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The Chateau Diaries #182 Nobody likes anybody in Lalande. They play with genitals, drink, food and power
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Yep, makes Olly and Cammies place look great in comparison doesn't it?
My husband uses a continuous glucose monitor by Dexcom, but I know a bit about the Freestyle Libre - I think these are the only two continuous glucose monitors in the world! A few years ago, I looked into the Freestyle Libre because it is less expensive and seemed easier to use than the Dexcom unit. At the time, the Freestyle Libre CGM was used way more in Europe than here in the US. Not sure why, though. It was made available for use here in 2014 versus the system my husband uses, which was made available in 1999! The big advantage at the time I looked was that you could download your info onto an app on your phone with the Freestyle Libre......Dexcom has only been doing that for the past few years - you used to have a separate device, almost the size of a small remote, which probably accounts for the difference in cost. Also with the Dexcom unit, you don't have to "scan" anything like you do with the Freestyle Libre unit....the sensor in the Dexcom automatically transmits blood glucose readings every 5 minutes. Both brands have alarms that signal when your blood sugar is dropping or is too high.My understanding is that the Libre Patch and the glucose monitor are two separate entities - am I mistaken? The patch is just decoration to hide the monitor isn't it? A friend's fiance wears one and that's the explanation I was given. Isn't the patch itself the bird sticker?Whaaaa! I'm confused!
The system itself is called the "Freestyle Libre" and is made by Abbott Labs
It uses a sensor, which I always call a transmitter and probably isn't the right terminology. Freestyle Libre's sensor is a white disk, about the size of a quarter that has a tab that goes under the skin wherever you're putting it. The sensor collects real time information about your current blood glucose reading and then, when you scan it with your phone, transmits that data to an app that you put on your phone.
I had no idea what you were talking about - bird sticker, patches - until I Googled. It seems there are all different companies and people out there who make little stickers to put on your Freestyle Libre sensor! All of these things are aftermarket items - the device companies aren't making them and selling them! Curiously, though, there are a plethora of people on Etsy, all from the UK, selling them! This seems to be a very popular thing in the UK! We live in very metropolitan area halfway between Washinggton, DC and Baltimore, MD and go to a gym a few times a week. We see a lot of people with these Freestyle Libre sensors on their arms, mostly younger people.....I have never once seen anyone with a sticker or decal on theirs, though! I think it's a fun idea!
@Le Baiseur will appreciate the fact that I've been reduced to watching Janice in France. That's how bored I am!
Oh my gosh. What a nutbag that woman is! The last episode I watched, today actually, she was telling her viewers how to get their visas for France, yet she's so fucked up herself that hers is about to expire so she has to come back to the US. Also, a bunch of nonsensical stuff about her Social Security, which I didn't understand because I haven't watched all of her vlogs......and no chance of that happening from me! She's a whack-a-doodle! But I did feel a little sorry for her.....whatever it was about this social security payment delay sounds like it's screwed up her Visa, too. But it does sound like it's a mistake SHE made that has caused the delay. I couldn't really follow her and can't even explain why I kept watching it!
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Yup...Mercury in retrograde Sept.8 to Oct 1. Communications all f'ed up.
Hope you are ok!
Thank you for this post. It made me laugh harder than I have in a while! But, it's all on point!Fanny and consort on tour...to the medieval fair...it looked more like a normal french market to me..at least they were dressed up..they for sure loved the attention...
Selmar was there...he wasnt invited for dinner at the shittoo?? he pointed out very nicely he goes along with Vivienne and Bill...i have the feeling the next event they are holding there is in 2024..for sure not in six months...at least Selmar has a roof above his head...and some food on the table...provided by bill and vivienne...It was a bit of a stinking fart in Fannies face...she didnt notice...
Maria was ill...no wonder...i do wonder why they all didnt get foodpoisoning..or maybe she didnt want to cook...who knows...so Fanny had to cook..and the old couple...prawncocktail in a soupbowl....carrots and potatoes..from the garden...that was no surprise..i guess they ran out of courgettes...a small amount of chicken for 14 people...and some mushrooms ...dessert was something i couldnt recognize from the super U..and not ripe figgs..
those damn things were not ripe yet...but lucky people they were..to get the first figs from the garden...i bet the downstairs loo had to work overtime...if they ate them...i guess they didnt.. Fanny was amazed the people liked it...well..you silly cow....they paid high prices to pay hommage..off course they said it was nice...they would said it even if you had tit on thier plates..
I wonder ...when i do shopping for 14 people my groceries dont fit in that thing she had in the supermarket....i need a big cart...and where was Nutty??? was she sucking off the carpenter instead of looking after the parsley??
Its a madhouse...it really is...its revolting and disgusting... even watching it.....its like a dementia asylum having a daytrip.....that Wendy...and that other woman...omg..what are they doing there.....i think i have to stop watching it...it makes my stomage turn...more and more...
Thank you for posting this OhIDontKnow.
What is he smoking, and can I get some.
He mentions the ruin was built in the early 19th century, then references roaring 20's and beginning of the art deco period. He must not realize that the 19th century was in the 1800s.
How can he afford to purchase more importantly restore this property with no income? Is he expecting patreon/youtube to fund it all?
I hope he has a rich backer somewhere.. oh could that be Billy Petherick or/and Amaury?
That's what I thought! The toucan thing is just the sticker called a "libre patch" - is that right?
It sounds like Selmar has his own plans with Vivienne and Bill -- sans Stefamee.
I can’t stand Dan, so I won’t be watching, wondering where’s the money coming from to finance this latest project, since he seems to be giving up the lame “see ya tamorrow” vlogs. And they’re closing the patron account. And he doesn’t appear to be working at lielande anymore? Most people see a big drop in lifestyle/money after a break up. I guess he won the lottery or just expects to pay for it by getting on the begging bandwagon
He did mention on one vlog that he was at lieLande to discuss a "business proposition" with Amaury.
What's he going to do with a chateau? Weekend cooking classes won't pay for it.
We’re thinking along the same lines
I hope he steals Amaury away from Lalande!He did mention on one vlog that he was at lieLande to discuss a "business proposition" with Amaury.
What's he going to do with a chateau? Weekend cooking classes won't pay for it.
He would go on and on the entire time!!
Hope your feeling fit soon, what a scary ordeal!!OMG! So glad you were found and can now begin to recover! Sending you all the prayers and positive energy the universe can hold!🩹
I've just bought a forgotten and abandoned chateau in the heart of France to restore, I hope you'll all join my Patreon account and share in my journey with me.
Oh my gosh! How scary for you! So glad someone found you.
Here’s to a very speedy recovery! My late grandpa broke his hip at 100, they replaced it as he was in great shape, body and mind. He had a speedy recovery.
Is there a friend that can come visit and be your nurse?
Did you notice the dig SJ and Mummy had at Phillipa? When they were discussing cooking for the guests says words to the effect:A few takeaways from tonight vlog..
• Chervil with prawns cocktailsWhat screwed up mind thought that was a good idea? Oh yeah, right... her. Might as well chop up some of Snorty's licorice and sprinkle that in for all the delightful dining pleasure chervil could add.
• Those carrots Fanny said were "fresh from the garden" looked awfully cleaned and trimmed for veggies that had just been dug up. They were obviously from the supermarket, and it's just so stupid and childish to lie about it. What's the point of it?
• Why did Fanny expressly make the point that Bill had invited her and Snorts to his chateau? Who cares!
• That self satisfied smug look on Snorts face when he tells her (nyah nyah - the jokes on you Steffi) she's not brought a change of clothing. 6 years do that. Punch him, just punch him. And then punch him again.
• OMG wearing a Medieval dress into a supermarket! Oh noooooo! What will people think?! What will people say?! The drama! The OTT anxiety! Can guarantee you, you stupid cow, no-one gave a tit. No-one gave you a second glance. No-one even noticed you were in the damn building.
We've got Philipa to help us, what on earth could go wrong?
Mummy gives a fairly prolonged and negative reaction.
Quite a small thing, but telling. I'm surprised Phillipa left that in the final cut. I say that because isn't he in charge of media?
Not sure if I'm going mad but it appears to me that since mummy's return, Phillipa is appearing less in the vlogs. Trust me, mummy is slowly getting shot of him. I love her for it because I become frightened when he 'pops up' in the vlogs. It's my eyes you see, my eyes! They can't take it!
Dan has lost the plot.
He doesn't have the skills to renovate what is just a shell of a building as big as that. He's already doing a bodge job on the ramshackle farmhouse where his kids live, how's he going to find the time?. And where's the money coming from? It's really a rebuild and will cost hundreds of thousands.
At face value this is a ludicrous venture. Unless, and hear me out here, Billy (I've got money to burn) Petherick is involved maybe as an investor? Billy did leave an excited comment under the previous teaser vlog.
This should make interesting viewing.
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The gardener bought a château?
That's a very phallic looking castle
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