The Chateau Diaries #156 Believe your 👀, not SJ’s lies. The Chateau is filthy, gross and full of idiots!

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Be still my heart, the heating issue was actually discussed. Wood stoves in the fireplaces what a clever concept especially since you have all the firewood you would ever need, what a revelation!
 
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A grifters dream though…
 
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Fanny needs to rename the channel, “ The 50% Shittelaine Hoarding Diaries” for accuracy,
It literally is just hoarding too, why buys odd dinner sets and part services? You can’t even say she building a collection of sets with merit, it’s just odd junk.
 
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Oops I didn’t even think to point out it was Phillips hand! I thought it was assumed now
 
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Stephanie selling the pink rose Valentine's set - after a single use.

No point in buying it in the first place, since she had some red Spode...
Seeing all the porcelain at once, I can't help to think about the waste, all the waste!
Our lil Shitooolaine is truly Veruca Salt. A "bad nut."
 
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Did you get the message THEY ARE NOT SELLING ANY GiFTS. They can’t remember exactly which were gifts but they are definitely not selling any.
 
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Be still my heart, the heating issue was actually discussed. Wood stoves in the fireplaces what a clever concept especially since you have all the firewood you would ever need, what a revelation!
We have 2 wood and coal combo stoves and one open fire . It gets soo hot and is pretty efficient. We live in the countryside so we have our own collection of wood from trees we chopped down for safety reasons. They have minimal upkeep costs expect once a year you need the chimney cleaned.

Strepememe one tip would be capping the chimneys with a cover so no birds can nest. We had a nest in one in the summer and it made a right stink as it died and would have gone up in flames in the winter.

aslo i know you hate children but if you have the boys over - please put a fire gate around to stop animals and children burning themselves on it.
 
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We, we, we…
I,I,I….
Me,me,me…
“Take it to London - for just the two of us”. How charming. The digit-painted manchild from deepest, dampest Holland has his feet under the bed of a London apartment.
”We’re never six” oh the largesse.
”Go to a new home”
”Take to Mummy in Sth Africa”
”Take to the Beach house” ( it’s yours too now PhiPhi. Imagine your future inheritance) London, France, Britain, Durban.
”I LOVE those pie dishes”
”Go to a happy home”
”Your set, my set”
”My set” says Phil. The shelves are literally groaning with his crappola. Should be sowing his wild oats and forging an independent career, but no. He’s caressing the crystal, lusting over the Limoge and salivating over the Spode.
Fark me. Can anyone waste their life more?
 
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It literally is just hoarding too, why buys odd dinner sets and part services? You can’t even say she building a collection of sets with merit, it’s just odd junk.
And how wasteful she Is. She purchased an entire set of china for her Barbara Cartland dinner, used it once, and is ready to sell the set. Yes, she is a poor little orphan who needs $33,000+ per month by ebegging.

Also, think of how much china the old battle axe has in her apartment at the Shittoo, the house in England, and in South Africa. She and Fanny could stock a department store.

She has received many individual pieces of china during her gift grab that are not shown.

When you receive thousands of gifts per year, why can’t Ñutty take a photo of the china gifts and note who gave them? Oh right she would have to put down her champagne, wine, etc, to do so.
 
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Yeah but the DTM philosophy is to let Kids No 1 & 2 find their own way in their early lives even if they get trapped in a septic tank or an unsecured well. Dont hold your breath

That would take a modecum of planning. We're talking nutti right
 
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