Dan is Squirrel‘s surrogate and has gone to Turkey to have a hair transplant for him. When Dan reappears the beanie will disappear and Squirrel will miraculously sport a new head of hair. Well that’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.I wonder if shortly Phi Phi will be saying he has some kind of medical condition causing hair loss. He is up to something wearing that beanie in warm weather.
I must confess to having a soft spot for Oliver.If I was forced to pick one... I'd have the musician who made the bread cheesy egg thing in the bread oven... He was tall, funny, intelligent, not afraid of work... he was a fun, interesting guy...
Didn't Stephanie say something is "going on" with Oliver and that she "will leave it to him to tell us about it when he is ready?"Does Clara know what happened with the Ollie and Fanny travel vlog ?
I predicted those gaps in the garden, although I didn't expect them so soon. I haven't watched yesterday's vlog yet, but I have found it interesting that in the one or two vlogs since the planting, we haven't really seen much of a view of the new garden, just close ups of whatever spot she's in.Actually from what I've heard there's already massive damage to what they have planted, due to pests and woodland creatures coming to dinner. She's trying to cover that fact up (obviously) by saying it all looks so wonderful but there's already gaps appearing in the planting scheme and summer hasn't even started. I would not be surprised if this was one of the last times she will give that area a front seat in her flogs as it will become more and more clear in which direction it's growing and it ain't gonna be pretty.
Doesn't Dan do the editing? If so, then Dan probably picked it out............That song's for DAN
Weasel™ @the Chateau Diaries where's Dan? No video for days!Dan is Squirrel‘s surrogate and has gone to Turkey to have a hair transplant for him. When Dan reappears the beanie will disappear and Squirrel will miraculously sport a new head of hair. Well that’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.
por que no los dos?Where's our apology?
Okay Maggie, you're nominated to take one for the team... report back here, was he attentive, thoughtful and caring in the sack? Or did he rip through your ladygarden, turf your insides out then roll a ciggy while you burned?
Late morning and barely awake after a difficult sleep, I'm on my first cuppa, and I already know that - Davy being a cross between Prince Charles and a praying mantis - is the very best thing I'm going to read all day! Nothing will top it! Just picturing it will keep me smiling for the entire day ahead!There aren't many options at the Shitoo- you've got Baby Jesus Jeans, Scotman, Percy, Potty (in a relationship), Headless Nick (married to the awesome Marie, not to be confused with Roadside Flower Killer), Dan (who thinks he IS Casey Niestat), Davy (who, bless his heart, resembles if one crossed Prince Charles with a preying mantis) and the honorable mentions of the likes of Sillymar, the Ians (who are both married- not to one another- that would be odd AF), Mason the Stargazer (who is a ho), Matt (he's divorced and moved back to the UK), Shrek (married as well), Tomaz (ew), the elusive chapel restorer (who's like 100 years old) and Teabag. I digress- save the goat cheese man, who we have not seen in a million vlogs (sadness, as he was pretty hot- I think it was either @CountessPompidoo or @ScarlettoShara that ran off with him...) Amaury is not all that, but compared to the rest of the lot, I can see his appeal, but Herr Nuti will put a stop to that, as she immediately peed on him and claimed him as her own. So, I can't hate on anyone that finds the Tree Man attractive- compared the the rest of the Shitoo lot, he's top billing. Plus, he actually does manual labour, is kind to animals, and gives two forks about Fanny's BS- he is there to do a job, and is REALLY knowledgeable about trees. You go Nick-the-Tree-Man- you're like the Dos Equis guy at a Chateau in France!
you kill me @T RexThere aren't many options at the Shitoo- you've got Baby Jesus Jeans, Scotman, Percy, Potty (in a relationship), Headless Nick (married to the awesome Marie, not to be confused with Roadside Flower Killer), Dan (who thinks he IS Casey Niestat), Davy (who, bless his heart, resembles if one crossed Prince Charles with a preying mantis) and the honorable mentions of the likes of Sillymar, the Ians (who are both married- not to one another- that would be odd AF), Mason the Stargazer (who is a ho), Matt (he's divorced and moved back to the UK), Shrek (married as well), Tomaz (ew), the elusive chapel restorer (who's like 100 years old) and Teabag. I digress- save the goat cheese man, who we have not seen in a million vlogs (sadness, as he was pretty hot- I think it was either @CountessPompidoo or @ScarlettoShara that ran off with him...) Amaury is not all that, but compared to the rest of the lot, I can see his appeal, but Herr Nuti will put a stop to that, as she immediately peed on him and claimed him as her own. So, I can't hate on anyone that finds the Tree Man attractive- compared the the rest of the Shitoo lot, he's top billing. Plus, he actually does manual labour, is kind to animals, and gives two forks about Fanny's BS- he is there to do a job, and is REALLY knowledgeable about trees. You go Nick-the-Tree-Man- you're like the Dos Equis guy at a Chateau in France!
Okay, so am I the only one who looks into Gerry’s eyes and sees the madness within that tartan mess?!? He looks like he’s just one Stuart plaid from mass murder!Only two words for today's CD ' Crazy Town'!!! Indeed, Crazy Town perfectly sums up Chateau de la Lande.
Fanny - scraping the bottom of the barrel for content. Pulling the weeds was pathetic , but I'll give her credit for getting down on the ground and doing some planting. (which is more than Snorty did) Woman, do stop singing!
Kirstie - Superstar. Please wear some sunscreen and a hat.
Nancy the Chicken - Bears a strong resemblance with Snorty, although Nancy has more hair
Is it Summer or Winter? Amuary is topless, Gerry is in shorts, Natti is in a winter sweater, Fanny is in a cotton summer dress and Snorty is wearing a touque and wool scarf!
Sharon - 100% Certifiable. Who wears a tiara around all the time? I would actually like to put Sharon, Dana and Hanni together with an oversized bottler of champers and watch them descend together into sheer, chaotic madness.
Snorty - Waste of space!!!
Nic the Tree Surgeon - Rock on brother!
Amuary - The only adult in the room - thank you for watering the plants since Fanny & Snorty were pre-occupied with cocktails
Grant - please save the unfinished, forlorn pergola! New Sherriff indeed! Looking forward to Grant facing off against Snorty!
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Do you think we'll be able to notice the difference?Weasel™ @the Chateau Diaries where's Dan? No video for days!
The Chateau Diaries @Weasel He’ll be back very soon and all will be revealed
See I told you the big reveal is imminent.
I could say something of the same. Anyone meeting me in a formal setting would think me a buttoned up member of the hoi oligoi. Yet should they see me at say…Southern Decadence with my multiple piercings, ink and leather they would realize judging folks by appearance only is a reckless endeavor.I might out myself and say I've got an underlip ring.
Facial piercings are not everybody's cup of tea and that is fair.
I will say from my side of the perspective, the idiom Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover certainly rings true.
So many people tend to dismiss me after seeing me and my piercing, only for me to do better than them - it gets me every time.
No I’m with you all the way on this.Okay, so am I the only one who looks into Gerry’s eyes and sees the madness within that tartan mess?!? He looks like he’s just one Stuart plaid from mass murder!
She is also scraping the bottom of the wardrobe closet!! Lose the dress.The best way to describe today's vlog is, that it's like SJ's life—it has so much in it but no real substance!! It's got everything and nothing.
She entitles it "Transforming the Chateau Woodlands" but features work on the actual woodland in a little less than 4 minutes.
The woman is scraping the bottom of the content barrel.
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what about the vikings? dark ages?To be historically correct... The area was under Roman controll before it became France... There wasn't genocide involved either... Nobody floated in on a boat said they discovered and owned and already populated land mass... Then illegally immigrated committed genocide after the ancient inhabitants fed them to keep them alive all winter... Also historically correct Roman's did respect languages and cultures... Colonization breeds ignorance though I agree...
I’ll take him, all the others are to skinny, I need a chunk of a man!I can see you've put a lot of thought into this to come up with your fair assessment of the situation!
You forgot about the beer guy at the market....we've seen him a couple of times now. If he's not your thing, you can rest assured that by the time he fills you up with beer, it won't matter!
My thoughts exactly. If he was really working in the Shit’o he wouldn’t be up SJ’s arse the whole time.He really does, absolutely nothing to offer, hangs around Fannie like a blind dog, afraid to leave her side.. I've also noticed when he makes suggestions, where she used to agree and tell him how clever he was, she now gives an alternative... If he says "that would be perfect in the Grand Salon" she'll now come up with another area... I think she's reading here and noticing his slippers under her bed
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