The Chateau Diaries #161 Proceed with caution, Demented Diabolical Damsel of Disaster ahead!

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Those followers better hope that they don't turn part of the convent into a f-n strip club while they are at it. Since billyboy keeps saying they're not sure what they will do with all the spaces. Lol Wouldn't that cause a ruckus!!
Why buy it without a business plan? Very weird it will not be easy to re sell.
 
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Those followers better hope that they don't turn part of the convent into a f-n strip club while they are at it. Since billyboy keeps saying they're not sure what they will do with all the spaces. Lol Wouldn't that cause a ruckus!!

would be a right Tommy Shelby scenario then wouldn't it
 
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He got to be too big for his boots!
The thing is with all the Lie Land residents is that they are all really a motley crew of misfits who have struggled in the real world to make their mark or settle into a meaningful career. They all arrive at the Shito and in that little bubble of misfits they all love bomb one another and suddenly believe their own hype. Fanny believes she is an interior designer, opera singer and TV presenter, Marie believes she is a world class cook and florist, Dan believes he is the next great cinematographer, Little Lord Fondletoy thinks he is an architect and stylist, Davey thinks he is Capabilty Brown and Selmar believes he is charismatic and interesting when actually in the real world they flounder. Fanny has been clever to find the Youtube craze and cash in but it won't last forever. She has been at the Shitoo for 16 years and really achieved very little and will continue to do so because before it was lack of funds and laziness and now the money has turned her head and she doesn't want to spend on fundamentals because that doesn't excite her. Amaury is the only one with real skill and I am sure could take his leave. It beggars belief that after 16 years she doesn't have a contact book of artisans and that she doesn't mix with anyone French, it is really odd and speaks volumes. She has built herself a little make believe world where she can be Princess and everyone fawns over her. Tragic really-most of her associates aren't even friends they are there for the grift too.
 
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Nope. The only reason she keeps things secret is because she has to sign for it or else she will be cut from the show. She get nothing but exposure from the show, no payments. It's a very cheaply made show anyway, with a crew of just one or sometimes two.

They receive a healthy location fee from the production company.
No, actually not even that.
 
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It is not even a primetime show in the UK but it is getting 1 million in the afternoon slot which is great viewer numbers and national exposure for Fanny in UK.
 
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@shatcho shiek doesn't she have an Egyptian tour planned.

Maybe as she did mention it earlier this year. It’s all a bit like the travel vlogs with Oliver which haven’t been talked about again.

Same as the consultation with the architect in Dec 2021 when the completed plans for the exterior facade including the new doors and windows for Argentinian bullies and the watering system for the garden would be submitted Jan 2022 and take no more than TWO months for approval. Then hoorah work could begin April 2022.

Now July 2022 and the plans and the architect have never been seen again. Disappeared into the mists of time along with builder Ian and the chapel restorer.

I would love to know whether Ye Olde Shoppe is completed and open but more importantly have they had the correct permissions to open this up at the shithole. My money would be on No as this would be a good vlog opportunity unless there are too many gifts being sold on which need to remain hidden.

Did anyone take up her generous offer for the rusting heap of junk aka known as daddy’s jag and take it off her hands?

How suddenly there appears to be an abundance of veg in the garden where previous shots showed dry and empty beds. Are they allowed to water their gardens in the way they do as there are water restriction in their area.

100% Spot on
 
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i looked into it years ago… not too expensive! Im in USA but Google custom postage stamps and see what you find! I think I saw it through USPS dot com
 
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Can anyone with Patreon account look bag to the last VLOG and see if Fanny has responded to the restless patreons I think this might be telling as there were some frank exchanges.
 
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I think squirrel was behind the camera…i think you could see him at one point… I was wondering who sang “mummy” and who sang “Isabel” and I think he sang Isabel
 
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I think the shop is a red herring it is small fry. It is clearly going to be just for guests like a hotel gift shop and like the one Tim and Rebecca did at Chateau de la Ruche. Fanny is hoping that it will be a place to store lots of shite but also draw questions away from the bigger issues: accounts, facade, lake, heating and a glut of unfinished projects big and small
 
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Fanny & Snorty were holding hands and swinging their arms together like little school girls during the brocante trip to Excideuil. (Snorty's hairline is quickly receding)


Looks like Vivienne would like to hold hands with Stephen. Simon wants no part of it. What a way to spend your birthday.
Do you think Vivienne tells him what to do and what to wear??? Simon's outfit matches Vivienne's Fendi bag.
The body language...
This picture is very telling.
Sara Phillips is invested in every word coming from Philip Janssen's mouth. Stephanie Jarvis looks bored.
Does Vivienne Birt smile in her sleep??? No one smiles that much. Stephen Cole's crossbody bag is cutting his shoulder. Too small for his body???
Simon Birt is keeping his distance.

 
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With her and Snorts diet she won't be travelling too far without Imodium. I'm guessing their ensuite toilet is getting a real workout.
 
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Really wow. How.. generous of her.

Oh, she gets one from the crew and sometimes two? NOW I get it. And she gets it too..
 
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Really wow. How.. generous of her.

Oh, she gets one from the crew and sometimes two? NOW I get it. And she gets it too..
I know I am one of those fairly new members who is way too chatty, but it is all the pent up questions. I find it odd that Fanny seems to shag around she always strikes me as a bit prim to be a howler or really enjoy a romp. Too tightly wound and would worry what she is looking like all the time a kind of lie back and think of Chandeliers type of girl. Seemingly I am wrong on this.
 
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Clara is right here, and that is terrible. It seems filming is important mostly for own vanity and imagined moviestardom. Meanwhile patreons are paying for the party, but not allowed to see things before they are old news. To me this is biting the hand that feeds. In my opinion (not humble by any means) Stephanie ought to see where her money is coming from and please patreons first. I would never pay a penny towards the old castle, but it appears many do, and that they constantly get told that they will get to see things in time, when filming is over etc. That to me is wrong.
 
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