The Chateau Diaries #204 Fanny put more $ into her sagging face than her sagging château!

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When did the 'Farmhouse' REALLY celebrate Xmas? Not convinced it was December 24 & 25!
 
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That sounds wonderful. Its great to make people feel welcome and comfortable when visiting, thinking of their needs above your own.. That does not happen at the Castle.... I just want to know if you would adopt me for next year. A holiday in Florida. Vs Upstate New York. Sounds wonderful
 
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I still have Percy's jerk dancing playing in my head! I mean come on! I can make at toothpick dance better. Of course, we didn't see The Blob or Mr. Cool DTM boogie down. The Blob doesn't move once he's parked and Mr. Cool, well he's too cool!
 
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Where are the big sacks of presents? She was careful not to film them.
In fact the effort to not film things is exhausting her.
Oh we know those big old sacks of presents were there and I so agree with you - it must be exhausting to remember , especially when the 4th glass of champers has gone down the hatch and its early in the morning , to make sure the camera does not catch it!
I guess she had to say something about the gift given to brother tartan because she will be filming that for content because I just don't see that Castle Reno going ahead next year !!!
If it does I will be a monkey's uncle .... a Flying Monkey's Uncle at that !
 
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I will say this much- with our favourite drunken sailor (who is NOT even in the Royal Navy) Kat, back at the Shitoo, our beloved Stuart went from overnight being the obnoxious one to the Martha Stewart of the Shitoo. For forks sake, Fanny, you promised Billy you'd keep Alexander through the end of the year, but reneged on that promise, "Oh, sorry, you've got to go on now- the inn is full for the holidays"- while you had plenty of room to let Andrew & Ricardo spend the night, Dan, and had room for Kat's "surprise" visit.
 
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Chanel #5 is a fragrance ive always had in my rotation, guess I've been a granny at heart since my early 20s
I just always wanted my own signature scent, not my mother's. That belonged to her.
 
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Oh, I bet you're onto something... allowing Gerry to tag along for 3 days, then flitting off for the real vaycay... Minions won't be far away, she never travels alone.
 
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I have always wondered why she did not have a nose job? Has the money for it.
 
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@Pekey, love it was 11AM, and Amaury was already drinking beer! Crikey, Fanny and fiends friends could not get their claws around Potts' mimosas soon enough (biting the dog that bit them.) Ironically, at the intro for the Christmas Eve vlog, Mr. T Rex passed by me and remarked, "Who is the drunk old woman? She is obviously inebriated. Why are you watching drunk people? Is this some TikTok?"
 
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I have always wondered why she did not have a nose job? Has the money for it.
Oh no! Every last penny of her money goes toward restoring the historic farmhouse that someone aristocratic or famous (or something) slept in. She’s a careful steward of her patron’s money, always putting the house before her own needs. Such selflessness is rarely seen today…an angel sent from heaven to rescue the poor structure. Such devotion….such dedication…

Oh god…who am I kidding?

 
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Oh, I bet you're onto something... allowing Gerry to tag along for 3 days, then flitting off for the real vaycay... Minions won't be far away, she never travels alone.
I'm thinking this Dubai business might have something to do with the SA Princess. A bit coincidental. I'm also thinking she may consider taking Phyllis a bit of a risk considering his appearance and mannerisms in such a conservative country. She never goes travelling alone and Gerry is just another handbag carrier for her. Personally, I wouldn't consider Dubai to be much of a present for Gerry as a travel destination. What the hell is he going to do there? Ride up and down in the elevator? She's going for the glitz and shopping, maybe connect with the Sultana or whatever she is. She'll fit right in, Gerry will stand out like a sore thumb. She'll return with loads of shit. Phyllis will be jealous. Fanny's the one in the middle, the only blonde. She's going to have a lot of fun in the sun!
 

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Just in time for the Super Bowl!!!

Butch, straight, manly, masculine, virile Fill-Up must be popping a lot of boners around the Argentinian’s busty, hot mother.
Only over that sparkly red hooker dress…
 
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I don't think they're real, she also looks like she's had liposuction all over the place... She lives for attention... they were rushing Fanny, "come see, come see" all for the old bird in an out of place pink party dress.
 
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Oh Sorry ...... I am a very naughty girl to forget that !
 
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