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i‘m afraid I forced my beloved of several decades to put out the first night we met. Never been apart since and never been called a tart. Many other things, but a tart - never.
The Chateau Diaries #175 The lonely chair is where Philip sits after being Potty's fluffer
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i‘m afraid I forced my beloved of several decades to put out the first night we met. Never been apart since and never been called a tart. Many other things, but a tart - never.
Will Josie be on hand to serve trotter sammies and assorted entrails?
It was quite amazing that not one word came out of Phillip’s mouth when she was opening up the prints sent to her by Michael Petherick. Not one “awww”, “that’s so niiiiice”, “so pretty”…the silence of Phillip was glaringly obvious. Hmm. Jealous much, Phillip? Stephanie even was trying to elicit some reaction from him by saying to him, “isn’t that ladybug soooo cute?”…and for once. No reply from Snorts. Dead silence. Well played, Michael…well played.
I wonder how Kat’s Christian singing group views her behavior in and appearance on the vlogs?
How long does Phillipa have to be in a relationship with SJ before he/she can claim part of her assets when the inevitable split comes? Anyone know?
No idea of the law in France, but in the UK he would not be able to claim any asset. For a start, she employs him and he lives in. She owes him nothing once it is over. He buys things, She buys things. There does not seem to be any joint account. There would be no entitlement. Now if they marry - different story entirely. But then I guess he would be signing a pre-nup.
Interesting you'd bring up Cat and the drinking vibe. In last night's performance of "Let's Pretend to Make Fun of the American Chick" also known as "American Chick Is Super Obnoxious For Attention and as a Vlog Filler", Cat was the only one drinking. She was nursing a bottled beer (at least that's what it looked like....green bottle) and I thought it was strange that no one else had a glass of anything alcoholic. The last time we saw Cat, she was in the new garden with Dan with a bottle of beer, too. It's like she day drinks all day and night!
You are hired! Revised menu sounds delicious!
My point is that you don’t wing the menu when you have paying guests.
Hey…I take credit for inventing the name Ardwhore!Her name is “Ardwhore” for good reason
I imagined (think it was) Davy Crockett with Fill Up wearing the ferret’s face on his big forehead
There she was in that yellow dress on top of the bloody bed opening More Birthday Gifts!!! OMG
Still........ I was glad to see this just for the Squirrel Boyfriend pillow and portrait plus ...... why does someone felt a turret with peacocks etc in a darn spode cup as well !!!
Talking of Spode....... old Teabag the Spiv slipped in a few drawings for Fanny........ I bet he is merching them for his next fling overseas.
Tons of Chocolate , toffee and tea...... its a wonder anyone has teeth in their head!
The best part is going to be next week when we all go up to Mummy's shack , sit on her bed and open ALL the pressie's insane people have sent to her and the Percy !
I thought Mummy looked shocked when Fanny told her at the end !
I will have my coffee by my side for that ....... no bugger the coffee I will have a glass of champagne for this event ---even if its morning here!
Still........ I was glad to see this just for the Squirrel Boyfriend pillow and portrait plus ...... why does someone felt a turret with peacocks etc in a darn spode cup as well !!!
Talking of Spode....... old Teabag the Spiv slipped in a few drawings for Fanny........ I bet he is merching them for his next fling overseas.
Tons of Chocolate , toffee and tea...... its a wonder anyone has teeth in their head!
The best part is going to be next week when we all go up to Mummy's shack , sit on her bed and open ALL the pressie's insane people have sent to her and the Percy !
I thought Mummy looked shocked when Fanny told her at the end !
I will have my coffee by my side for that ....... no bugger the coffee I will have a glass of champagne for this event ---even if its morning here!
Years ago I had a much older boyfriend whose father was really ancient. He'd been a circuit-riding rabbi -- Fiddler on the Roof style in turn of the 20th c Russia, riding from hamlet to hamlet to make a minyan and do the prayers. Finally, when he was in his early 30s, he could afford and acquired a pair of glasses.
First thing he saw was flies everywhere. Then individual twigs, which he had not exactly realized existed in the trees. Then wrinkles on his friends' faces. Etc.
I don’t understand the Chatelaine Ardwhore’s admiration of KitKat. She is a mean dyke.
Please explain Ardwhore. I missed that. You’ve combined names - who is the ARD - I get bleep. Credit to you for the invention. Extra credit for explaining it to me (and perhaps others, but maybe not - I might be the only one not connecting the dots)Hey…I take credit for inventing the name Ardwhore!
Entrails are fabulous, but even I know not to serve them to guests. Only a few people in my family will eat anything beyond calves' liver. The rest of us entrail eaters get together every once in a while for a feast. I once ate a big bowl of menudo in the local greasy cuchara with a city slicker from back East, daintily holding a napkin over my lips until he got over himself.
I think it's because he looks similar to my ex husband but I quite fancy the bald slim bloke......
My recollection is that she does not work for a Christian singing group, but for a music education org?
Weren't there cans of Heineken chugging at Versailles? @Le Comte de Monte Cristo is still quivering slightly every now and then at the thought of it. As are we all.
Amaury’s trashy behavior and locker room bragging has sealed his fate to me. Nasty, tacky little man with Napoleon Syndrome! He deserves the Argentine bully and whatever crotch rot he picks up along the way!
Marie is indeed going to LaLande and it appears that she will be there for the Patron Days. She posted her "plans" a couple of times on her Instagram stories, saying that she was going to LaLande after her stay in England. This morning, she said she's only in England for a few more days and then "off to France".
Yes, I do remember those at Versailles! Did she bring her own beer to a place/event like that? I can't imagine them serving that swill at Versailles! I didn't even like Heini's in college, when everyone was drinking them. WORST BEER EVER (imo, of course - apologies to anyone who enjoys it!)
He looks like an Ayatollah of some large nostrilled country
These pictures should remind us that these people deserve each other. How awful they must be irl.
Well, she's a Hoosier for one thing (Ky looks down on Indiana for some reason, probably basketball). She's paying to play...the Shittoo Stans will, no doubt, be buying her wares now.
Meanwhile I'm trying to find the vlog featuring the (Canadian?) lady who wrote a song about all the inmates of the Shitooo so I can cross off all the ones who are gone.
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