The Chateau Diaries #161 Proceed with caution, Demented Diabolical Damsel of Disaster ahead!

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The car...... she finally admits to buying it for mummy as we all knew she had.
And she's going to drive it to England for her... also Tattlers mentioned a few threads back that the potatoes should have been exhausted by now and yet we now have footage show they are plentiful.... just finishing the charlottes before starting on the desirees... also wasn't that yellow dahlia the onion flavoured one? I wondered why it would be served with a Chocolate brownie?
 
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OMG tonights CD vlog, such a bore fest. I couldn't give a flying fuck how the plants are growing and those poor guests having to eat that gross offering.
 
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Michael's personalised postage stamp - I must admit, that is good work, and I am sure any philatilist would like to have that in their collection.
However, every time I see it, I just think about the farting bee. Uncharming...
Hmm... How much would it cost to have personalised postage stamps made???
 
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Anyone else watch Trixie Motel? I would 100% rather stay there than at the Chateau de Lalande. My favorite room is the flamingo room. I hope Trixie opens another motel in Key West.
 
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don’t forget the octagon table from a ritzy type of hotel in the south of France for the China pantry. That, uhm, doesn’t actually fit in the room…
Ohhhhh yes. That came to nothing didn’t it. Wonder where that’s rotting away in the Shitoo or thinking sensibly, when did she sell it on.
ok, where’s it rotting away in the Shitoo ?
 
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And should you hang wallpaper over moldy walls ?
 
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Look Stephanie is a tastemaker …
 
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When Madam was cutting that photo I was willing her to cut Snorts right off. And then Radishes on Bread, wow.
And now Dan thinks he's Tom Cruise
 
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For a second there, while looking at that thumbnail, I thought Steph got herself some Turkey Teeth!
Nope....just creative photo editing.........so silly to do, but you know she's filtering/enhancing other stuff, too. Her teeth are the least of it!



From today's video...

 
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Anyone else watch Trixie Motel? I would 100% rather stay there than at the Chateau de Lalande. My favorite room is the flamingo room. I hope Trixie opens another motel in Key West.
I haven't seen the show yet, but the motel is in my hood. Location for West Coast Tattlepalooza? After the East Coast event at the Southern-most Chateau of course. I'll make a Tuna and Brussels Sprout Ambrosia Salad with olive garnish.
 
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Sorry guys, no time to comment here, my birthday’s in a couple of weeks and I’m too busy working out how to spend my 6 thousand euro birthday budget. Toodles
And dont forget to buy your mother a Mercedes, too!

True, have passed them in the North Sea. They are massive, must be loads of content to be had. I know someone who works on one. 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off, so plenty of content should DTM should he choose that route
You really wanna see 1000 of drone shots from an oil rigg?
 
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I noticed she has lipstick on at least... maybe some foundation, eyeliner and mascara, and none of it got smeared on her white pillow case over night after waking up to her loud birdie alarm clock.
 
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Sorry if already repeated but days behind, I was interested that Billy still calls Gwen his Fiance.
Obviously overspent the budget so daily vlogs staring Winter, is that to give Ryan a job as his camera man. Ryan no lon doing real estate.

Interested that Billy siad 'family chateau' whne in the past always referred to it as Gwens. UHMMMMMM
 
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New Years eve 2020 photo of Snorts, Steph and SNOG, oh please save us!
Stephanie Jarvis' favorite picture???
All I see is Plant of the Apes.
Do you think she is still holding the fish water bottle???






 
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Was quite enjoying Billy's vlog right up to the point where he said that from October, he and Ryan would be doing daily vlogs. Why? Why would he do that when Ryan is so universally disliked?
 
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