The Chateau Diaries #166 Awwww, Tattle made us do it….

[shatcho shiek]

Le Baiseur, post: 10958378, member: 300723
I think it's a dolma.
No matter who makes the dolmas, they always look like marinated cat turds to me. Yuck!

Homemade Dolma {Stuffed Grape Leaves}

Homemade Dolma (stuffed grape leaves) are so delicious and healthy. Enjoy them as an appetizer or for dinner. Served warm, room temperature, or cold!

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use on the best of leaves so it looks less like cat do dos .

 

[Lady Avonlea]

I am wondering how this trip to the UK is gonna work..

Tartan terror has already been to the London flat and hopefully cleaned it up a bit ( and hung some new curtains hopefully )

Snorts and Slut are driving over with the Mercedes- timeline of when is unclear.

so the flat which is currently full of junk is having mummy and Percy stay! How will that work!

I reckon the red van ( which hasn’t been seen in a while may now be road safe - timeline distorting) will be driven by Dan over and then filled to move the books, bed, chandelier and the fountains that they bought and drive them back to the chateau or store them somewhere..

I also suspect the next London blog will be more shopping at second hand/ antique stores here

Mummy has her own house in Sussex (?) so that's the place that the Tartan Terror has been cleaning up in anticipation of Mummy's arrival.
Fanny's London flat is still just an expensive storage unit for her hoarding.

 

[TorontoGWM]

Who continues to send gifts and $$$$ while these two turn brocante into a verb????

“How long are you going to spend wth the brooches?” Said no woman ever to a straight man!

 

[Maria Antonia Hb]

Come on.... "Caroline gooder"
Everybody should get one.

Preferebly on the other side of the globe though

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Watching Snorty run like a girl up to the hedgehog in yesterday's flog, how could anyone think that he's straight ? Also who spends 200 Euros on two narrow and short lengths of gilded wood/metal ?

 

[Toys in the attic]

Mummy has her own house in Sussex (?) so that's the place that the Tartan Terror has been cleaning up in anticipation of Mummy's arrival.
Fanny's London flat is still just an expensive storage unit for her hoarding.

It's in Suffolk, not Sussex.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Watching Snorty run like a girl up to the hedgehog in yesterday's flog, how could anyone think that he's straight ? Also who spends 200 Euros on two narrow and short lengths of gilded wood/metal ?

They're gilding a giant turd. He should not be running up to a pregnant hedgehog, leave the poor thing alone and if you have to approach go quietly and slowly not like a lumbering giant rag doll

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Congratulations @Imperious Me on VIP and @OhIDontKnow for the title recommendation

Thanks as always to @ComtesseRose for creating the new thread

 

[Mme Flog]

I've had words with Ms Gooder in the comments. Asked if she is married to Jason Dubey! Jesus H that woman.

 

[Clara Burnett]

Did DanTheMan shag Kirstie, too?

Would you give it a rest?

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Crowd-sourcing:

Do any of you know a good psychiatrist or even a therapist in the London area?

I’m booking Stephanie and PhiPhi an appointment. The two are positively mental for trying their very best to clear their chateau of second-hand garbage while filling it constantly with more!

 

[Trengilly]

Looks like a coroner is inspecting the contents of a cadaver’s stomach to determine cause of death.

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All I can say is Poor Phyllis - all night bent double over the loo that night. I’m liking Dana even more now.

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Get ready for the freebies to start making appearances. 100 stars are branching out. None named ‘LeLande’ yet

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Crowd-sourcing:

Do any of you know a good psychiatrist or even a therapist in the London area?

I’m booking Stephanie and PhiPhi an appointment. The two are positively mental for trying to clear their chateau of second-hand garbage while filling it constantly with more!

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Those stubby little curtains I hate half mast curtains and then trying to convince everyone how cheap they were. She had perfectly good curtains that fitted already and that room is not let as a B and B room.

 

[Trengilly]

Did DanTheMan shag Kirstie, too?

WTF? Kirsty is a respectable lady who certainly wouldn’t demean herself by letting Dan-the-try-hard-but-always-fails near her cookie jar. Besides she’s in a loving relationship with her grizzly bear partner.

 

[Vaffle]

Oh for ffs. If people haven't figured out the scam by now, they never will. Buy me coffee, fix my chateau, buy my second hand garbage, etc.

I thought the height of it was Selmar's crowdsourcing for a chateau, but now we have Ollie and company getting into the scheme. What's next fund PhiPhi's hair resoration

Code word suggestions from vintage Get Smart

I've lost my dinghy

Try the Brooklyn Naval Yard

I was never a patron, but half tempted to take my friends offer to visit her in Toulouse just to drive to see the meet & greet

 

[Lady Avonlea]

It's in Suffolk, not Sussex.

I knew it was someplace that started with an 'S' - like shiteau!

 

[Toys in the attic]

Do any of you know a good psychiatrist or even a therapist in the London area?

I’m booking Stephanie and PhiPhi an appointment. The two are positively mental for trying their very best to clear their chateau of second-hand garbage while filling it constantly with more!

It would have to be a 24 hour walk-in centre, as they are always several hours late and usually turn up to places in the middle of the night.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Joy left with lots of fanfare, but no more mention of how she spent her time. Joy certainly wasn't picking dandelions while she was at the shiteau, but did she ever paint more than 1 railing black?

 

[Imperious Me]

Watching Snorty run like a girl up to the hedgehog in yesterday's flog, how could anyone think that he's straight ? Also who spends 200 Euros on two narrow and short lengths of gilded wood/metal ?

...when they have a skilled carpenter at home no less Pretty sure I can recall someone sending her gold leaf too.. what a waste.