home building) and it took much longer than expected. So he blew all the money he had allocated to the Dump ( a specific amount that would not affect his and Isabelle’s ability to keep the home in England, buy a home in South Africa, and he was free to paint, travel, and renovate, and they both could withdraw monies from retirement savings/stocks/programs, etc.The Dump was to be used as a temporary playground /debauchery pad until it was renovated and sold for a big profit.

But Daddy Derek got in over his head, had no more big chunks of money to spend on the Dump, and his half assed efforts at renovating and restoring the Dump came to a halt, Bagheads parents paid off his mortgage, and then Derek suddenly died, with the business venture of flipping the Dump coming to a grinding halt as a result of his death. Maybe there was a life insurance policy that paid out to isabelle and/or Fanny. Isabelle refused to spend any more money on the Dump thru selling a home, apartment, dipping into savings, etc. So the Dump continued to deteriorate over the next decade. The Dump was worth less after renovations than it was when first purchased.

Isabelle was left with whatever money was in her name or retirement plans/stocks, etc the home in England which she rents, the apartment in France which she rents, and the home in South Africa which she rents. Isabelle split her year between the Dump, England, and South Africa. When she met freshly widowed Percy who had made lots of money, Isabelle quickly dumped her current companion and became a couple with him, and married him several years later, providing her with some additional financial security (even though the chunk of his money would likely go to his kids)

F4F was left with some money from her divorce, and the rent money from some of the following: the London apartment, the England home, apartment in France, and South African home. The whole I wanted to be a princess story was concocted to cover up Daddy Derek’s failed business venture and to get people to feel sorry for the little orphan princess and her life of grifting based out of her part time residency in the Dump. F4F would never sell the London apartment in her name to put towards renovating the Dump so the Dump was left essentially to rot, being patched up only in emergency situations.

Remember that all of the Jarvis crew lie easily, frequently and without remorse.
Where is Gerry’s piece of of the Daddy Derek pie? Was it money invested in his taxi business?
 
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