Been a while since i checked in here and im happy to see we are all pulling together still in community spirit.
Stephanie, the best beard known to man, will never relinquish Pheelip, as she gets to pretend she is Elizabeth II every time she calls him. He gets to pretend heās straight. They are both asexual and will die together in the chateau, best friends to the end.
Stephanie also gets to pretend she has a boyfriend to her exes, so she can seem attractive to the opposite sex somehow.
Her recent vlog which featured the repeated song lyrics āit should have been youā, straight after Nic was mentioned said a lot. She also used lyrics to ask Tattlers to stop bullying her over a year ago which I pointed out before.
Quaint Irene (Hanni) is so sweet but desperately in love with Stephanie, and for her own sake should stay away and get over it.
Saying āwas this a gift, or was it from Emmaus?ā is so insulting to the dowager Yank who sent Grammas best plate.
The Patreons have been told clearly they must pee in a portaloo, no Downstairs Loo with hand scrub for this rabble.
They will also be housed in a marquee in case of rain. Way to put people off so nobody turns up and you donāt have to organise anything, kudos Steph.
If there was even one neurotypical person in the chateau they might get things done, but the Ians have all left and we just have the eclectic misfits walking into walls, scratching their heads and wondering where to play next.
Have to admire the balls of SJ not having published any accounts still. I would be sweating at night.
Speaking of sweating at night, at least Pheelip is a big strong man who can take care of Steph when her perimenopausal anxiety hits, it is no joke and I think her current lifestyle of 1 hour socialising with guests per week suits her perfectly, keep the money rolling in, plan the next hol with Tess and Baby doll, see where life leads you. Fair play.
Speaking of Dublinisms, where is MojoDublin these days?
