The Chateau Diaries #19 How Tattle saved my vlog!

[Sandton]

I don’t recall seeing new suggestions. Perhaps it’s all blurred into one.

New thread title. A damp chateau filled with tat.

sure you guys will come up with something better. I’m likely to miss it so here’s one to jump start better suggestions.

New thread title. A damp chateau filled with tat.

 

[sandro37]

WTF - think that was a joke ???


it’s an odd reference - without the context

like selmar turning the plates as a signal

I have sent to you similar smoke signs last time during life chat and you havent notice either )

 

[lalablahblah]

Are they using Patreon money to frame the Daddy’s tasteless bordello “art”? Are there any paintings of his without women being sexualized? These are not only tasteless, but demeaning. How does she miss this? I realize this has been discussed before, but today’s video was just too much. I feel sad as I once was a Patreon.

She's a narcacist so she on purpose misses a lot. Basically because in her twisted mind she's a special unicorn who can do no wrong. Everyone else has been put on the Earth to serve her. She's entitled to everything and other people do things like work to earn money so they can be scammed out of it by her.

 

[ProfessorPlum]

The skills learnt during the 70 hours of editing.........

A moment that any serious vlogger would have been embarrassed about, since the editing shows how unskilled and thoughtless she is in this, her "YouTube career," but of course she laughed about it in the live chat. As viewers, we are constantly confronted with Stephanie's lack of empathy, or outright humiliation of others (was the purpose of clearing out the unused cesspit to give her that moment where should could look down on the young Frenchman, shovelling the great and glamourous chatelaine's tit, and ask him, Ca va?) If I were Dana, someone she calls a friend, I'd be offended. I'd be questioning why this editing choice was made (consciously or not), cutting from the tit to an extreme close up on the dry, dark falafel. Sure, SJ thanked her for bringing the food, but the video shows something very different than gratitude.

 

[MojoDublin]

morning tattlers

 

[après-le-déluge]

My grandmother used to say, if she saw someone scantily clad, that they would "frighten the horses!"

Don’t want to frighten the horses now do we ?

 

[MojoDublin]

I have sent to you similar smoke signs last time during life chat and you havent notice either )

apologies

i cannot watch the ...chat ...id puke
so Im reliant on your intel

so sorry I missed it ...APOLOGIES
AGENT OO7 - FOR SERVICES RENDERED

Fanny's explanation of using 'her' money for renovations is a joke, what renovations took place in the late 10 years? The state the Chateau is in after all this time is pitiful. Yet she has travelled extensively throughout, it just goes to show where her priorities lie.

why didn't gerry gift her gutters last christmass
instead of the 8 grand holiday on DE-NIAL
yes because she lives in denial

many years they could have not gone on holidays and PRESERVED this GLORIOUS building
for future generations

for the love of eveything
they didnt even dig the french gutters themselfs to stop the water ingressing

and another thing

DAVY is a garden architect

not a building architect - what would he know about condensation
NOT A STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
NOT EVEN A BUILDER
and hes magic - he has crayons that can show the gutters still
only on one side of the chat oooo

as the viewers haven't paid for the other drawing


they are modern day HIGHWAY ROBBERS
only now ....they have a massive wifi of fish off them
eyes no longer buldge
the scales are gone manky

 

[MsPitstop]

That

morning tattlers

LOVE IT! I appreciated all the investigations too, especially regarding Ma Trotter. Well done, well done!
Also, do you think we should invite the unexpected hero of today's vlog, Joan, to join us?

 

[lalablahblah]

Reason to watch the grift grab during the premier. The veiws don't count towards ad revenue. The ads are added to the video after the premier is over. It's set to premier so fans can drop super chat money. SJ has her minimum set at $25. 5x the minimum most people do.

 

[Stroppy]

I counted over 25 each of 'beautiful' 'wow' and 'love/lovely' and over 15 'pretty'. It was the only way I could stay awake thru it.

Next drinking game, a shot for each key word

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

morning tattlers

They need a clapping hands emoji in the "like" bar!!!!!!

Outstanding, Mojo!!!!!

 

[Kickintheass]

morning tattlers

Well done again. Do you ever get time to sleep? All the hours spent editing must eat into sleep time.

 

[sandro37]

apologies

i cannot watch the ...chat ...id puke
so Im reliant on your intel

so sorry I missed it ...APOLOGIES
AGENT OO7 - FOR SERVICES RENDERED




why didn't gerry gift her gutters last christmass
instead of the 8 grand holiday on DE-NIAL
yes because she lives in denial

many years they could have not gone on holidays and PRESERVED this GLORIOUS building
for future generations

for the love of eveything
they didnt even dig the french gutters themselfs to stop the water ingressing

and another thing

DAVY is a garden architect

not a building architect - what would he know about condensation
NOT A STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
NOT EVEN A BUILDER
and hes magic - he has crayons that can show the gutters still
only on one side of the chat oooo

as the viewers haven't paid for the other drawing


they are modern day HIGHWAY ROBBERS
only now ....they have a massive wifi of fish off them
eyes no longer buldge
the scales are gone manky

Mojo why don't you allow comments? I would tell you stories

 

[Princess and the Pea]

The beginning of the most recent grift grab. Right after she milks the tit out of the poverty porn her creep buddy forced those poor students into filming.

Thanks. So, this charity isn't actually in operation any more from what that link says that they "have wound down the direct help we've been supporting across the UK". It is impossible to read what they have done because the paperwork attached is too tiny to read. So not recruiting volunteers & just pointing people to a list of existing charities which they call their directory.

 

[Heathcliffe]

Good morning all Tattlers! A joy to see you're plotting away here. This Loki Cleveland...!?! WTF. What a pathetic and inappropriate sad little character. Who cares if he finds bondage exciting, he needs to find some gay chat place, he should not put his filth on live chat that children read. Nothing wrong with a bit of good bondage but quite evidently a lot of wrong with Loki Cleveland. I enjoy reading the bitchy Joan Seymour, she has a bee in her bonnet and nobody is stopping her! I never watch live chat, bunch of lonely people saying "hi" to each other and pouring money into the moat. I am glad you are keeping me up to date with the good stuff though, keep posting!

 

[Milre]

morning tattlers

Thank you so much for editing this 70 hours a week!

My bad I got it wrong, watching the new Diaries now and saw Dan driving the new mower in the distance just hadn’t seen it being used for such a long time

Not Stephfending here but it was winter though, so hardly anything to mow

 

[Princess and the Pea]

apologies

i cannot watch the ...chat ...id puke
so Im reliant on your intel

so sorry I missed it ...APOLOGIES
AGENT OO7 - FOR SERVICES RENDERED




why didn't gerry gift her gutters last christmass
instead of the 8 grand holiday on DE-NIAL
yes because she lives in denial

many years they could have not gone on holidays and PRESERVED this GLORIOUS building
for future generations

for the love of eveything
they didnt even dig the french gutters themselfs to stop the water ingressing

and another thing

DAVY is a garden architect

not a building architect - what would he know about condensation
NOT A STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
NOT EVEN A BUILDER
and hes magic - he has crayons that can show the gutters still
only on one side of the chat oooo

as the viewers haven't paid for the other drawing


they are modern day HIGHWAY ROBBERS
only now ....they have a massive wifi of fish off them
eyes no longer buldge
the scales are gone manky

Or perhaps she could sell her London pad as she is so devoted to her home in France & use the ££ to fund the renovations.

 

[Milre]

I’ve said this before I’m sure. Most families mum and dad give joint gifts. My mother clearly shopped for our gifts and my stepdad paid or indirectly paid. That doesn’t mean that he never bought us any gifts.

for her to claim no gifts from her mum is a bit cruel even if ij then shrugged it off or played on it.

at the end of the day she received at least half a shato and a london flat from her parents which I voided ij



the recent vid was so calculated. The mower spearing. Showing damp problems and taking about expensive fixes that need money.
Showing her getting giftgrabs framed. Even getting selmar to wear a tie he received in a gift grab.

And the French guy having to dig out the poop. Do anyone know what’s the purpose of clearing that space which was clearly blocked of for decades. Are they planning on using it? Marie’s next flower studio?

Trap for animals? Ventilation of the loo? Relocation of bats? Collecting water?

I agree.. We are here for the CD.. they cross over now and again, but I couldn’t give a tit about a Ryan, Sadie, MPK and his fancy boys etc. Will be off too. X

Though I find it less annoying to read a few posts about Ryan and Co. now and then than comments like "there is an extra thread for the Pethericks" for the hundredths of ti me

 

[NorrisCS]

And not the new mower. Where did that new mower end up, does anyone know

I joked before but I bet I’m right. She used patron funds to buy it - cost €8k plus... now it’s nowhere to be seen and never mentioned. I’d say she returned it and got a big chunk of the €8k back And that’s now resting in her holiday and expensive treats (Ciredon candles etc) account!

 

[lolander]

I just fast forwarded to bit about the art work!

To save you all from a long rant all I will say is- lady Shat o lies lover. I would be embarrassed to get that framed.

Now the Patreons know where their money is going, damp Shat O and being framed...literally!

I don't mind about that picture, it's really tame. For the first time she also explained the picture truthfully, so she understands what's in them. It was painted for the chateau and shows her fathers wishes for a happy family life (happy=sex=grandchildren) in the chateau for generations to come. He saw himself as a some sort of patriarch and founder of a new Jarvis dynasty in the house.

But the BS lack of knowledge about framing caught my ear i.e. how she likes the juxtaposition of older frames in modern pictures. The Picassos and Monets are in contemporary frames, that was the fashion at the time in late 19th century. These heavily ornate gilded frames weren't chosen to contrast with the picture, it was just the way it was done in those days.