The Chateau Diaries #18 Porky mitts and porky pies

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I’m so jealous, I love Madrid
I'd love anywhere other than my home town at the moment Glad to see grifting pays off, I'd hate to think that people who are working are funding his lifestyle.Wondering how long it will be before pea green Princess is off visiting Spain too?
 
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I'd love anywhere other than my home town at the moment Glad to see grifting pays off, I'd hate to think that people who are working are funding his lifestyle.Wondering how long it will be before pea green Princess is off visiting Spain too?
YES! Anywhere will do at this time.
 
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I’d say she’s flouncing around the local supermarket in her awful inappropriate badly styled ensembles thinking to herself (in that movie in her own mind way) ...they’re all watching me, looking at me, admiring me, thinking how stylish I am, how I can put together a fabulous outfit, how I just shine, I glow, I really do have that je ne ses quoi, I am IT, they’re just a little in awe of me, they’re all whispering “look, it’s her, that aristocrat from England from the Chateau”, look how vibrant she is, how I admire how she throws her head back and laughs with abandon, she is oozing confidence and class... now this is all in the nut jobs head.
What the locals are really thinking is - mon dieu, it’s that weirdo from the dump up the road.
 
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I am no doctor, but looking at the way he walks and yesterday looking at his son’s walking, I think they have knock knees and the little boy should be taken to a doctor, not spending money on lamps!
Especially as he is clearly still in nappies. It would be more pronounced if he was wearing just pants. Billy sounded quite out of breath carrying Ernest.Given that he should be used to manual work, I wouldn't expect him to be puffing as much as he is.
 
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I have been trying to remember who she reminds me of going shopping with her Prince Charming. She's a Poundshop Gucci Guilty gal!! @MojoDublin can we have a remake???!!!!
 
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I saw that, have you looked at the guy' profile that he's tagged. He's only got an Amazon wish list. Watch out Sir Trotter will be adding one soon I bet.
I had a quick glance at the Amazon link briefly. Is that what that is, a wish list for people to buy him and send to him. What has happened to this world and to these disgusting beggars. Oh my god. I feel sick.
 
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... facts! Your post made me laugh ... she’s on the pigs back, now that’s gotta be part of a thread title. You’re right, no point suggesting ways to graft ... it ent gonna happen.
 
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I had a quick glance at the Amazon link briefly. Is that what that is, a wish list for people to buy him and send to him. What has happened to this world and to these disgusting beggars. Oh my god. I feel sick.
Wonder what got crossed off the list for him by the boy Trotter?
 
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If it is in Aigurande Intermarche (Bonnat Intermarche is further away) they would not know who she is or if she’s from a local chateau, more importantly they would not be interested. Arriving just before closing is not ideal, however, they just close and usher to checkout. There are a lot of expat people in the area, she is one of many. How people dress going shopping could be considered ‘quirky’ but again nobody looks or cares.
 
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Oh no, I'm not American, I'm from Europe and I'm a non-native English speaker
This person paid everything out of pocket though. Well, this person was a child, so his family did
 
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It's normal to have knocked feet at his age. He's growing fast and his bones are elastic. Situation will be evaluated at age 10.
 
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Did the Swede leave and have been replaced by a Spaniard?

Honestly, I am fuming.
What a selfish thing to do! This is on a whole other level, than a Fortnum & Mason selfcare package.
The world is in lockdown. He cries and moans, that he has haters and no money. Yet here he is, in Madrid, Spain. One of the hardest affected countries during the pandemic.
Ugh. Sir Trotter
 
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