Regurgitated word salad. We have read and heard this all before. I hope she loses more patrons due to this. Disrespectful!!!You would think money would be motivating enough to get tit posted. She gives zero.
Regurgitated word salad. We have read and heard this all before. I hope she loses more patrons due to this. Disrespectful!!!You would think money would be motivating enough to get tit posted. She gives zero.
Thanks for your concern @Pekey I’ve been fortunate regarding the floods, but approximately half of my family was cut off. My brothers both live near the Hawkesbury and had a flooded garage and lost power. I cannot wait for warmer weather. We had 3 months of La Niña rain prior to the cold weather. Not pleasant at all!I do hope you were not in the floods!
Boy you are having it bad in NSW !
I wonder if we are the “articulated” people
That bloke who is kicking made me think, if that’s Fanny’s fanny he’s aiming for, he needs to know that he’s at risk of losing his shoe.Apologies if this has already been posted.
This is another middle finger to patrons who have to wait until it's broadcast in the autumn.
How do we know CH4 DIY is filming:
- It's the only time Scotman is invited to the shiteau
- Fanny get's her roots coloured and hair done
My guess is they've turned Daddy's art work into wallpaper (hope Fanny has her coloured pencils close by).
Secret Project!
Hello everyone!
I want to let you all know that tonight's Patreon video will be out on Friday instead of today. We are filming an additional small project for Chateau DIY, which has turned out to be both far more exciting - and more time-consuming - than expected!
Throughout the night, we'll continue working on the project and I'll be filming a behind-the-scenes video of it for you, which I will release as soon as it launches on Channel 4 in the UK. Our wait won't be very long this time as the new series should be out in the early autumn. You will all see it before it's shown on The Chateau Diaries.
I can't describe how excited I am at the thought of sharing it with you all! Whilst the project is small, it's very emotional because it's linked to my father's art. As a little hint, it has something to do with the painting shown here...
See you on Friday in a special Patreon video about a wonderful piece of furniture that I've bought for the grand salon, and, until then
Lots of love from Lalande,
Stephanie x
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I am happy to read you were ok but sad about your family !!!Thanks for your concern @Pekey I’ve been fortunate regarding the floods, but approximately half of my family was cut off. My brothers both live near the Hawkesbury and had a flooded garage and lost power. I cannot wait for warmer weather. We had 3 months of La Niña rain prior to the cold weather. Not pleasant at all!
I think when the camera is On she "acts" . Fanny acts like what she feels Fanny should be to other people looking at her.*Also notice lately others saying SJ is socially awkward/shy- but I have never seen that side of her. She’s always hyper into all the talk in her vlogs.
I’m starting to get a little paranoid, did I miss my fast dog tile or am I on a tit list? 🥹@Le Comte de Monte Cristo, I hope you will enjoy your Christmas wine with this fancy bespoke coaster.
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I’m starting to get a little paranoid, did I miss my fast dog tile or am I on a tit list? 🥹@Le Comte de Monte Cristo, I hope you will enjoy your Christmas wine with this fancy bespoke coaster.
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We exhausted laundry tips.Seriously. We are discussing skin cream?
Fanny has previously that a number of the 'OG' gang when she began filming CD were introverts who did their own thing during the day and only came together as a group for dinner. I believe Fanny is an introvert, but she 'turns it on' & for the camera and charming when there are guests, but it's exhausting to constantly fake her hyper-excited persona for filming. That's why she's so keen to escape and hide up in her boudoir, but instead of recharging in her boudoir her narcissism takes charge, she puts on airs and comes across as spoilt, lazy, superior, entitled and pampered.Beginning to wonder if it’s “up her nose” all day? This is just a guess/speculating on my part- but I have seen some references before about where does the $30K+ go every month??? Up their noses???
***Also notice lately others saying SJ is socially awkward/shy- but I have never seen that side of her. She’s always hyper into all the talk in her vlogs.
Oh thank you @Jules100 the fast dog is perfect! I love it!!!@howlingwolf, your normal white wolf avatar was cropped very close & very hard for me, so I used another “howling wolf” reference. I hope it’s ok.
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@OhIDontKnow..., I wasn’t sure what you meant by a fast dog, so I used a French poodle with trailing speed lines, I hope it works for you. If not, I gave you a letter O.
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No, I didn’t paint my renaissance dog portraits, they came from Crownandpaw.com. I still need to get one made of my 4th lil pup, the cutest miniature dachshund in the world, Hobi.
They've been friends for decades, still Fanny has a very superficial connection with them.The long standing relationships between the Dump owners (and Ollie, Tess, and Dana) are definitely dysfunctional. They all seem weirdly codependent.
They planted the garden in April. All the perennials should've established, show growth and flowers. If the groundwork was done properly with good soil and the plants chosen correctly only watering should be enoughIt's pretty clear the thing is a flop... all these guests and not one manages to take a spectacular pic of the epic new gardens??
Did you also see her say they are working through the nightWell well, she leaves it until 11pm (French time) to tell us non Patreons that she isn't posting - disrespectful.
And not that bloody painting again.......... I dread to think what is happening with that
Stephanie Jarvis has a very superficial connection with all but herself. She is incapable of making meaningful connections with others, which is why she feels most comfortable safely tucked away in her own boudoir. Even before her rise to YouTube fame this was her modus operandi, but her current life style choices and everything that entails has made connections to others become even more stressful and threatening. She could be exposed as the imposter she knows she is at any given minute.They've been friends for decades, still Fanny has a very superficial connection with them.
I Is the man dressed in green above and the one in blue below wearing a penis belt?Apologies if this has already been posted.
This is another middle finger to patrons who have to wait until it's broadcast in the autumn.
How do we know CH4 DIY is filming:
- It's the only time Scotman is invited to the shiteau
- Fanny get's her roots coloured and hair done
My guess is they've turned Daddy's art work into wallpaper (hope Fanny has her coloured pencils close by).
Secret Project!
Hello everyone!
I want to let you all know that tonight's Patreon video will be out on Friday instead of today. We are filming an additional small project for Chateau DIY, which has turned out to be both far more exciting - and more time-consuming - than expected!
Throughout the night, we'll continue working on the project and I'll be filming a behind-the-scenes video of it for you, which I will release as soon as it launches on Channel 4 in the UK. Our wait won't be very long this time as the new series should be out in the early autumn. You will all see it before it's shown on The Chateau Diaries.
I can't describe how excited I am at the thought of sharing it with you all! Whilst the project is small, it's very emotional because it's linked to my father's art. As a little hint, it has something to do with the painting shown here...
See you on Friday in a special Patreon video about a wonderful piece of furniture that I've bought for the grand salon, and, until then
Lots of love from Lalande,
Stephanie x
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I’m building up the courage to watch the vlog. I watched two in FF yesterday. The door repaint and the ground floor tour. Quit an interesting farmhouse they have. Loads of records left by the previous owner. They will need to preserve those if they want them to last. Perhaps digitize them too.Patrick and Stuart, I wonder what they made of the place?? Were they allowed in the Kitchen and as on 50mins away declined the bed because of fur baby's.
Oh Philip these two are great at Auctions know their stuff what is real what isn't. Even scored some good stuff when drunk online and bidding. What vibe did they get from Philip and I wonder if they left thinking he is a tosser.
I think STephanine wants to stamp her importance again in you tube. Other vlogers taking her spots, competing with her and generally showing her up. She wants to continue to ne Queen fanny. INteresting if they get to stay/visit their chateau.
Please! These two have such a unique chemistry going - I'd love to see them back together!
I agree. Horrible people deserve each other, so that they don't taint others.Please! These two have such a unique chemistry going - I'd love to see them back together!