The Chateau Diaries #153 She looked old as Christ's donkey, although she was dressed as a spring virgin

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Speaking of Marquis and man flu:

Poor newlywed Mrs. Potpourri is now actually forced to take care of Mr. Potpourri, should he fell ill.
It is written in the old world wedding contract, page 53, paragraph §8A:

„And if foul illness befalls the man of the house and the land, hisn wife shallt not hesitate nor fret, and care and pamper to his needs. She shallt stand next to him, by day, by night and give him sexy spanking if the man asks for it.“
 
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Nick the tree surgeon is the only one getting anything done. I quite liked his outfit today. The Jack Daniels T-shirt cut into a wife beater with the distressed pants, boots and leather belt is a look I would rock. I’m not kidding. That hallway is disgusting. Todays clean out should have been a precursor to repainting the walls and deep cleaning the floors. The yellow mirror is disgusting.

I guess Fanny is signaling for murano flowers to be sent to grabeaux from all over the world for her vase flower collection.

I have to give credit to PhiPhi for his skepticism on the soap. I too have forgotten French soap in a cupboard myself. While it will make a lather it smells atrocious. He fought hard to bin it. He tried.

I think she is throwing everything away before her mother gets there because her mother won’t let her throw anything away.

Everyone note the appearance of the pink and white dress. I guess we will probably be seeing it for the next seven videos.
 
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Only an antique palazzo
 
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I counted 9 ‘paarfects’ in tonight’s flog, it makes me cringe everytime she pronounces it.
It’s like nails down a blackboard!
 
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Are you writing from prison?
Yes. The name of the prison is Northern Ireland.

We live next door to and share a wall with, a castle. Our home is the castle's converted stable block, barn, coach house and part of old servants quarters. Razor wire on top of walls is extremely and very sadly, all to common in Northern Ireland after decades of violent terrorism. As I'm not from Northern Ireland, but rather from an idyllic tropical island in the South Pacific, razor wire and other security measures, including cctv on every building, came as a rude shock to one not well versed on such necessary safety measures. We've trained climbing plants over most of the ugly razor wire, except one corner which needed something taller, hence the bamboo.
 
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I remember our first colour tv being delivered and set up. The first programme we watched was Planet of the Apes (tv series not movie) So It must have been 1974 or 75. I think I was the last one of my school friends to get a colour tv. Still no remotes though! It was my job to get up and down to change the channel, or change volume, because I was the youngest. My favourite show to watch was the Donny and Marie Osmond show on Saturday nights. Regularly watched with my best friend Debbie, holding hairbrushes, singing and dancing along. Oh the simple times!
 
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Jules, you made it. Only a couple of videos and you already got some hate on tattle
 
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MP is overdoing something... my son & I have differing opinions... Sad thing is it's someone elses pension he's spending to indulge.
With no thought towards his own eventual pension. He's got no job, hence no superannuation, no prospects and no savings. He probably won't have lived long enough in France to be eligible for a state pension when the time comes, and if he is somehow eligible, it'll be a pittance he receives. He's not eligible for unemployment benefits either. Does Gwen have plans to support him in his old age too?
 
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Sorry, but I can't see PILF praising Michael, too much or at all. Neither Sherrie. I feel it was more of a problem that his Dad does work so hard and seems to like working and probably never let him try anything or even finish on his own. I know a lot of fathers like that: successfull and sure hard working, but won't let anybody else shine. As much as it is to admire that he is so fit at his age he should definitely step back.
 
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We are being super careful because her sneaky ass has tried to send people in before. There will be a point where I will post the email address which you can use so you can all join in. Promise. Just save both things.
 
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When Snorts said the pine nuts would kill me, I was shouting please pop some in his sauce while he's not looking
Does he have a nut allergy? I've forgotten since he seems to be allergic to everything, yet still eats it anyway.
I ask about the nut allergy because pine nuts are not nuts. They are seeds and many people who are allergic to nuts eat pine nuts just fine (and vice versa).
The big dummy probably isn't allergic to anything at all....he just likes to be a pain the ass and thinks it makes him "special" and "interesting".
 
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Maybe they just tipped the driver of the Taxi to let them on so they could pretend. Then got off an hitch hiked to the airport!
Oh no, she had booked the bus to the airport, but then got an upgrade for the watertaxi!
 
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He is allergic to food at the chateau only. So he can avoid cooking.
 
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How rotten is it that just as our eyesight starts to be less than perfect, we start sprouting neck hair?!?!
The rule in our house is, if you see it, tell me!!! I will be more upset if you don’t point out some thing I have missed and you let me go out into public like that.
 
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