Marquis de Potpourri
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Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to my "Glam or Scram" review of Lalande's 2022 Easter Party!
First off, SJ, bedecked with gargantuan pieces of jewelry, wears a pale yellow-ish dress by South African designer, Spero Villioti originally made for someone who's now dead. Who knew that Stephanie Jarvis would show up at her own Easter party dressed as Miss Havisham. That dress is awful--it looks like an old and derelict wedding gown from 1992! She says she feels like a princess in her dress--but we say she looks like a giant yellow napa cabbage! SJ IS DEFINITELY SCRAM!
Meanwhile, Anna de Fleurie, shows up in a sophisticated magenta dress with a matching black belt and blazer, making her look like a million dollars! Her ensemble definitely makes her look classier than the overdressed host. ANNA'S UNQUESTIONABLY GLAM!
Simplicity is key. Annalise wears a simple but elegant navy blue dress paired with a lovely shawl. She's a sight to behold in that beautiful and glamorous dress. GLAM. (Dan, it's definitely your loss on this one!)
There's no question that Marie (de Larkin) is one of the more sophisticated dressed women at the party! She knows how to dress (and dress her age)! GLAM!
This gun-toting Dutch woman looks like she may have missed the memo, and looks a little confused. Is she in a country-western-themed party or Great Gatsby? Is she in 1922 or 1978? SCRAM.
Dubbed by SJ as the sexiest dress of the night, this glamazon can bully anyone she wants on Tinder's 50 and up category! She could wear this dress again to the next Women of the Streets Convention in Atlantic City. SCRAM.
Dana, the night's designated cook looks really dashing in her very simple but urbane dress. But being stuck in the kitchen slaving away all night, she must have smelt like sauteed something! Mason Dwinnell must have enjoyed taking whiffs of her olfactory jumble of fried garlic, olive oil, anchovies, fennel and black mold! GLAM.
Tess Hoffman shows up in a dress that looks like fake tattoos! Is she going through a Goth phase at age 40? Can someone who knows her actually suggest a good psychiatrist or at least a therapist for her to see? She may have missed out on all the fun in her teens and is now making up for lost time! SCRAM.
Tatinnette looks like, well, an old aunt.
Well, Yentas...til next the Lalande party!
First off, SJ, bedecked with gargantuan pieces of jewelry, wears a pale yellow-ish dress by South African designer, Spero Villioti originally made for someone who's now dead. Who knew that Stephanie Jarvis would show up at her own Easter party dressed as Miss Havisham. That dress is awful--it looks like an old and derelict wedding gown from 1992! She says she feels like a princess in her dress--but we say she looks like a giant yellow napa cabbage! SJ IS DEFINITELY SCRAM!
Meanwhile, Anna de Fleurie, shows up in a sophisticated magenta dress with a matching black belt and blazer, making her look like a million dollars! Her ensemble definitely makes her look classier than the overdressed host. ANNA'S UNQUESTIONABLY GLAM!
Simplicity is key. Annalise wears a simple but elegant navy blue dress paired with a lovely shawl. She's a sight to behold in that beautiful and glamorous dress. GLAM. (Dan, it's definitely your loss on this one!)
There's no question that Marie (de Larkin) is one of the more sophisticated dressed women at the party! She knows how to dress (and dress her age)! GLAM!
This gun-toting Dutch woman looks like she may have missed the memo, and looks a little confused. Is she in a country-western-themed party or Great Gatsby? Is she in 1922 or 1978? SCRAM.
Dubbed by SJ as the sexiest dress of the night, this glamazon can bully anyone she wants on Tinder's 50 and up category! She could wear this dress again to the next Women of the Streets Convention in Atlantic City. SCRAM.
Dana, the night's designated cook looks really dashing in her very simple but urbane dress. But being stuck in the kitchen slaving away all night, she must have smelt like sauteed something! Mason Dwinnell must have enjoyed taking whiffs of her olfactory jumble of fried garlic, olive oil, anchovies, fennel and black mold! GLAM.
Tess Hoffman shows up in a dress that looks like fake tattoos! Is she going through a Goth phase at age 40? Can someone who knows her actually suggest a good psychiatrist or at least a therapist for her to see? She may have missed out on all the fun in her teens and is now making up for lost time! SCRAM.
Tatinnette looks like, well, an old aunt.
Well, Yentas...til next the Lalande party!
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