Vertically challenged ??
Vertically challenged ??Those high heel boots are cracking me up!!!
Why does he wear those???
Does anyone know how tall Philip is? I thought he was tall, but Stephanie is quite short and he’s not towering over her even whilst wearing his high heel boots. I really noticed it during the dancing in the kitchen episode. Maybe he’s 6’?I know Snorts is tall but I am sure he is wearing Stephs birthay Louboutin heels, his legs look double length
Just realized on second look...@Jules100 I admire your creative. Portraits are difficult and time consuming. Here is my suggestion.
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You have to wonder with some of them, if they say "if it's black it'll do"... Eugene looked like she belonged in the 1920s!Hats are difficult to choose...how about The Queen Consort's hat ( with all due respect) ?
Later she had another one which was much more suitable.
Just a set of nostrils and some scraggly facial hair would also be recognizable.@Jules100 I admire your creative. Portraits are difficult and time consuming. Here is my suggestion.
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I am a quilter and they could only manage a workshop for locals as they would need a machine for each attendee. They could do a hand stitched quilted placemat perhaps.Has the person Sinan from the Secret Chateau joined Tattle yet? I wish they would. Here's another smackdown of theirs that caught my eye.
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A quilter as a volunteer! Is Caroline Goofer mad? She's got no bloody idea how long it takes to make a quilt. My sister is a quilter and it takes months and months of dedication! Can you imagine Fanny, for one moment giving all that fabric to Sara out of generosity for Sara to have a quilting workshop? Fanny doesn't have an altruistic bone in her body and she'd see Sara as stealing content to have a workshop with her fabric.
Amen!!!Well ..... I guess if people are mad at Fanny for doing that Birthday / Gift Grab with the Queens funeral and all........ she can blame the Squirrel !
It was so boring I stopped it.
Oh the bloody heating again! Look sister - if you did not buy all that $$ crap and $$ travel all the time that heating would have been in and working years ago now!!!
Freeze bitch!
Yes, “short man syndrome”!Vertically challenged ??
Yeah sewing machine of Fanny's is a little toy. I have a few different machines, but even my old Bernina from the 80's has more features than that that little thing.I am a quilter and they could only manage a workshop for locals as they would need a machine for each attendee. They could do a hand stitched quilted placemat perhaps.
I was also amazed that Sarah thought that SJ had a fancy sewing machine. That machine was not fancy, if you are a quilter you will know what I mean. I think she was pulling our leg with that nonsense.. it was a machine that she was not familiar with.
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That's because Sara wants to live a psudo-Bernadette Banner life, so any sewing machine, that is electric is automatically fancy in her eyes. Remember that antique Singer sewing machine she bought and "restored"....Sarah thought that SJ had a fancy sewing machine
And following Wendy mouse felters revelation that ging-pubes said wearing separates confuses shitshow fanny... Is he drugging her! Her dress sense, never good, has declined enormously since the pubey one came on board. Who in their right mind would not edit out the bit about pubey choosing her outfit. Total cringefest.Hello All WTF is Fanny wearing on grab a lot just clicked the thumb nail -it is the sort pf frump fest outfit that looks as though it should have a matching sun visor. Seriously I am obsessing but it is astounding how much her dress sense has changed since she met the fashionista Philippa.
Maybe pubes has been licking them. Like old wallpaper glue.Do you think Lalanders especially those with allergies know that old taxidermy animals have arsenic in their stuffing?
Kathy has a new flog up and a brilliant name for our Chattalain...Fanny Four Flues...she questions the pre 'log burner installations' inspections and then the Disney trip for adults.One does not have to be a doormat to become vulnerable due to life circumstances. Being vulnerable does not equate to being weak.
I'm not saying with any certainty that Gwen is either, but rather admitting it is a possibility and not a crazy one at that.
Meghan is used to getting what she wants. Keep the narc happy and all you'll do is delay the inevitable. Better off to cut up their supply as early as possible. They'll snap back at you, for sure they will, but have faith they can't keep their façade forever, at some point they will have alienated enough people in their life as to render their tactics largely ineffective.
Yes and yes.
She has to provide proof for regular maintenance and testing of chimneys, open fires/log burners and electrical installations in the house. In the UK (with some exceptions) electrics must be inspected every 5 years if any letting of the property occurs. Chimneys would usually have to be swept annually for insurance compliance.
She's had an electrical fire before as per Clara's statements. She should know better!
The chapel would have to be totally off limits by securing the perimeter otherwise that is an accident and a liability claim waiting to happen, and this doesn't apply just to the paying B&B guests, but also the slave labour.
and none of Fanny's four flues are seeing any action in the foreseeable if you catch my driftKathy has a new flog up and a brilliant name for our Chattalain...Fanny Four Flues...she questions the pre 'log burner installations' inspections and then the Disney trip for adults.
Thanks for posting that vlog. I attempted to find it the other day to confirm how many visits Nathan had made previously - turns out 6 up to that date, June 2022. And Stephanie still wasn't fully prepared when he turned up recently to fit the wood burners.I was just trying to add "fuel to the fire" that Bullshit spews forth from ALL at Lalande. That no one is ever capable of doing a correct job, everything is half cock, last minute, a mess, unfinished or not even started.
No way could I live like that, I expect things to be done on time, done correctly and a correct agreed price and then paid for. The exception to this is dealing with local authorities who only have one speed ..slow, but you just have to be prepared for that and apply months in advance.
Thank you for the recap! The poor people who work for her spending winter there. I think heating in France is about to quadruple in cost so she's probably not wanting to pay for it. She should have at the very least, put in more radiators on her existing system. It's ludicrous to think that log burners are going to make a difference. You know I had a friend once. He inherited a ton of money. He would blow it at bars and restaurants but couldn't pull the trigger on buying a home. Just piddled it away on nothing. This is literally Stephanie.Welcome back @LurkingMeg! You did not actually miss much- simply more excuses, Patron Day, half-cocked renovation ideas, no heat for Winter 2022/23 for anyone there, and she's run off to Disney and planning her next 6 months of holidays. Ironically, Billy Petherick released a vlog a few days ago called, "We Bought This Abandoned Chateau", which was kind of a slap in the face to Fanny- I do not think it was intentional, but it showed how things were properly done to restore (I will give Billy this- he is an incredibly hard worker.) The important bits were sorted prior to anything else- the leaky roof, new electrics, new plumbing, and heat. Fanny cannot use the excuse of poverty any longer, as Patron certainly gave her a tidy sum, which she has squandered on tat, wallpaper, decorative gardens and furniture vice making the structure itself secure (roof leaks, absolutely NO heating, wonky plumbing, rotted windows, questionable electrics, structural issues with rotted and sagging beams). There is no common sense there- she is more concerned with the cosmetics versus repairing the important systems, which is a moot point with her, as she always has an excuse. It is akin to giving a 5-year-old a large sum of money, and watching them just blow it on candy, Roblox and chicken nuggets!
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