Isn't he the goat cheese guy?
The Chateau Diaries #174 ''It wasn't $6,000, It was $5,000!'' said the insane chatelaine.
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Clara, please give us a tad more info of this horrible transaction...without getting you put in the pokey.
Any time some real work has to be done the Delicate Squirrel is no where to be seen!
Those "weeds" that Fanny was pulling out .... I do not think they were weeds but some annual plant that was past its date because they pulled out soooo easy!
I could show Fanny some weeds that would test her !
I know some people like Potts but I do not like him and now we are going to see a lot more of him! yuk. He is so smarmy and fake!
Another bloody "Happy Birthday" ...... roll on Christmas , please !!!
He saves his button down shirts for when he has to serve Philip and the paying guests their dinner!
Announcement of engagement and I wouldn't be surprised if they used it to raise funds to restore the chapel in time for the wedding. Which will take place when the pre-nup is signed.Oh tit, Clara! You have got to be kidding!!!! WTF?????
Oooh. They are waiting for the Patreon poop party to announce their engagement???? Lordy lordy...the witch has lost her mind.
I guess the engagement was to pacify Pubes since he ain't getting a dog.
Sorry Tartlets, I think I might have given them the idea. Also, I am a little bit psychic irl.Oepsie daisy
Yep Potts is strange too, but I much rather him be farting around the place than the little pig ( thanks Billybudd!! love that nickname!!)
And really, if Pubes and Old Pubes are planning on marriage I am outta there.
I have at least 4 other chateau shows I watch where real renovations are done and that don't irritate me.
I have been hanging on to CD to see Pubes get extracted and exterminated.
But if that isn't going to happen.....
So. Pubes if you are on the clock to read our very wise and astute observations of the shenanigans going on, please get it thru your thick, bald skull that 99 % of the viewing public think you are gross and useless. Pass it on to your adoptive mother.
And really, if Pubes and Old Pubes are planning on marriage I am outta there.
I have at least 4 other chateau shows I watch where real renovations are done and that don't irritate me.
I have been hanging on to CD to see Pubes get extracted and exterminated.
But if that isn't going to happen.....
So. Pubes if you are on the clock to read our very wise and astute observations of the shenanigans going on, please get it thru your thick, bald skull that 99 % of the viewing public think you are gross and useless. Pass it on to your adoptive mother.
I haven't watched the video yet - there's only so much BS I can take in a day, and I've had my fill for this week. I'll watch this weekend.I noticed that too and thought it was Maria’s seat but after rewatching it’s not. Dan, come out from under the table
edit; Could be Snorts seat?
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But I assumed it WAS Philip's seat.....isn't he the one taking the video?
She needs a seriously intense moisturizer and vitamin e serum on those hands.
I guess there will be a 2 part video documentary showing Snorts searching for an engagement ring on Ebay or in the local Emmaus, with Fanny narrating how Snorts was desperately racing to find the perfect ring just in time…..would he be able to find a urine yellow gemstone hedgehog shaped engagement ring in time for the Extravaganza?
Oepsie daisy
I mean, how can she have a Dutch (Douche) financée, when she takes other men to her boudoir?! She has nothing to gain from getting engaged to him.
I can't even... * massaging my temples *
It is like a hand coming out of a crypt!She needs a seriously intense moisturizer and vitamin e serum on those hands.
I nominate @billybudd as wedding planner and @HalcyonOrganic as Phiphi’s best man. Ok everyone what role would you play in this smoke and mirrors theatrical show?
Interesting, as far as I know, the lore of not putting your elbows on the table comes from Medieval Europe, not the States. It was to prevent trestle tables from tipping.
What part of a 47 year old well-educated woman of means becoming engaged to be married to a 26 year old broke, uneducated, mostly unemployed boy man would the production team consider to be good optics? What part of that scenario would any business manager consider financially viable?
Fanny has a serious pair of man hands ( like in the Seinfeld episode). I never noticed how large they were until she almost took flight from flapping and waving her hands around so much in the Patreon video. I think she inadvertently lifted herself a few inches off her chair with her wild gesturing,She needs a seriously intense moisturizer and vitamin e serum on those hands.
I said in an earlier post, I wasn't go to watch the vlog until the weekend. Ugh oh...now I'm going to have to watch this vlog this evening! Just to see Natti dismiss Philip! That would totally be worth all the BS I've dealt with all week.
Obviously, Fill-Up serviced the elderly restorer!
… they came up with that during the catholic crusades. Burning books, forbidding science, no elbows on the table,..
I, for one, have no expectations either way. I seriously doubt if Patron Day is going to feature any big confrontation with Fanny. She will have a grand time sashing around in various costumes, the serfs will be grinning and dashing around to keep their Princess looking good, the masses will swoon and sway, maybe a few will even faint from all the excitement. At the end of the day, the PortaPotties will be hauled off, Ruby will come out of hiding, the moon will rise, and once again, Fanny and Co. will wallow in their self made muck.
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