The Chateau Diaries #154 Everything they do is waste - everything worthy is wasted on them

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Princess and the Pea

It's almost like Fanny wants to set another person up to fail isn't it?
Yes of course Marie you can have a flower studio. What a wizard idea. It'll be a massive hit with all the passing trade we DON'T have & all the villagers we've NOT built up a relationship with over the past 16 years.
Philip you have such an eye for displays of goods in shops & you are great at shopping. What a wizard idea. It'll be a massive hit...& repeat.
Selmar you know you've lived in a camper outside a farmhouse & you are talking about having a chateau of your own for your dinner/dance project? What a wizard idea. It'll be a massive hit..& repeat.
Dan you know you taught yourself how to fly a drone & edit vlogs & do pointing? You should build an edit suite & become a big old film producer. What a wizard idea. You'll be a massive hit...& repeat.
Fingers crossed this is Phi Phi's failure moment & he'll run back home with his little squirrel tail between his camel toe Muffin Man dancing legs never to be seen again.
 
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Sasha Groves

Just caught up!
The cars interior is the same as my friends Mercedes E Class Cabriolet, absolutely stunning car, cost her around £55K.

Fanny is all about the garden because that’s her only workforce who is still turning up daily and she hasn’t pissed off (yet). Her paid staff now only really consist of outdoors workers.

I have a sneaky suspicion that with all of these high value purchases she’s been told to loose money quick due to her accounts f**k up! Off set it against the business shitshow.

Something is definitely up, the tone of her vlogs have changed, there is something going on in the background at that damp pile of bricks that’s giving her the chase. I felt it start to change around the delayed accounts saga and then her announcements she was working with YouTube more in various capacities - coincidentally around the same time.

I haven’t watched last nights offerings, wish me luck, I’m going in! Happy new week all.
 
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Pekey

Maria Antonia Hb said:
Still guessing what will be sold at the "shop"... Polaroids of the guests, maybe the noble castle in the background.. Prints of Derek jarvis' art..?
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Definitely some of those "AGED" preserves and chutneys ......... Yummy in Your Sore Tummy !!!
 
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Iolair

What, I wonder, will the elder Jarvis think of the shop?
 
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graciemckitten

Once confirmed, we need to add the Mercedes and the new fountain to her list of big purchases, along with the cost of the third gardener, the items she bought at auction in England, and ultimately the cost of the antiques etc. she just purchased from the chandelier guy. And the costs of another elaborate trip to Venice. And the Ardmore vase and mouse.

She is just hemorrhaging money at this point. It is manic and reckless the way she spends money, always on eBay and auction sites, or Emmaus, or antique shopping.
 
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Lady Avonlea

I used to match my daughters (3 yrs apart) on some special occasions, but not too often. However when we were in busy public venues on a family outing (ex: the zoo, Disney World, museum) I would dress them in the same colours (ex: both in bright lime green shirts) because it was easier to spot them in the crowds. It's a helpful trick.
 
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huydecirku

Sasha Groves said:
Just caught up!
The cars interior is the same as my friends Mercedes E Class Cabriolet, absolutely stunning car, cost her around £55K.
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I'm wondering ... wasn't Billy looking for a buyer for the car he bought for Michael to motivate him getting a drivers license?
 
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Princess and the Pea

Jules100 said:
Stephanie Jarvis has unwittingly brought us together from around the world. This hate site is the best thing to come out of The Chateau Diaries. Thanks Steph!

-Also, the chateau is filthy and gross and idiots live there.

Cheers!
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Indeed she has & for that I grateful to have like minded folk who can see through the big old scam going on.
Many congrats on the well deserved VIP status. cheers to you!!!
 
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Beachgirl

how can he be bored when he has 2 gorgeous little boys. It was Father’s Day and all he did was moan about he weather and being bored.
This came up on my Instagram feed and I immediately thought of Dan.
 

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Beachgirl

Jules100 said:
Stephanie Jarvis has unwittingly brought us together from around the world. This hate site is the best thing to come out of The Chateau Diaries. Thanks Steph!

-Also, the chateau is filthy and gross and idiots live there.

Cheers!
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Congratulations on becoming a VIP. Now you will have to set up a “Buy me a Miller Lite” page
 
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Iolair

What ever happened to Fanny's big announcement that "she had been asked by Patreon to be their "brand ambassador"?

You know, one of the ambassadorial positions that one must apply to Patreon to be considered for a part in the program.

It was touted months ago as something rare and special that she was supposedly proud of and "super excited" about. Mentioned once and not heard of since.
 
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MRShavershamsdress

M&MsMom said:
Exactly! Whoever here mentioned probably gave them the idea.
That said, the Chateau de la Ruche folks have a tiny shop where they sell a smattering of vintage stuff, as well as their own line of scented candles.
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Can you just imagine the HMN candle scents on offer?!? Brussel Sprout Pasta, Shalimar and Mould, Toblerone and Desperation!
 
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Beachgirl

HalcyonOrganic said:
If you excuse me, it’s past 1am and daddy Daniel said I could sleep in his room.

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Oh my goodness I’m sat in my tiny back garden surrounded by other houses and people in their gardens and I start playing this, my IPad was on max sound. I didn’t get to the end

I thought the same as you when she said Ladies

I thought the same as you when she said Ladies
 
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