You're almost there! Just rock side to side and pinch it off!
You're almost there! Just rock side to side and pinch it off!Merry Christmas to the 15 haters, the 3 trolls, all our gays, busybodies and argumentative yanks. May your health be good, happiness fall at your feet, and you're all invited to my little VIP party...Well, as you know I was born a VIP, but it is a costume party. A mascerade ball
Well the head is hurting this morning. Is there such things as bad guest behaviour? Well my best friends newish man passed out on my sofa with his shoes on and was still there this morning despite having a bedroom and bathroom allocated -did you notice I'm not keen on him ha haSquirrel pie anyone?
I’m so sorry to hear that your cat and @Heathcliffe dog are not well.Just popping in to say hi and wish the 15, 3 trolls and all the haters Joyeux NoëlKeep up the good work. I shall pop in and out from time to time over fêtes but may not participate. My beautiful cat is very poorly. I've desperately been trying to get her a rdv today. I fell out with the vets where I had been a client for 20 years and am now banned from there. I have a chance of a rdv later today but I fear we may be saying au revoir
So sick she still had time to darken her eyebrows and put mascara on. The face fillers in the cheeks are causing odd ridges in her face like a skinned rabbitMust be hard being ill before Christmas. Good thing your $100+ Star Fluted Christmas mug will alleviate some of that "pain", LOL.
Speaking of... I wonder if this is the long awaited breakdown.
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He looks unhinged-channeling his One Flew over the Cuckoo nest vibe and Ruth's looks like Nurse Rachett at the dinner table
Does that mean she knows The Muffin Man?Another Christmas gift from the shittoo-inside: even the charlataine herself is more enamored with y'all and the humor that is spread here. She created an audience that is paying for every breath she takes, but can't seem to make her laugh or trigger some kind of human response other than fear and disgust. Go figure. She will never admit to it, but the joke is on her.
Is that not Renee's mother in law from 'Allo 'Allo?
So who do we need to acknowledge for this gem. A local or did one of us drive especially to complete this task?I am still waiting for visual confirmation about this, but upon hearing the rumor I just couldn't wait to inform all of you we won't be seeing our charlataine in the local supermarket any time soon, no matter how urgent her shopping needs might be. Somebody apparently pinned the poop-picture of her ladyship in her negligee watched in ecstasy by her faithful gardener Davy on the Bulletin Board in the Intermarché in Aigurande. Like she used to phrase it: you heard it here first, but there seems to be no reason to keep the local community out of the loop
That’s no turkey, that’s a stuffed pigeon!!!@Jeeves I’m not a vegetarian, but that comparison might have put me off turkey forever!
oooh, that was evil ... no, it wasn'tI am still waiting for visual confirmation about this, but upon hearing the rumor I just couldn't wait to inform all of you we won't be seeing our charlataine in the local supermarket any time soon, no matter how urgent her shopping needs might be. Somebody apparently pinned the poop-picture of her ladyship in her negligee watched in ecstasy by her faithful gardener Davy on the Bulletin Board in the Intermarché in Aigurande. Like she used to phrase it: you heard it here first, but there seems to be no reason to keep the local community out of the loop
https://giphy.com/qAzgfUly09OFRjFzGGAfter a horrendous year which included my little mama passing away, having a war with my brother, my bi-polar aunt have seven major episodes, putting two of my elderly dog babies to sleep, and my sweet father-in-law passing away two days ago on the morning after his wife of 62 years last day of chemotherapy. I have to thank all of you for providing me with much needed entertainment, laughs, dressed up squirrels and detective work. May all of you have a blessed and peaceful WARM Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah!
In tribute to Weasely Phiphi NoNuts' love of decoration, we need to adorn his pasty white carcass with a sprig of holly strategically placed in his Parson's Nose. I suspect it won't be the first time he's been been host to a prick or two.That’s no turkey, that’s a stuffed pigeon!!!
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