That's true! Dan's made a huge difference in maintaining the garden Hanging Gardens of Lalande. He has more vision for the grounds than Stephanie ever had.
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Once a Scrounger, Always a Scrounger
Her name was Scrounger Jarvis
And she lived in a HMN
With her old mother
Who looked like a distraught hen
Both of them were greedy
And had bitten off more than they could chew
They couldn’t heat the shato
And didn’t know what to do
So they came up with a plan
‘The Shato Diarrhoea’
Or ‘Grab What You Can’
A money-making scam
‘Cos they’d tried the B&B
But no one came to stay
For poor ‘cuisine’ and no hygiene
No one had wanted to pay
And Scrounger Jarvis was lazy
And loved to lie in bed
While the servants brought her coffee
And did the work instead
But it was a lonely life
Making curtains all day
She needed to find a way
To make the shato pay
So one day
She came up with a great idea
She’d keep a ‘diary’
And call it ‘The Shato Diarrhoea’
She was sure it would be a huge success
Who wouldn’t want to watch the Magnetic Princess
Putting on airs and graces
And visiting all sorts of places
Going to bakeries and the local Brico
Driving down empty roads
There was nowhere to go
Apart from the miserable shato
As the vlogs became more boring
The viewing figures began to soar
The gullible twats couldn’t get enough
And wanted to see more and more
Scrounger Jarvis raked in the dosh
From videos full of complete tosh
But nothing had really changed
Because her name was Scrounger Jarvis
And she lived in a HMN
With her old mother
Who looked like a distraught hen
Her name was Scrounger Jarvis
And she lived in a HMN
With her old mother
Who looked like a distraught hen
Both of them were greedy
And had bitten off more than they could chew
They couldn’t heat the shato
And didn’t know what to do
So they came up with a plan
‘The Shato Diarrhoea’
Or ‘Grab What You Can’
A money-making scam
‘Cos they’d tried the B&B
But no one came to stay
For poor ‘cuisine’ and no hygiene
No one had wanted to pay
And Scrounger Jarvis was lazy
And loved to lie in bed
While the servants brought her coffee
And did the work instead
But it was a lonely life
Making curtains all day
She needed to find a way
To make the shato pay
So one day
She came up with a great idea
She’d keep a ‘diary’
And call it ‘The Shato Diarrhoea’
She was sure it would be a huge success
Who wouldn’t want to watch the Magnetic Princess
Putting on airs and graces
And visiting all sorts of places
Going to bakeries and the local Brico
Driving down empty roads
There was nowhere to go
Apart from the miserable shato
As the vlogs became more boring
The viewing figures began to soar
The gullible twats couldn’t get enough
And wanted to see more and more
Scrounger Jarvis raked in the dosh
From videos full of complete tosh
But nothing had really changed
Because her name was Scrounger Jarvis
And she lived in a HMN
With her old mother
Who looked like a distraught hen
Figures the whole lot is disgusting and can't handle any criticism. I'm surprised the SA government allows this exploitation of it's students.
And remember they were temporary lights.. needed to be buried much deeper for safety.. certainly wouldn't get safety certificate for them
Did Dan ever bring the extra chickens?
perhaps he did but they wasn’t the right shade for stefniii. She film edit and post things in such a strange order. I suspect she would show Dan arriving with the chickens in her Easter vlog.
Just saw Dan and Annalise's 3:46-minute vlog from Paris! No intention to derail.
I just want to commend the man for having grown so much in his vlogging skills in just over the last few months! I used to think his vlogs were blah. But now his cinematography is superb, and the quality of his videos has become far more superior to anything Princess Stephanie produces now.
Dan has obviously spent time improving his craft, learning and trying out new ideas and angles, unlike our beloved (be-loathed) LOTL who's stuck with the same thing--even with the assistance of cameraman-boy.
Here's another way Tattle Life will save your vlog, Stephanie: LEARN FROM DAN, GET SOME TIPS, NOT JUST IN GARDENING.
I just want to commend the man for having grown so much in his vlogging skills in just over the last few months! I used to think his vlogs were blah. But now his cinematography is superb, and the quality of his videos has become far more superior to anything Princess Stephanie produces now.
Dan has obviously spent time improving his craft, learning and trying out new ideas and angles, unlike our beloved (be-loathed) LOTL who's stuck with the same thing--even with the assistance of cameraman-boy.
Here's another way Tattle Life will save your vlog, Stephanie: LEARN FROM DAN, GET SOME TIPS, NOT JUST IN GARDENING.
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Gorgeous pic of Annalise, she's a beautiful woman.
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She did learn..no ..she used Dan and his drone... to make footage for her new intro...
His editing has always been pretty good. I mentioned it in my very first tattle comment. Aside from some too long episodes about future plans “so....yeah...” he does a good job of editing tasks and talking.
Though he did just follow her direction on the courtyard. Is Dan in here? Lot of
For him in the last couple of days. 
I agree, very slick production.
I'd like to add that I also admire the way he includes his lovely kids but doesn't overly
Ha! You’ve just reminded me of a scene from Faulty Towers. Guest “I wanted a room with a view Faulty”
Response ”What did you expect, the hanging gardens of Babylon? herds of wilder beasts strolling across the Serengeti? well you’ve got the the la la lake, the chipped render, me in my kimono and pint sized mug of tea, Selmars camper van, mummy’s lethal lawnmower, the soon to be built swimming pool over there between the land and the sky! Any more anyone?
A second confirmation:
Princess Stephanie gets her ideas from Betty White's vlog!
Princess Stephanie gets her ideas from Betty White's vlog!
And find a way to harvest all that rainwater they’ve had.
Disgusting the way that SA fashion institute put the filmed interviews on YT, giving out people's names and personal information about their situations and their families. It should be illegal. No professional employer or academic institute would do that with an interview. It would be OK to film them privately for the interviewer/selector in a lockdown but it is definitely not OK to put it on a public forum. The owner, together with SJ, IJ and PA, should know better. It just confirms what many of us already thought about that particular institution: they are unethical and unprofessional, and guess who is promoting them? All for the sake of the publicity, plus a ghastly yellow dress and more to follow!
Such a lovely, sincere reaction from Annelise to Dan's surprise. Can you imagine the hysteria we would have endured from Fanny? "Can you believe it?", " How can it be?", "It's so magical". plus all the skipping, flouncing and posturing around the apartment. Take note Stephanie.
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