I suggest she get a survey done regarding her boyfriend’s sexual orientation. The results might help her to better understand why she always wakes up alone.I am confused as why she needs surveys for everything she does? Is this something that is done in France? None of the other chatuea owners every mention it. It sounds like to me just begging for more money.
and the horrid French people who made her drain the lake. Now she is getting Amaury to fix the structural issues so that will be 5 years work. Anyone remember she had her office wall taken down and never finished maybe more structural issues there, she is going to have no upstairs for b n b next yearAbsolutely, hit the nail on the head. She's now putting blame on all those 'builders' and 'architects' who have come in before to look at the place and haven't told her what she wanted to hear. Makes me so cross, that poor old place has never stood a chance. With the new heating system more digging up, drilling into walls wonder how that will affect the building long term.
Th audacity to rent the room out in that condition teamed with those vile curtainsWoooow! She has been renting that room out for 2 years for 220 euro's a day!!! Shameless!
Had she put the rent money for these two rooms in a fund, she would have come a long way.
Thank you for the laugh, @Madame No !Drive Thru LIve Nativity Scene at the Castle!
I would never have guessed such a lame excuse for a vlog would have been pulled out of the hat! I can't even imagine what is to come because it's just too bizarre. Will we see a reenactment of the Holy Family manger scene with our very own pious Fanny as The Virgin Mary and Phyllis as Baby Jesus? I guess Potts would have to be Joseph as it's too incestuous to have BunBoy take that part. BunBoy can fill in as a sheep, while Nassti could be the ass. They could stage this in the courtyard and advertise in the village as a Live Nativity Drive Thru Experience at the castle. Donations to the restoration charity fund strongly encouraged.
Not for me. I've never been a fan of reds or pinks. But in the right place... Blues have nearly always been my signature colours. But I do seem to be moving more into greens. I like the space I live in to be as calming as possible. Same with clothing colours.Sorry off topic but what do you yentas think of the 2023 pantone color of the year? Small doses.. I think. https://www.pantone.com/color-of-the-year-2023
Hasn’t she already had her inheritance?Anyone wanna lay odds that Izzy leaves everything locked up in a irrevocable trust the doles out tiny amounts to Fanny and only if she does certain things and meets timely obligations? We know pre-Patreon maman kept Stephony on a tight financial leash and it would suit Isabelle’s personality to continue to do so from the grave!
I imagine she will still inherit Isabelle's remaining properties but let's hope Isabelle is around for a long time I like herHasn’t she already had her inheritance?
Peanuts!Not that ducks can't eat penis... But what exactly did your student mean to write?
Schedule an appointment with your primary doctor to be tested or even to just discuss your fears. As it ran in my family for several generations it’s part of my annual physical. It’s really more for my peace of mind but to me that’s priceless.My husband has some cognitive issues, but I think I am in denial. It seems to come and go.. and has done that now for several years so I am hopeful for him that it is not alzheimers but residuals from mini strokes. Now I will be 70 next year , which is the age my Mom's alzheimer's started and I am afraid. I can only hope and pray for the best.
and of course she'd have paid more for an enameled one, were they bought in France or has she also paid import taxes on top from having got them from the UK..I'm sorry but that wood burner looks incongruous. This room has way too much going on: wooden panelling, vile crookedly painted durge sludge green /teal, black pipe cream wood burner. I actually think you want the wood burner to recess into the background, a black one would have been better. Everything in Fanny's decorative scheme shouts and it all fights "look at me". All that time and money and it looks really naff. The scale of the picture and the chair are wrong too and the chair is really not great is it. Oh dear I despair it is a bloody nightmare.
Straightjacket for Lizzie and Missy!From comments on the Shitto Diaries, can you believe people like this actually exist. Schmaltzy crap:
Elisabeth Hopson
12 hours ago
The chateau is telling you it needs help. It trusts you all to make it better. It wouldn't ask for help if it didn't trust you Stephanie. It recognises that you are the one. Sounds bonkers, but it could and should have collapsed by now, with all that weight and bowing, so it has waited for the right time and the right people. Simples! View attachment 1794023
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Missy Belmont
12 hours ago
You were meant for these chateau challenges Stephanie, it is your destiny, how else does one become a true Queen of her castle unless she earns the respect of all her subjects? Bow down to you, our Queen! You will conquer every hardship and remain full of class, dignity, and loveliness. All the land will adore La Lande forever after because of all the love and care you've done to re create a such a masterpiece.......I can't wait to visit one day!!! Merry Christmas, everyone !
No, only in her world because everything is in such a shit state. Wait until they start digging up to put the big gas tank in and then channels to run the gas pipe into the building.I am confused as why she needs surveys for everything she does? Is this something that is done in France? None of the other chatuea owners every mention it. It sounds like to me just begging for more money.
In your opinion do the upstairs walls need to come out?I don’t watch the flogs/begging for money but I do enjoy reading here.
I can only assume Fanny doesn’t have any insurance. (I stand to be corrected). Why wouldn’t she call her insurance company? They’d send an assessor/obtain a structural report and formulate a plan to do the repairs and your policy would cover most of the cost. You’d never call an architect unless you were trying for assistance for funding.
Obviously, doesn’t fit the narrative for a new wave of grifting.
I’ve worked in the renovation and preservation of old/historic buildings most of my life. Her issues are no way near as bad as she makes out. That large beam could be replaced in a day, I’ve even seen beams extended when the fabric of a building is heavily protected. Wall ties etc would soon make the worst of the issues safe.
Please Fanny, stop taking money from people with your exaggerated delusional bullsh#t.
Yes would be interesting to see how much the two useless co owners are putting into the heating? Which will doubtless be postponed by the structural issues. The location of La Lande and also the size of it will mean it will never make top dollar even if in a good condition. The Smug Fleaurie's can expect to make money on theirs because it is a manageable size and has business opportunities with gate etc. Fanny's damp death trap really is in a dire state, all held together with old wallpaper she makes a virtue of but in reality it is not special and there are much better designs. She has no gites, no pool, no decent kitchen no lettable rooms it is a joke. She has done bugger all in 18 years. No one likes the rewiring, structural work, heating etc but it is necessary. Sorry I am on another rant but it is utterly deplorable she is still pleading poverty, she probably has more in the bank that all her patrons combined. How does she live with herself? She doesn't even care enough to put out decent content.Fanny Flash has told so many lies...she even believes them herself by now..
She is still not convinced that heap is fallen on her fake blond head...she cries crocodiletears just to get more money in...she knows December is the best month for content earning...
She would have dealed already with the structural problems if she was afraid it would collapse..but she still thinks it will stand for ages to come...
Like i have said before....she isnt planning renovations...at all..that heap and its chapel is a moneymaking machine....a stageset...Would anyone believe she is putting all that grifted money and her inheritance later ..in that crumbling heap...no...madame has other plans for her old age....and those plans dont include Lalande...She also knows that places like that are moneypitts...they swallow money up like an elephant water...gone in a jiffy...she will never be able to afford a place like that in old age...she wants joy...travelling, dining out and staying in posh hotels...she is never putting the bulk of her fortune, if there even is one.... in that crumbling heap...which btw isnt 100 percent owned by her alone...
Those patreons are so stupid and dumb..unbelievable...
No, it’s highly unlikely that would be the only solution.In your opinion do the upstairs walls need to come out?
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