The Chateau Diaries #153 She looked old as Christ's donkey, although she was dressed as a spring virgin

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I wish Jikki would come back to us as on that porn star rating website (there's a thread on Metherdick, which Jikki contributes to) there have been numerous Grindr sightings of him out and about in London recently. I hope everyone Metherdick crosses has had a tetanus shot and is in arms length of sexual protection or an antibiotic shot.
 
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I am a little confused Clara. What message do you feel Stephanie Jarvis is intending to send to Tess' mother by doing this?
I agree about the prices in Venice. Personally been there, done that too, and nobody needs a 4* meal, especially for lunch. We would all be bankrupt within a day or so.
I wonder where SJ and PJ actually stayed as nothing about it in the vlog and no mention of upgrades this visit either.
Just out of interest, would everybody be expected to take Tess birthday gifts if you are paying all your own expenses to celebrate with her in such an expensive city?
If so, perhaps SJ and PJ took along some of their GAG cast offs, sincerely hope so!
 
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Hate to burst her 'i'm so far up my own arse' bubble but those Torelli biscuits you can buy in LIDLs when they have their Italian week.
I had an email from Lidl advertising their Italian week yesterday. May have to pop in and see what the fuss is all about
 
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Don't mind, love bamboo. Our new black bamboo is in the ground but still potted, which will help control the spread.
Just a tip @Iolair. Fargesia murielae, is a beautiful clump forming bamboo and not an horrendous invasive type. I had a couple in my last home and never took over but looked great.

Introduced to cultivation in 1910, it was said at the time by Ernest 'China' Wilson, a famous name in bamboo, to be the most beautiful he had ever seen. Umbrella bamboo is an elegant clump-forming bamboo with slender arching canes bearing a soft canopy of copious cascading semi-evergreen foliage.
The new shoots are light blue with tan culm sheaths, ageing to a yellowish-green. This plant looks best when planted in an area that gets afternoon shade or dappled sunlight throughout the day. Like all other Fargesias, it does not have running rhizomes and needs no containment to prevent spread. The stems are more widely spaced than usual and have a very upright/arching habit. Plant in any well-drained soil with plenty of organic matter in sun or shade.
 
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Ugggh! That’s what’s so infuriating about the Peter Rabbit vlog he just released. It’s just like last year when Michael was whoring around in Madrid. Now he’s in London and realizes “wow…been a month since I posted a video…better throw a crumb to the suckers…I mean, my loyal subscribers.” He literally just dialed-in that vlog. It’s either an old Patreon video, or was put together using old footage. I guess he’s got to blow the money he made by selling his “artwork” on booze and boys instead of spending his time and money on his “dream” of restoring the gardeners cottage. Remember that the next time he says he has to wait to do something to the cottage because he doesn’t have money at the moment.
 
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I had an email from Lidl advertising their Italian week yesterday. May have to pop in and see what the fuss is all about
Think breadstick and that sums it up but just in a circle. We've had them at our LIDLs from time to time, they're ok but nothing to get the vapours over.
 
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A classic Lie Lande screw up. Don’t you like Fanny and phi phi’s assertion that Fanny would make a good Gucci model? The grifting never ends with this duo. Fanny is a perpetual pond who wishes she was a lake.
 
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I also wholeheartedly agree.
Billy and Gwen, being the main benefactors in connection with "a rent free place for MP to live for years now", plus of course all his other family members too. They have all given Michael so much support, mentally and financially and he just seems to constantly wander off the radar on a whim. It appears to me that he has never had any real personal responsibility but always has an extraordinarily lot to say for himself, when he is actually featured in his or others' vlogs - both very rare these days.
Just how many times can one family be expected to bail out their child/sibling in real life? Unfortunately, the only way forward seems to be tough love. It's a given but ultimately, their only option.
 
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Oxford English Dictionary is just one of the authorities which claims otherwise. I'd sincerely be interested in the source of your information.
Also, what is a maga chump? "Woke" is used by the right wing both in Britain and the U.S. to characterize institutional systems like laws and curricula, centrist and left wing anti-racist initiatives. And also, to deploy the rhetorical device of dog whistling, which is taught in a Yale philosophy department class called Language and Power, by Jason Stanley, a leading world authority on fascist rhetoric. All this authoritatively investigated and discussed in the U.S. and Britain.


British Prof. Jenny Saul of Warwick the leading expert on dog whistling as authoritarian and racist rhetoric.
 

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We can’t be that surprised Stephanie went to Venice. Our tattle pole overwhelmingly showed we knew she was going. Since the results were legally binding under international law, Stephanie didn’t really have a choice.

 
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I am not holding my breath but ...... cannot wait to see if that Murano flower piece for the chandelier fits the light and if it looks "odd" as its not exactly a matching piece! I believe they said it was 30 euros ....A$45 bucks!
You add this to the meal and we had 2 bottles of that artichoke booze , lots of cheese and that is just what we saw plus........ why take that taxi to the airport -looked like they were the only ones on it so that must be $$$ too !!! Money no object for them!!

plus ........ I saw Fanny had a hat on for the sun .... girl its too late. I think she is looking more like her Mother but someone said Gerry...... yeah, she is getting to look like the Tartan Terror too !!
Oh..... before I go to sleep ..... I thought Squirrel Boyfriend is looking like a little pudding around the old guts..... must be that coconut and dark choc ice creams !!!
 
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Dear Philip Janssen,
Take note.




HushHush Baba

12 hours ago
Would be great Stephanie if you and the gang could create individual Amazon wish lists? That way I’d know I had bought you all something that you really really wanted as well as a thank you for all the hours of entertainment you all provide. Sending much love xxx
 
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Oh..... one last thing before Night Night ( I will listen to Peter Rabbit .... that will make me forget Squirrels ice cream tummy and fall asleep )

Will Snorts drop his obsession with hedgehogs and start on otters !!!
Will he try to film them at night ???
He should set up that "night camera" again.... no, second thoughts I hope he does not !
 
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I’m surprised that lady allowed her to be invited to the party.
 
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I am no professional in any field. I just rely on my past life experiences/intuition all gained via appropriate intervention and resultant awareness - if you get my drift?
BUT, coming from a family of 8 children, 7 of which were girls and my mother had previously lost 2 sons very soon after birth due to common diseases way back then. So my brother was her only surviving son. I kinda of see what you may be questioning.
My father always contended that my mother loved her son/my brother, far more than any of her daughters. Was 100% a bone of contention throughout my entire formative life between them. It was extremely sad to witness too as, unfortunately, it made for much unnecessary, unpleasant interaction between my father and his only son.
From what I understand, Sherie P had a son during her teens before her relationship with Mick - ok, no problem and no judgement. Unfortunately Sherrie's first son has learning disabilities as we are lead to believe, forgive me, not sure what the current PC term is for that is these days.
Therefore, when MP came along, possibly both mum and dad were just so relieved that their new born didn't have the same learning difficulties. Wouldn't any parent?
So, yes @KyBourbon, perhaps MP's parents maybe did treat their first born differently possibly, purely through relief, perhaps?
BUT, they weren't rich and therefore wouldn't have been able to lavish untold privileges on MP alone outside of what they could afford for the entire family, or wish to give MP, e.g. piano lessons etc - which he covered in one of his vlogs a couple of years ago.
As per my personal experience, any parent would wish to give their children whatever they can afford to help them within reason and their budget - it's a given. Isn't it?
 
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Her fans want all the rejected books? Wow…maybe Fanny can start selling used tissues and tiny capsules of gravel from the drive as well ro raise funds
 
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That was a curious bait and switch, you're right. Amaury FINALLY got around to demo the grand salon and repair the walls underneath.....and was called off to do this other BS. Why? Channel 4 didn't want to film the grand salon?
 
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