The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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A huge thank you to Stephanie, Nati, Maria, Pavlina, Philip and Amoury for giving Peter to most amazing birthday weekend ever!!!! Dancing the night away with Stephanie and Philip, and our lovely friends and family, after Maria’s wonderfully delicious birthday dinner, following a lovely day wandering the grounds and a game of pétanque, a scrumptious lunch where Maria catered for our dietary issues with a five star feast. Special thanks to lovely Nati who was so attentive and helpful in every way, and many thanks Pavlina for the beautiful floral display in our room. It was a once in a lifetime experience that we will both treasure forever. Sending you all so much love and heart felt thanks for making it such a special treat. Bless you all from the bottom of our hearts 🙏
❤🎂❤🎂❤🎂❤🎂❤🎂❤🎂

Especially heartwarming is the special thanks for the Argentinian bully. One wonders how much their Patreon contribution is each month to receive such treatment. The photos accompanying this piece show the terrible state of the walls both at the shittoo and the chapel.
 
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Old Squirrel Goth Boyfriend ( I just hate those black fingernails of his ) sure can shimmy up that ladder to put "his" chandelier up !
He can work when HE wants too !
He works because SHE made him in response to Tartlets comments that he does NOTHING.

Then he goes all out and make dinner/lunch albeit not cooked, just a salad.

So that's it for a week, he can rest now.
 
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It's Friday, Friday... Fun night in the VIP lounge.
Let play a fun party game.
So, it's the Zombie Apocalypse and Château De Lalande is the last haven for Humanity. You arrive and have to partner up to fight the onslaught of zombies, who will you choose?

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One more thing. If the zombies don't kill you, the black mold will. ☺ (Did you really expect to survive at Lalande?!)
 
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It's Friday, Friday... Fun night in the VIP lounge.
Let play a fun party game.
So, it's the Zombie Apocalypse and Château De Lalande is the last haven for Humanity. You arrive and have to partner up to fight the onslaught of zombies, who will you choose?

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One more thing. If the zombies don't kill you, the black mold will. ☺ (Did you really expect to survive at Lalande?!)
I’d talk to Michael Potts as there are a couple of interesting guys I’d like to know more about in the F1 world.😂😂
 
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It's Friday, Friday... Fun night in the VIP lounge.
Let play a fun party game.
So, it's the Zombie Apocalypse and Château De Lalande is the last haven for Humanity. You arrive and have to partner up to fight the onslaught of zombies, who will you choose?
One more thing. If the zombies don't kill you, the black mold will. ☺ (Did you really expect to survive at Lalande?!)
It's easier to say who I absolutely would not want on my team.

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It's Friday, Friday... Fun night in the VIP lounge.
Let play a fun party game.
So, it's the Zombie Apocalypse and Château De Lalande is the last haven for Humanity. You arrive and have to partner up to fight the onslaught of zombies, who will you choose?

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One more thing. If the zombies don't kill you, the black mold will. ☺ (Did you really expect to survive at Lalande?!)
We. Are. In. Big. Trouble.

You are both correct.

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The Power of Pink,
Switzerland's prison system uses this psychological effect to their advantage by confining aggressive inmates to a pink jail cell.
That pink is WAY better than what Teabeg's sister chose. Her "pink" has a lot of brown in it. Ugh.
 
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@HalcyonOrganic how are you doing with COVID and your quarantine? Are you feeling better?
Thanks, I only had two days with fever but a terrible soar throat. It’s actually a regular cold for me, but I still can’t taste or smell anything. Can’t taste the difference between a cake or a toast bread, or water and a lemonade.

I however taste salt, sugar and when something is sour. But I can’t say what exactly it is. I taste the sugar, but can’t say the flavor of the candy. I drank milk with syrup, but it was just a creamy liquid for me.
it’s creepy.

And I somehow have the feeling that I have chatted with Baby here, the last two days.
 
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Thanks, I only had two days with fever but a terrible soar throat. It’s actually a regular cold for me, but I still can’t taste or smell anything. Can’t taste the difference between a cake or a toast bread, or water and a lemonade.

I however taste salt, sugar and when something is sour. But I can’t say what exactly it is. I taste the sugar, but can’t say the flavor of the candy. I drank milk with syrup, but it was just a creamy liquid for me.
it’s creepy.

And I somehow have the feeling that I have chatted with Baby here, the last two days.
Hopefully your sense of taste will come back soon. Being unable to really taste food or flavors must be terrible. Keep resting and get well soon! Baby is always with us, even if only in spirit! 🤗❤
 
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Did the Mairie reject the proposed swimming pool, or just stop Davy's proposed restoration of the pond because they had no permit?
Good question, and I’m not sure. I’ve only ever heard it discussed here, not actually seen the episodes in question.
 
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