The Chateau Diaries #150 Stephanie Jarvis Wipes Back to Front - The Lalande Way

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I don't quite know when it became a "society of grifters", but YouTube and Patreon have segued so many into this lifestyle. Don't even get me started on "Influencers"- too many people thought this was a valid career path vice actually learning a skill or using a degree for something tangible, hard work, making a career, yet instead- "I'll be an internet sensation!" Fanny is a child-woman- she's never worked a real job in her life (which is really sad, as she is near 50), and has zero life skills. There are many people like Fanny, unfortunately- we've had the issue in FL where during the pandemic, people did not want to work as unemployment paid better (and they could get free food from the food bank), and those of us who had jobs/pensions we earned had to foot the bill in our taxes for the grifters. Once the dole benefits ran their course, they did not want to go back to work, as they felt their skills were "undervalued" (because their previous career of burger flipping made them incredibly valuable members of society- did they use the money and time off to get a degree in anything? No, but they're the first to tell you about the latest TikTok videos from their newest iPhone while they are still living with their parents... SMH.) Sadly, our food banks are now stretched thin, as "those who don't" feel entitled to it, those who can donate (like myself) find themselves being a lot more conservative as our own budgets are tightened (and let's be honest, many are jaded by the freeloaders), and those who actually NEED it can't always get the help they truly need. It is really a sad state.
I hear you, loud and clear and have experienced much along the same lines as you.
WARNING, this is a personal rant!
Generally I am a glass half full, rather than, a glass half empty type. But, in today's economic climate, it is defo personally testing!
Last June I moved to a new home. Inherited a roof full of solar panels - ok! Took me until late Feb this year to finally get my head around it all, initially telephoned and thereafter emailed all the 6/7 official docs that they requested confirming that I now own them, seeking the transfer and, resultant income. Afterwards Chased 3 times via email with absolutely no response. And, yesterday telephoned once again and was given the excuse that all their workers are "working from home" these days. So what was my response. Had nobody read any of my previous emails? This is what is boils down to - nobody taking ownership and the customer does all the repeated chasing in this day and age.
Just like all the civil servants are doing in the UK after the pandemic - nobody wants to go back into the office where their computers work far better/faster because they are connected to the main server and therefore they have everything at their finger tips.
Fortunately, the guy I spoke to fully understood my situation, promised to sort it out and, I now have his personal email in any case if he doesn't. Fingers crossed! As, apparently the income from these solar panels could be worth approx £1000 pa - yes please. :)
Why is life more complicated these days when in actual fact it should be much simpler because of all the new technology? IMHO, absolutely crazy.
 
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Well that Ms. Lazenby has a mouth on her....
Susan Mace
4 hours ago
You said in a previous reply that your big projects this year were the Grand Salon and the garden but what about your heating? The last we saw were water leaks all over the Chateau and you and Amaury working out the sizes of new radiators. You said then that this was the year of the heating.

The Chateau Diaries
1 hour ago
We’re still collecting heating quotes, so we’re aiming for completion in time for winter 2023/24 🥶 But we Lalanders are a hardy bunch - and we have the added joy of knowing that this winter should be our last cold one! Also, as the new rooms are completed (Marquis’s salon and grand salon), the final heating pipes and radiators are being installed.

Nicola Lazenby
5 minutes ago
@The Chateau Diaries On Patreon, you asked us if we thought heating or the façade ought to come first for this year. I voted with the majority for the heating to be replaced. From this response, you're now changing the time frame to next year; it doesn't seem right to me for us patrons not to be notified. I'm also keen to see the accounts of 2020 and 2021 be published asap from the accountants please. Transparency is important to charity.
This woman is completely out of touch as the world is going into shambles and the fuel price are going up, she didn't think that heating is a must and couldn't be compromise (as the rest of the patreon's already voted for it). Yes I love beautiful things but if there is things that are more important than luxuries and wants, you shall make the sacrifice for not just the welfare of everybody around you but also yourself!
 
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A bit off topic..and i dont know if somebody menationed it already...but that Dutch Emmy Postma, the one Selmar visited , with her leaking chateauroof has a realityseries on Dutch tv.. 🙄 also a way to get your crumbling heap fixed...omg..
 
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Its winter where I live and boy.... has it been a cold winter so far!!
@Pekey, I'd offer you my guest room with a fully stocked Miller Lite friggo on the lanai next to the pool, but we've got a Tropical Storm heading our way tomorrow night and into this weekend. Cheesus, it's looking like a Carnival cruise ship full of passengers who've found a Carlos & Charlies with free drinks at a port of call right now! @mrsp67 please have your housekeepers bring the bins in!
 
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Tropical storm !!

Nice and Warm where you are but .... not good Rexy!!

As they say here for some darn reason when its going to be windy..... tie everything down and bring in your trampolines! :ROFLMAO:

I have never had a trampoline by the way! :love:
 
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There is also a missing video from her patreon, the one when she went to a antique store where she bought a pair of arm chair, one or two chandeliers, a three piece loudging chairs, and a black desk (which is bought by phillip).
Oh, that is sneaky.
 
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A bit off topic..and i dont know if somebody menationed it already...but that Dutch Emmy Postma, the one Selmar visited , with her leaking chateauroof has a realityseries on Dutch tv.. 🙄 also a way to get your crumbling heap fixed...omg..
Oh FFS, which chateau was that? 1,2 or 3 - I have lost count where Selmar is concerned as can only watch a couple of minutes of any of his vlogs because the sound quality makes my ears bleed. BUT, all his recent visits were within France - must have been some time ago.
From what you say, I would hazard a guess that she already has a patreon account - yes? If not, then she may be earning via the Dutch TV reality series. Who really knows where these grifters are involved?
 
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OMG........ her skin is as thick as a Rino !
I don't know who has the most cheek ...... Fanny with her excuses or Meghan Markle daring to be back in the UK with all those "terrible Royal people"!!
OMG this is so true. I cannot believe that just because she has the ability to travel all winter to warmer climants, that she can sell it to her patrons. UNBELIEVABLE.
 
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@Pekey, I'd offer you my guest room with a fully stocked Miller Lite friggo on the lanai next to the pool, but we've got a Tropical Storm heading our way tomorrow night and into this weekend. Cheesus, it's looking like a Carnival cruise ship full of passengers who've found a Carlos & Charlies with free drinks at a port of call right now! @mrsp67 please have your housekeepers bring the bins in!
I just heard about the tropical storm this afternoon. Good luck west coast Tartlets @T Rex & @mrsp67, hopefully it won’t be too bad. ❤
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Oh, that is sneaky.
Indeed, I just notice it a few weeks ago. As before Michael mentioned this "hate site". I just go on and see the Patreon page to see what video the Patreon gets for that week and dreaming (cringe) if i could join in and spend 5 euros each month (that's a average pay for a day or two here in my country) and i see that video that has a title of "Visiting my Favorite Antique store' or something and that's how iremeber that video.
 
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They originally installed geothermal in floor heating with crap insulation in the walls... The geothermal never worked... If she had a contractor there would be a warranty unless she used a sketchy contractor...Or they did themselves... For whatever reason they never fixed it... Skankster was thinking free heat and ended up with no heat dumbass... Anyway geothermal on the low end is 54 degrees Fahrenheit... In those rooms she could get away with lower btu radiators... Davy had a plan in the garden installation to fix the geothermal... From the looks of they didn't go deep enough or far enough to get the heat exchange from the earth... I don't know how many 1st floor rooms have the geothermal in floor heating installed... It also may have broken due to freezing idk... Fixing that would mean ripping up the floors... Anyway geothermal in floor heating means smaller radiators in the rooms with it... Also means a smaller boiler... The boilers she has currently are probably sized for use with the geothermal heating... So being a cheap biatch she probably wants to use the current boilers... So she maybe waiting until next year to see if they can fix the geothermal idk... Bottom line is a smart person wouldn't be buying flowers, plants, dirt, equipment, pergolas or having Skellawhore build a pergola... She'd have his ass digging the repairs for the geothermal NOW... She's either being a scammy witch or a dumb witch or a combo... Either way she sucks and she lies her ass off...
so True...also the fact that having a heap like that is almost impossible to heat...it was never designed to stay there in winter.. It has to many meters roofspace .it isnt compact..thats a huge problem with not isulated roof to begin with...her windows and doors are in a very bad state..so all the warmth will go out in no time..

A sensible person would tackle the roof and the walls and the windos and doors first...than let a company come to do measurements to make sure the place can be heated...also in sections too...like we have..

And the most important things is...you never get a place like that comfy...not in a million years...a bit of comfy will cost her a fortune every winter...and Fanny also knows this....she isnt willing to pay a huge ammount for heating....she herself tries to escape that place as much as she can...even in summer like we see now...let alone in winter..

and yes the cold will damage her stuff...you must keep a panelled room heated for sure...but she doesnt care about that...i also wonder when that ugly panelling will be installed...my guess is never...
 
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I just heard about the tropical storm this afternoon. Good luck west coast Tartlets @T Rex & @mrsp67, hopefully it won’t be too bad. ❤
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Was supposed to be in Key West for an anniversary celebration...Canceled the flight... Already rode out 3 hurricanes in Florida... Not doing it in an air b&b on an island no thank you... At least I can rebook the flights... Prayers all of you are safe and comfortable...
 
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@mrsp67, we've got a Tro

I was more or less hung up on her use of "hardy" vice "hearty" (so I suspect BJJ or Herr Nuti actually wrote it.) Unless Fanny fancies herself a Hardy Boy, an amateur sleuth who solves mysteries adults cannot. "Where is the Accountant?" "The Mysterious Disappearance of the Chapel Restorer."
Hardy is actually correct.
 
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Was supposed to be in Key West for an anniversary celebration...Canceled the flight... Already rode out 3 hurricanes in Florida... Not doing it in an air b&b on an island no thank you... At least I can rebook the flights... Prayers all of you are safe and comfortable...
@lalablahblah, sorry to hear about your trip cancellation. Key West is my favorite place. When you reschedule, try to eat breakfast at Blue Heaven, it’s the best!
 
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And don’t forget about all those little white cameos that popped off the walls of the Wedgwood room doorway. I wonder how many have been destroyed by their fall to that filthy floor? Never mind, I don’t care.
I nominate the Blue Room as the most tackiest reno EVER on youtube!!! :oops: :oops:
 
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@lalablahblah, sorry to hear about your trip cancellation. Key West is my favorite place. When you reschedule, try to eat breakfast at Blue Heaven, it’s the best!
One of my best friends and her husband just sold their home in Key West and moved inland... Finally got on board with zero debt and now they can retire... We were all supposed to meet up in Key West... I think I'll go this winter... Pull a Skankanee and leave the cold for a week or 2... lol...
 
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so True...also the fact that having a heap like that is almost impossible to heat...it was never designed to stay there in winter.. It has to many meters roofspace .it isnt compact..thats a huge problem with not isulated roof to begin with...her windows and doors are in a very bad state..so all the warmth will go out in no time..

A sensible person would tackle the roof and the walls and the windos and doors first...than let a company come to do measurements to make sure the place can be heated...also in sections too...like we have..

And the most important things is...you never get a place like that comfy...not in a million years...a bit of comfy will cost her a fortune every winter...and Fanny also knows this....she isnt willing to pay a huge ammount for heating....she herself tries to escape that place as much as she can...even in summer like we see now...let alone in winter..

and yes the cold will damage her stuff...you must keep a panelled room heated for sure...but she doesnt care about that...i also wonder when that ugly panelling will be installed...my guess is never...
Let's discuss insulation... That bull tit attic floor insulation... Not insultating the attic ceiling and no vapor barrier is going to cause condensation in the attic... It's going to rain in Narnia and ruin the armoires that are not attic storage in the 1st place... Bougie witch can't even have practical storage wtf... Anyway if it gets really cold and she heats the house below the attic it will condensate and rain in the attic due to the heat difference... Floor will warp and buckle... Mold ... They need to rip out all the walls and reinsulate like Amoury did... All the walls... Bimbo doesn't even plastic over those moldy old leaky windows... All the windows and doors need replaced... Speaking of doors... My barn has a better door than that blue room that looks like the display at one of those bring your own booze and paint ceramics places... It's going to get cold... That glue gets hot cold hot cold and eventually all that bougie bull tit is going to fall off the wall and break... All this half ass bull tit she does is going to bite her in the ass... Bimbo...
 
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