Stephanie was at her most vapid and vacuous in the latest CD vlog and this week's Patreon exclusive extra bites at the Lalande cherry. Chirruping like a hyperactive budgie, waxing lyrical about Nature, eulogising - most unconvincingly - about ecosystems, displaying amazed wonderment about Davey's (completely unrealistic, unsuitable, unworkable and unsustainable) garden plans. Add crazed furniture moving done at the last minute (the usual lack of planning: they've known for weeks,If not months, that the Chateau DIY crew were coming). And the perfectly ghastly flower arrangements almost - said with a wince - made me wish FRK was sullenly mooching about with her jam jars.
The top soil is a joke. What was delivered is not top soil. It looks very inferior. Will ,there be deliveries of tonnes of good organic matter such as mushroom compost? Has 'Davey also told them to order ericanaceous soil for the rhodedendron bed? How on earth is everything going to be properly watered? So many questions...