The Chateau Diaries #175 The lonely chair is where Philip sits after being Potty's fluffer

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I love that Marc and Philip take the time to write a personal reply to all the comments! That's really lovely and shows appreciation and respect for their viewers!
so far , they have only 4200 subscribers. Steffi and all the others had 4200 subscribers before too.
And I saw their Patreon page in the info. Just a matter of time…
 
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Oooops! The food shopping budget got spent at Emmaus.

Maybe Amaury relishes the fact that he can secretly spit onto Snorty's food before he serves it.
I suspect he does more than spit in it.
 
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As someone who has run extremely large to small intimate events, I would NEVER allow a random made-up menu to be served to my paid event guests, especially one as unappetizing as this luncheon horror. Lentils? FFS.
Oeh! I was waiting for an event manager to turn up eventually at tattle!

If SJ would organize an event (i dont mean the patreon day, thats a tour with an egg salad lunch) with you in charge of the event to reach max revenue in 3 days, what kind of event would you plan, how much revenue would it bring? When would you start planning?


Sorry to bombard you with questions.

lol. They all involved delicious food, fabulous locations and interesting guests. (ie; a haunted, former bordello in New Orleans for one)….
The bordello with the haunted attic haunted by the secretary? I think i watched something about that ages ago
 
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Wiik Watch rebranded to Marie's Many Manifestations

No longer an aspiring chef, despite the chefs knives. Who knows what metamorphosis will happen when she gets to South Africa.

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That "as seen on tv" bit always cracks me up. Smacks of desperation. Trying so hard to be relevant, not remain relevant, but be relevant.
 
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Jimalu Gott
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leaving this channel and patreon after the disgusting "weed" removal. No explanation, no accountability, no apologies. There are several "chateau" channels with no screaming.
 
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There's a big difference between laughing with and laughing at.
Passive bullying is still bullying.
 
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I don't like her because she is a bully but in a passive aggressive way-laughing at people rather than with them. She is a superior, thinking she is a cut above others, she tries to be different for different sake and I can just tell she is catty and a bitch really all whilst pretending to be nice and fun.

really unpleasant talking about the woman he is meant to love- a little man in stature and prowess.
 
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"Rough" as in Ryan in Life of Ryan Rough? Yeah, they had a thing for a few weeks. Maybe she scared him off
 
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Mmmmm Ossau Iraty cheese, love it but it's a bit pricey. Love a good lentil salad too, what she did looked revoulting. Around my way the melons seem to be coming to an end. I'm also surprised they don't do Moules Mariniéres, so easy.

Just watched Chateau de la Ferte' one year time lapse there are some pretty serious people doing some pretty serious renovation OK Fanny what so you have??????? Seriously what do you have??? renovation wise and not shopping or travel????
I wasn't a fan to begin with but I've warmed to them. They are working really hard to get things done and the attention to detail in the decorating is brilliant, not a colouring pen in sight.

Felt a bit sorry for Chloe last night. All of them in the kitchen taking the piss out of how she spoke and what she'd got at Emmaus. Like Fanny and Fart Face can't talk at all the shite they've loaded the place up with. I'd have like to have told Kat to fuck off too, what exactly does she bring to the table? Not much IMO.
 
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There are many things to say about last night's CD but, for the moment, I'll just leave it at my admiration for Baby Bee Gee's heroic efforts slicing tomatoes. Using a mandolin without losing a limb.
Notice that his only contribution was slicing the tomatoes... but then, when a slice of the tomato tart was offered to IJ to try it became "Philip's tomato tart." Look what Philip did Mummy! Look Mummy! LOOK!

Fanny makes it appear as though he tilled the soil, added compost, planted the tomato seeds, nurtured their growth, personally picked them, grew the wheat, and it's so hot and dirty on the threashing floor for poor Philip, milled the flour, raised the chickens, got them to lay eggs, got them to hatch, collected the eggs, made the pastry of course he did, raised the cow, fed the cow, milked the cow, churned the butter, chopped the wood, he's so versatil, lit the stove, hand turned the rolling pin, rolled the pastry, cut the tomatoes, made the cheese himself from scratch, well naturally, ensembled the tart from a recipe he'd personally created, and cooked the tart to perfection because he's so talented Mummy! But wait, what? He didn't invent and patent the mandolin slicer? Oh dear, points off.
 
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I didn’t like that part at all, she basically bought the same crap that Snorts gets but it was so hilarious for some reason
 
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Yep … I see all that too . Initially I didn’t but you’re so right that she thinks she is superior - hence being able to joke and scorn. It was horrid and ridiculously fake the way Cat and Flip mocked and faux-hysterically-laughed at the American girl’s purchases. She is a loud bumptious show off and desperate to belong somewhere . In many ways rather like the dreadful FRK - she’s trying to fit into a house of misfits. Mostly because she can’t fit in anywhere else.

Absolutely Brilliant … she’s literally like a mother speaking of her child’s crap artwork ‘oh how wonderful/ clever/ amazing …. ‘ though you forgot to mention he did multi-skill and was able to talk whilst he sliced tomatoes.

Absolutely Brilliant … she’s literally like a mother speaking of her child’s crap artwork ‘oh how wonderful/ clever/ amazing …. ‘ though you forgot to mention he did multi-skill and was able to talk whilst he sliced tomatoes.
 
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Yes, the debacle in the kitchen was absolutely disgusting, exactly like a bunch of nasty, spiteful school kids laughing and jeering at a classmate. The two nastiest were Snorty and Kat and SJ, as someone pointed out, is just as immature and spiteful for finding it hilarious and leaving it in. Chloe was OTT and performing for the camera but should not have been ridiculed in that childish way. The best bit of the vlog was IJ's aggressive reaction to Snorty and the lamp. He really disliked her reaction and sounded very aggressive himself when he answered saying how little it cost. They hate each other! The nasty, spoilt little schoolchild princess is not doing herself any favours with these vlogs. Now, returning to my hibernation!
 
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So, they're engaged now?
PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES!


Mr. Jackpot
 
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I really like this couple.....they don't show off and get on with it as you can see. Plus they rescued the donkeys.

I also like them and they keep their children off the screen.
 
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The close up of Philip fake laughing in the kitchen was beyond weird ,
 
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Thank you(someone) for getting me to look at La Ferte, this I will follow. Over the weekend I discovered a couple of other vlogs, not all chateau-centered, so refreshing to find an alternative to the lies, fraud and shite that oozes from LieLande.
 
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Horrible to watch wasn't t what a nasty bunch of school bullies and Chloe not realising they were laughing at her not with her
 
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the lamp looked ridiculous. IJ loathed it on the sight as indeed she did Flip. He wants to buy something wherever he goes, justifying it with the prefix ‘it’s ONLY …’ not that it’s his money anyway. Fanny treats him like an indulgent mother giving in his childish demands of ‘I want ! I want ! A parent sometimes doing this may avoid a toddler melt-down , but it’s really bad parenting because the only winner (in the short term) is the toddler who then believes demanding behaviour is the way to go.

How to bring up a spoilt brat with no boundaries . Fanny has no parenting skills . Just like her mother.
 
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