Either way something is living in there...Looking at Stephanie’s hair, were they were riding with the top down before they started filming? Or maybe she really needs to wash it? Both can be true.
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Fanny and Snorty are such gubbins to open up a gift shop at the shiteau.Grifters R Us
Not at all!!!Cowboy Caviar?
Reminds me that I never watched brokeback mountain.. and I never went camping. Is it like this, making cowboy caviar?
Anything sold online would have to be digital downloads only. Some of her earliest Patrons are still waiting on their postcard from Fanny and the Argentenian bully cannot even handle opening boxes and looking up abbreviations for names of countries and states. Do you reallly think they could package and post products to sell? They still haven’t managed to install locks on the doors of the Shittoo. And Nutty is too busy tracking Amaury’s location 24/7 to even run the B&B 2 to 3 days per week. I can see it now, Fanny opens a box during the cadeaux and it is an item that should have been mailed to a customer.I have no problem with the shop selling some of the gifts - many of the letters say (words to the effect) “I hope this may be of use,” “pass it on to others”,etc. There are only so many aprons, tea towels, costume jewellery one needs.
I think they could make an online shop work with LaLa merchandise. The Andi pictures and Christmas paper (digital) seemed to have sold well. If people are silly enough to send silly gifts by post for 100s of dollars then she can do what she wants with them. It is the charity donation deception which annoys me. Given one super fan was desperate to “buy books from La La” then it could move a lot of weighty crap out of La La (and possibly allow the earth’s gravity to reset).
You worded it so nicely- I almost thought I must have been to a whole other thing- to the ones that involved adult beverages- Playing Corn hole or what’s the solo cup one??? Drinking games....oh and food!!! Lots of food- appetizers, bbq and all the sides!!! Redneck caviar!!!A tailgate is a sporting event picnic type feast held before said event and gets its name from the food being spread across your truck’s lowered tailgate.
Those are great!Name suggestions for the new Lalande gift shop:
*some of these could also work for Amaury & Natti’s pretend baby name.
-Tits for Tat
-Suckers
-Craptastic
-Lil’ Poops
-Lalande Grunge
-Smoke & Mirrors
-Just Gross
-Cooties
-Cash Grab
-Granny Chic
-Crotch Shots
-Fannys
-Scruffs
-Stankys
-Chateau Cat Pee
-Former Cholera Pit
-Marie Wiik’s Hopes & Dreams
-Slackers
-Swingers
-STD’s
-Henri’s
-Faux
-Just Spray a Lil’ Febreeze
-Rusty Trombone
-Dirty Sanchez
-Pretender to the Throne
-Overpriced Shit
-Shit & Shinola
I remember cleaning my girls little white leather Keds with some type of shoe cleaner I bought back then and they looked like new. This was when they went 3 days a week to Mothers Day Out at our church. Years later when I got to know some of the ladies better they said they remembered those clean tennis shoes/ not a scuff mark on them/ like they thought they were new each week! lol!!! It was worth it to get the leather ones because of the clean up being easy! The canvas ones could be washed but never looked like new again. I don’t think much attention is given to their own kids shoes. But when they are here / like you said @Elviemary/ I clean up their shoes!I always polished my childrens shoes, and when my Grand Children came along my Daughter didn't bother. So on the days I took them to school I polished their shoes.
They used to say you can tell a lot about a man by the state of his shoes.
Are you talking about your underwear or shoes
That's a lot of wood for just 2 or 3 working fireplaces in the entire shiteau: the winter salon, the front hallway/dining room and I think Fanny's bedroom. I've never seen a fire in the Grand Salon.Fire wood They use some but not that much... Probably are selling it... Or Rob Zombies Dad is selling it... Amoury was talking about installing a pellet boiler and buying a pellet making machine for his saw dust as he was burning barrels of saw dust... Should have saved the saw dust... They going to need a shit ton of pellets to heat that heap... Putting down tarps and then covering the piles... Hell put the piles where she wants a new garden kill the growth and store the saw dust... Put up some covered parking and solar panels on the roof...Whole system will pay for itself in like 3 years... She could have paid for half the system with how much they spent on sculptures... Which btw look like a pain in the ass to dust ... In a year they'll be just fuzzy dust covered lumps cast aside somewhere...
You know, I was really trying to have an adult conservation, and yet it backfired again..
The hand washing??? Why wouldn’t she wear gardening gloves and minimize the dirt???
Seizure??? Very odd section there
You can tell Phyllis has been editing again....
Middle-aged mummy look.Definitely a Merc. From the molding at the window above her head, it appears to be a convertible, but I could be wrong....looks silver in color
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No - no progress or discussion for months.Did Steve ever finish that job he was doing for her? Was it tiles of her dads art or something on his computer?
Who the hell is going to be shopping in that God forsaken neck of the woods anyway?In all this little ex-laundry room's various incarnations, has no-one ever thought to scrub it clean of that filthy green mold?
Green mold often causes upper respiratory infections, Including bronchitis and pneumonia, as well as inflammation of the lungs. In some people it causes severe sinus issues, itchy skin rashes and hives.
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Oh wait, stupid me! It's Snorty that's going to be setting up, stocking and running the shop right? Just forget everything I wrote.
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