The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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Did the Mairie reject the proposed swimming pool, or just stop Davy's proposed restoration of the pond because they had no permit?
 
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Jules, you have so many hidden talents! Your tiles are awesome! You girls have fun in Key West. Those days are over for me. In the 70s I'd awake too many times to count in a small tent...hung over and boiling from the sun. Those days were wild and so uncommercial commpared to five years ago when I was there. These days, travel excludes Florida for us. This old lady likes a comfortable room and low humidity.

Maybe the twenty-five-year-old and his sugar mama are hoping for a nail polish sponsor from Nailberry?

 
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If everybody knows they've split then why pretend otherwise in her Instastory?
The same way why DanAliese kept going for more than a half year: A negative event must fit into Steffi’s schedule. As all fans will turn to Steffi, it must fit into her ongoing plan so that she can prepare a damage control video in advance.
 
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I totally agree. I feel that as one ages, losing weight is not always a good look as it appears to exaggerate facial lines far more than if you are a just a couple of pounds heavier.
Mid life crisis springs to my mind where Mr. Potts is concerned and obviously, he now likes to think of himself as a well known, exceptional international photographer of F1 too working, all the while, hard on disguising his original SA accent, of course!
 
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Zipper partially open and male diapers
He does not have to unzip when PhiPhi has to pee pee....his little gerkin pickle fits nicely with room to spare from that widdle opening.
 
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Nic and SJ’s sheep or Nic and Marie’s sheep maybe even Antwon’s sheep, but you Snorty own no animals!
 
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Is that the wallpaper that cost £255 per roll for the refurb of No. 11?
Sorry, quoting myself here.
Do you know which version of those wallpapers?
As to the Johnson's sofas which cost £15,000. I was lucky enough to bag 2 really huge sofas via Freecycle just before I moved last year. Knew I was never going to keep them as they were as colour-wise so not to my taste but I knew they were structurally really well made. Anyways, cost me £2,600 to reupholster both and the upholsterer said that ordinarily to buy them new today would be at the v.v. least £15K for the pair. They were obviously originally bespoke from a high end retailer.
RESULT and, have to admit, that they are so incredibly comfortable and look absolutely fabulous in my new home. One v.v. happy Tattler here.
 
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This is the slowest damn pergola I've ever seen being built. Now they're reinforcing the top of the pergola with steel beams which need to be welded together. The damn pergola will be more structurally sound than the water damaged ceilings of the shiteau.

I'm no Engineer, yet I can't help but think they're over-engineering the pergola. It's not a weight bearing structure. The beams are cemented into the ground and the wall. Steel guide wires have been installed to prevent the wooden uprights from bowing and provide additional support. Does it really need steel beams across the top?

Who is going to do the welding? Apparently the steel beams also need to be painted but Dan's complaining that he might have to paint them. Who the hell else is going to do the painting? I thought Dan was now big outdoor projects guy, but since he got his new teeth he's just lazy, complain and whinge about doing work guy.
 

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Love this name....Skullet!!
 
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