The Chateau Diaries #170 Lately, oatmeal is more interesting than The Chateau Diaries!

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It really is beyond pathetic. She’s like a Katie Price type, a Love Island diva, a Geordie Shores cast member. Mutton dressed as lamb cavorting with a man a generation younger than her.
Hardly the image of a mature, middle aged professional. I think she sees herself as Brigitte to his Macron, but her hand holding, doe-eyed teenage wannabe act is reminiscent of a desperate old cougar. Let’s face it, at least Macron had ambition. Snorts is just a part time waiter and thrift shopper.
The more I think about it, the more I think she's sending a message to a man she really wants -- as Princess Diana telephoned the papparazzi to take pix of her smootching the fatal Dodi Fayed. Or maybe she's just having loud "sex" at the Larkins' house to annoy Nic.

I just took a gander at Stephanie's Instagram. Marie features prominently in the latest post. And she does not look unhappy. So last night, when I said she was probably and very smartly avoiding the whole Chateau Diaries scene, I was terribly mistaken. So, you are right here.

As they say, water seeks its own level. Sadly, this is very often a proven fact.
Marie is a lobbyist by profession.
Slick operator.
 
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I as well have no problem with the age gap. The issue here is the sexual orientation gap.
No, that's not the problem. This gap was also there with MPK, but the chemistry was still great, they seemed to have a lot of fun and produced great vlogs.

The problem is simply Phiphi
 
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We want her to be prepared.
I agree with you @Isabelle6541 …she SHOULD be prepared. I don’t think the point of your group is to surprise…you’re really asking her for accountability. SJ can’t just set up a tax free Association to reap the benefits and do what she wants with no questions asked. All everyone has been asking (all along) is for transparency. We assume there’s something wrong when there’s a disconnect between the money collected and the work performed. Same with the charity donations…where’s the receipts? Your group, as representatives of the Patreons, has every right to ask questions and she should have the answers. If not, that’s a problem.
 
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I agree with you @Isabelle6541 …she SHOULD be prepared. I don’t think the point of your group is to surprise…you’re really asking her for accountability. SJ can’t just set up a tax free Association to reap the benefits and do what she wants with no questions asked. All everyone has been asking (all along) is for transparency. We assume there’s something wrong when there’s a disconnect between the money collected and the work performed. Same with the charity donations…where’s the receipts? Your group, as representatives of the Patreons, has every right to ask questions and she should have the answers. If not, that’s a problem.
Except that it will be seen as not the time nor the place? Which means she can be protected by her patrons/household & guests who will agree that a jolly day out is not the occasion to be asking her questions. Being prepared means she will be prepared to eject people who are being 'difficult'. I can't for one minute see her answering anything on camera. It is tricky ground to go on to film someone on their own property who has not given permission. In the UK you are not allowed to film on private property without the owner's consent.
 
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I agree with you @Isabelle6541 …she SHOULD be prepared. I don’t think the point of your group is to surprise…you’re really asking her for accountability. SJ can’t just set up a tax free Association to reap the benefits and do what she wants with no questions asked. All everyone has been asking (all along) is for transparency. We assume there’s something wrong when there’s a disconnect between the money collected and the work performed. Same with the charity donations…where’s the receipts? Your group, as representatives of the Patreons, has every right to ask questions and she should have the answers. If not, that’s a problem.
Thank you. This is no ambush. She will have had plenty of time for our visit. How she chooses to handle is TBD.
 
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Except that it will be seen as not the time nor the place? Which means she can be protected by her patrons/household & guests who will agree that a jolly day out is not the occasion to be asking her questions. Being prepared means she will be prepared to eject people who are being 'difficult'. I can't for one minute see her answering anything on camera. It is tricky ground to go on to film someone on their own property who has not given permission. In the UK you are not allowed to film on private property without the owner's consent.
Yes…I think that the way SJ chooses to handle the situation will speak volumes. She knows they’re coming. Either she’ll be forthright and open (she’s had plenty of time to prepare), or she’ll shut them down and throw them out…or something in between. Will be interesting to see what happens. The thing is, she really can’t feign “surprise” and pretend not to be able to answer because she wasn’t expecting the tough questions. That excuse is off the table. She can either be truthful, she can try to be deceptive, or she could disengage and ignore.
 
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Hey don’t bring EPCOT into this is my favorite theme park:)
Perhaps you didn't know, but the architecture of Disneyland is one of the fundamental texts for fascist aesthetics studies. Rigid crowd control, among other things, per the racist and sexist French backlash to the hordes of women and Jews supposedly released into public regard by Haussmann's sidewalks and boulevards. Taine, the Outre Mer academy, Art Nouveau women as insects, et al.
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His SEO is so hilarious!
Male model? Fashionista? Instafamous? HollandsNextTopModel? Dutchmodel?
Whoever taught him how to use hashtags was taking the piss, and Snorts fell for it!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He couldn't model play dough. You tend to find those who are models don't need boastful hashtags
 
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I've been away for a short while, in part because I was seething with the amped up gaslighting, but this holiday BS...... this "No work holiday" I should add.... p-lease. SJ is hustling 24/7. I'd like to draw your attention to tax write offs - everything she is posting flights, catamaran trips, clothes, accessories, food, shoes, etc is a tax write off because she'll claim her instagram under her business accounting. Apologies if it appears as a gloat but I've been on holiday since the start of July, I'm aware we're in a cost of living crisis. Not once have I posted a single picture desperately seeking the attention and affirmation our Ms Jarvis is after. Can SJ not have one honest moment, when nobody is looking? Once again it all boils down to money and inflating SJ's ego. She truly is a devil in a full head of highlights.
Glad to see you back.
 
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In spirit of the upcoming infamous open HMN 'feast'...

Standards, Patr(e)ons! Standards!!

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It'll be auntie & uncle my bet to give brat boy a property as he owns nothing at the moment. Or Mummy who has form with Daddy in doing up properties and selling them on. Any of these combos would have been happy to have Larkin & Potts in the mix whilst the place was a money pit. Now they can see the light at the end of the tunnel with the renovations being paid for by patrons. I mean they wouldn't spend out of their own pockets because they're too stingy. So the scam could be that the property without adequate heating, new facade etc is worth less than when it has been done up. So the share to buy out is less. Deliberately not doing renovations to keep the value down so that the family's share to buy out the non family is lower? If that makes sense?
Do it up with patron money - flog it on at a profit.
I think the bar to investment in the place is Jarvis' completely incompetent leadership. Getting rid of Janssen and installing Amaury (who is not completely incompetent) would, it seems to me, in the view of potential buyers with moral capital and money to invest, like the Richmonds, and Percy, be the way to save the property. I do believe Isabelle and Chantal are absolutely all in on the bid for fake aristocracy Lalande represents.
One reason I'm very interested in Amaury's apparent victory on heating investment.
 
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Yes…I think that the way SJ chooses to handle the situation will speak volumes. She knows they’re coming. Either she’ll be forthright and open (she’s had plenty of time to prepare), or she’ll shut them down and throw them out…or something in between. Will be interesting to see what happens. The thing is, she really can’t feign “surprise” and pretend not to be able to answer because she wasn’t expecting the tough questions. That excuse is off the table. She can either be truthful, she can try to be deceptive, or she could disengage and ignore.
I think like most Tattlers we've been waiting long and hard for Fanny to get her comeuppance. For her to be advised in advance of this denouement means she's able to quash it instantly & make herself look like the victim. It's classic narc behaviour and she will have her flying monkeys ready to defend her.
 
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No, that's not the problem. This gap was also there with MPK, but the chemistry was still great, they seemed to have a lot of fun and produced great vlogs.

The problem is simply Phiphi
I can assure you the chatelaine always knew Michael is gay and their chemistry was only ever genuine friendship.

She has never really had that friendship chemistry with the Hedgehog. She is now a desperate middle aged nobody craving companionship. The grifter has convinced her he is Bi and she is apparently Ok with that. I doubt he is even Bi. The grifter frizzy Hedgehog Queen is pretending with the help of massive amounts of viagra, toile and Emmaus.

Philip Janssen, Kent Tisher and Jason Dubey all have a similar hat.
Marie realize this fact and is laughing about it.

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Does this Queen not own a short sleeved shirt?
 
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Except that it will be seen as not the time nor the place? Which means she can be protected by her patrons/household & guests who will agree that a jolly day out is not the occasion to be asking her questions. Being prepared means she will be prepared to eject people who are being 'difficult'. I can't for one minute see her answering anything on camera. It is tricky ground to go on to film someone on their own property who has not given permission. In the UK you are not allowed to film on private property without the owner's consent.
Wait, an association meeting IS NOT THE TIME AND PLACE FOR AN ASSOCIATION MEETING?
I keep mentioning this. But it's Trump-level gaslighting.
 
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Wait, an association meeting IS NOT THE TIME AND PLACE FOR AN ASSOCIATION MEETING?
I keep mentioning this. But it's Trump-level gaslighting.
Except this is not how it is being touted. She's been very clever in promoting it as a fun day out to meet the gang & have a look round the chateau & have a lovely day. I am not a patron so perhaps it is not my place to comment but I feel that a formal minuted meeting requested the day before or after the patron days would have been more appropriate. I hope I am proved wrong & this approach flushes out some answers from Fanny but I am not convinced it will unfortunately. She's gonna play the victim card. :sick:
 
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