Dont worry you can buy a Dremel engraver for £20 at B & Q. Oh ...I've just checked and they are a "Managers Special Buy" at €12 at the local Brico "while stocks last", come on Dan vlog and drone that trip for us please, let's spend the Patreon money on something that we will be able to see with our own eyes or via a download photo at least, cannot wait to see my name, money well spent in my world. Perhaps you could make a start whilst Steph is away and you have to sit at Chateau frozen and bored on guard duty, I am sure there must be a few spare pieces of board you can use to be screwed in place for the great reveal later this year ?
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Now listen, you!!!
Don't be shading my little fart!
What does he DO???
Well let me think on this a sec.
He spends hours looking up post cards for Shrek of his chateau...which makes him an architectural historian in his Mummy, Stephs, mind.
He gets out a teapot with matching cups and pours tea for Madame and her visitors which makes him a china expert in his mummy, StephenMe's mind ( and his)
He practices his expressions of agreement and perplexity in the mirror.
He rearranges all of his stuffed animals in his playroom and Nic's apartment when they are not there which makes him an interior designer in his mummy, Steph's mind.
He squeezes into as many clothes of his mummy Steph's both day and night which makes him a fashion trend setter in his mummy, Steph's mind.
And he lays out all of his mummy's clothes so he can keep her dependant on him and looking just like his dear old grandma.
So there!!!
Our little fart is a very busy boy.
Don't be shading my little fart!
What does he DO???
Well let me think on this a sec.
He spends hours looking up post cards for Shrek of his chateau...which makes him an architectural historian in his Mummy, Stephs, mind.
He gets out a teapot with matching cups and pours tea for Madame and her visitors which makes him a china expert in his mummy, StephenMe's mind ( and his)
He practices his expressions of agreement and perplexity in the mirror.
He rearranges all of his stuffed animals in his playroom and Nic's apartment when they are not there which makes him an interior designer in his mummy, Steph's mind.
He squeezes into as many clothes of his mummy Steph's both day and night which makes him a fashion trend setter in his mummy, Steph's mind.
And he lays out all of his mummy's clothes so he can keep her dependant on him and looking just like his dear old grandma.
So there!!!
Our little fart is a very busy boy.
Wake up call to me Thanks.
I'm not surprised that SJ is taking Cameltoe with her to SA. I wouldn't trust Squirrel NoNuts as far as I could throw him. Imagine leaving him alone in your home. He'd be rifling through all your personal papers and belongings and helping himself to whatever he fancied. Ugh! No thank you!
Yes... family !Hum, hum... In my youth, I've spent holiday time in la Mayenne and la Sarthe to visit family. The countryside's beautiful, plenty of adventures to be had roaming around. And then the family meals, and the traditional village balls in the summer... Great times! Great memories!
I come from not too far from Sarthe... I know...
dont forget the very late sleep ins...watching netflix and auctionsites...together in bed with Her Lazyship...i guess only coming downstairs to see if anybody has cooked something to stuff up their mouths..and after that back upstairs..to open a bottle of champagne and get in bed again..talking about all the things they are planning to do for the shittoo..Now listen, you!!!
Don't be shading my little fart!
What does he DO???
Well let me think on this a sec.
He spends hours looking up post cards for Shrek of his chateau...which makes him an architectural historian in his Mummy, Stephs, mind.
He gets out a teapot with matching cups and pours tea for Madame and her visitors which makes him a china expert in his mummy, StephenMe's mind ( and his)
He practices his expressions of agreement and perplexity in the mirror.
He rearranges all of his stuffed animals in his playroom and Nic's apartment when they are not there which makes him an interior designer in his mummy, Steph's mind.
He squeezes into as many clothes of his mummy Steph's both day and night which makes him a fashion trend setter in his mummy, Steph's mind.
And he lays out all of his mummy's clothes so he can keep her dependant on him and looking just like his dear old grandma.
So there!!!
Our little fart is a very busy boy.
and dont forget planning the trips offcourse...
Just wanted to let you join in on my joy about my repaired downstairs loo!
The water kept flowing and I managed to repair it all on my own without volunteers, Ians, Dutch tango dancers, and above all no patreon money.
I'm truely proud of my achievements!
The water kept flowing and I managed to repair it all on my own without volunteers, Ians, Dutch tango dancers, and above all no patreon money.
I'm truely proud of my achievements!
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Quoting self, 1000 pardons, but I had to add my long term persuasion that the "sexual" frisson between SJ and Squirrel Camelpants is 99% tragic French granny thrift shop tat lust. Shopping addiction.
I call your attention to the way he stroked the chair she bought him on the day the diminutive Barbie desk she bought him arrived. It's pure kink, and not in a hot way.
The crusty sexual energy at those Emmaus visits between them is so gross and voracious I can't watch. Partly it's the geriatric/care home/Oedipal fetish/granny porn vibe they both radiate. Errrggggggggh. And the thing about PJ is he is the last thing in the world any one of us of any gender or vintage would tap.
Onward and downward. Have a nice day.
I think Dan should bring the kids to lala when he is caretaking and let them use the downstairs loo. Little fingers love to pick at peeling wallpaper.
That was my awakening - I finally did the math and was shocked at what SJ was earning and then spending recklessly on personal items, trips and lousy decoration, with no renovation taking place.
I love how Charlotte kept her calm when answering the Chatelaine's (short) answer about the masks in France.All claws on deck in the comments from CD's latest update flog...
SJ and BJJ are sooo tired from all the work. They need a month in SA to rest.
The Chateau Diaries
22 hours ago
Yes, we filmed it on the first, but it took way longer than I was expecting to find all of the old footage to illustrate the projects that I was talking about. This video took days to edit!
Great point Ugly...
Ugly Watchtower
19 hours ago
What ...she is hiding the poor and the RICH are on display.. Why ..This is not good..
Ugly Watchtower
1 day ago (edited)
Thats, very unfair ..putting the less money people given to YOU hidden behind And the rich on display. I think you need to rethink as you make 2 tear rich and poor...
caroline gooder seems to have all of the answers regarding Potty.
caroline gooder
21 hours ago
Thank you for the days of editing it took to find and put together all the old footage for this treat of a Vlog.
caroline gooder
1 day ago
It is on the list. They have the new bathroom. Stephanie doesn't have her suite finished yet and Michael Potts has only a small Bed Sit and bathroom.
reply to a question about a labyrinth...
caroline gooder
1 day ago
Mr. Potts wants one
Isabelle has been busy...
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Thank you , you too are contributing by watching, liking and subscribing.
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Best wishes for better health!
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ellen gillies
1 day ago
@Isabelle Jarvis Thankyou isabelle. Hope your recovering well from you scare of covid. Xx
No follow-up reply from IJ.
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
You are still part of it by watching, liking and subscribing so thank you so much! I hope this New Year will bring you happiness!
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Est wishes for better health. Thank you for watching, liking.and subscribing. That is also helping without being a patron!
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Thank you for helping by watching, liking and subscribing!
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Espérons que les experts qu’elle peut employer lui allégeront la tâche!
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Gratias
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
I often think that myself!
Set-up for an overdue tax bill???
Toguy
1 day ago (edited)
Technically aren't you a third part owner as 2 more people are owners as well?
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Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Absolutely
Animal questions???
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
They are fed and well
It is never too late to send money.
GoofyTALL
1 day ago
Is it too late to become an Engraved Patron??
REPLY
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
No
Percy and Caroline jump in.
Percy Attfield
1 day ago
The project is so extensive that each achievement like the cleaning of the moat as an example disappears and is forgotten in the overall view of what must still be done. The many achievements and progress should be remembered and celebrated more often by all of us
caroline gooder
21 hours ago
Like the pigeon stairwell. One of my favorites
Then it is Woodpecker's turn...
Curtis Ryan Woodside
1 day ago
Keep going Stephanie! <3 Love all the work, and the idea of putting the names there is so great. Let re-create that image when the room is looking gorgeous again!
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The Chateau Diaries
22 hours ago
I can’t wait Curtis! Ah in the meantime - Egypt!
Charlotte Dickens ask and Beaudile gets in on the action...
Charlotte Dickens
1 day ago
I'm sure there must be another way of raising money for charity without the need for people to send gifts which are not needed. How many people have sent beautiful face masks and yet they continue to wear the standard blue paper ones. Stephanie is a wealthy woman. These gifts are for viewers own self gratification by having their names mentioned on screen. On a more positive note the delivery of the vlog was in keeping with her early vlogs, she was more in control of her narrative and behaviour and Philip wasn't constantly talking over her and interrupting.
The Chateau Diaries
22 hours ago
We are not allowed to wear cloth masks in France.
Beaudile
23 hours ago
Lol. Nobody's forced to send anything. Jealous, maybe?
Charlotte Dickens
17 hours ago
@The Chateau Diaries Thanks for providing that info... however when seeking verification it is advice not a rule.. masks are compulsory in all indoor public spaces in France as well as on the streets in around 400 towns and cities but the government guidance says only that a mask fully covering the nose and mouth must be worn. People caught wearing masks incorrectly face fines of 135 euro fine. That said I will concede to your local knowledge and rulings of your particular area.. It may be useful to advise people of this ruling to stop any more masks arriving.
Charlotte Dickens
17 hours ago
@Beaudile I didn't imply anyone was forced to do anything against their will. I merely stated that there may be alternative methods of raising money for charity. I do not understand why people like yourself immediately launch into attack mode when someone expresses an opinion that differs from your own. Having seen some of the gifts that are donated, why on earth would anyone be jealous?
Beaudile again...
nevets7152
1 day ago
All you people have made her very rich congratulations.
Beaudile
1 day ago
You just have to do the same : buy your own French château, start your YouTube channel, produce hours and hours of content and start a Patreon account, why don’t you? Anybody can do it. (Jealousy is a very ugly state of mind, by the way.)
smolpuppyo'love is BJJ...
smolpuppyo'love
1 day ago (edited)
You are the most gracious lady I have seen, you seem rare to anger, and brave in the face of adversity. I recognise in you a need to do the right thing, and I have absolutely no doubt that you always will. As for any critical opinions, I can only say that they can only see through their own particular filter, ascribing blame where there is none, or making up a story in their imagination instead of actually watching your videos and listening to learn the truth. Don't let the haters dictate. You are someone who I admire, I don't say that often...or ever.. really... it's usually reserved for people like Nelson Mandela... I see in you an incredible creative energy to nurture and grow the arts whilst restoring a beautiful piece of history. In doing so, you are making history with La Lande!Don't ever change yourself! A living inspiration, bright flame lighting up a pathway to joy!
The Chateau Diaries
22 hours ago
Charlotte is right : it is only a government recommendation to prefer the surgical masks to the cloth masks. And yes : they could tell their viewers so that, they would stop sending more.
Bravo, Charlotte !
Amazing piece of sleuthing @KiKiGeeAll claws on deck in the comments from CD's latest update flog...
SJ and BJJ are sooo tired from all the work. They need a month in SA to rest.
The Chateau Diaries
22 hours ago
Yes, we filmed it on the first, but it took way longer than I was expecting to find all of the old footage to illustrate the projects that I was talking about. This video took days to edit!
Great point Ugly...
Ugly Watchtower
19 hours ago
What ...she is hiding the poor and the RICH are on display.. Why ..This is not good..
Ugly Watchtower
1 day ago (edited)
Thats, very unfair ..putting the less money people given to YOU hidden behind And the rich on display. I think you need to rethink as you make 2 tear rich and poor...
caroline gooder seems to have all of the answers regarding Potty.
caroline gooder
21 hours ago
Thank you for the days of editing it took to find and put together all the old footage for this treat of a Vlog.
caroline gooder
1 day ago
It is on the list. They have the new bathroom. Stephanie doesn't have her suite finished yet and Michael Potts has only a small Bed Sit and bathroom.
reply to a question about a labyrinth...
caroline gooder
1 day ago
Mr. Potts wants one
Isabelle has been busy...
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Thank you , you too are contributing by watching, liking and subscribing.
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Best wishes for better health!
REPLY
ellen gillies
1 day ago
@Isabelle Jarvis Thankyou isabelle. Hope your recovering well from you scare of covid. Xx
No follow-up reply from IJ.
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
You are still part of it by watching, liking and subscribing so thank you so much! I hope this New Year will bring you happiness!
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Est wishes for better health. Thank you for watching, liking.and subscribing. That is also helping without being a patron!
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Thank you for helping by watching, liking and subscribing!
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Espérons que les experts qu’elle peut employer lui allégeront la tâche!
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Gratias
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
I often think that myself!
Set-up for an overdue tax bill???
Toguy
1 day ago (edited)
Technically aren't you a third part owner as 2 more people are owners as well?
REPLY
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
Absolutely
Animal questions???
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
They are fed and well
It is never too late to send money.
GoofyTALL
1 day ago
Is it too late to become an Engraved Patron??
REPLY
Isabelle Jarvis
1 day ago
No
Percy and Caroline jump in.
Percy Attfield
1 day ago
The project is so extensive that each achievement like the cleaning of the moat as an example disappears and is forgotten in the overall view of what must still be done. The many achievements and progress should be remembered and celebrated more often by all of us
caroline gooder
21 hours ago
Like the pigeon stairwell. One of my favorites
Then it is Woodpecker's turn...
Curtis Ryan Woodside
1 day ago
Keep going Stephanie! <3 Love all the work, and the idea of putting the names there is so great. Let re-create that image when the room is looking gorgeous again!
REPLY
The Chateau Diaries
22 hours ago
I can’t wait Curtis! Ah in the meantime - Egypt!
Charlotte Dickens ask and Beaudile gets in on the action...
Charlotte Dickens
1 day ago
I'm sure there must be another way of raising money for charity without the need for people to send gifts which are not needed. How many people have sent beautiful face masks and yet they continue to wear the standard blue paper ones. Stephanie is a wealthy woman. These gifts are for viewers own self gratification by having their names mentioned on screen. On a more positive note the delivery of the vlog was in keeping with her early vlogs, she was more in control of her narrative and behaviour and Philip wasn't constantly talking over her and interrupting.
The Chateau Diaries
22 hours ago
We are not allowed to wear cloth masks in France.
Beaudile
23 hours ago
Lol. Nobody's forced to send anything. Jealous, maybe?
Charlotte Dickens
17 hours ago
@The Chateau Diaries Thanks for providing that info... however when seeking verification it is advice not a rule.. masks are compulsory in all indoor public spaces in France as well as on the streets in around 400 towns and cities but the government guidance says only that a mask fully covering the nose and mouth must be worn. People caught wearing masks incorrectly face fines of 135 euro fine. That said I will concede to your local knowledge and rulings of your particular area.. It may be useful to advise people of this ruling to stop any more masks arriving.
Charlotte Dickens
17 hours ago
@Beaudile I didn't imply anyone was forced to do anything against their will. I merely stated that there may be alternative methods of raising money for charity. I do not understand why people like yourself immediately launch into attack mode when someone expresses an opinion that differs from your own. Having seen some of the gifts that are donated, why on earth would anyone be jealous?
Beaudile again...
nevets7152
1 day ago
All you people have made her very rich congratulations.
Beaudile
1 day ago
You just have to do the same : buy your own French château, start your YouTube channel, produce hours and hours of content and start a Patreon account, why don’t you? Anybody can do it. (Jealousy is a very ugly state of mind, by the way.)
smolpuppyo'love is BJJ...
smolpuppyo'love
1 day ago (edited)
You are the most gracious lady I have seen, you seem rare to anger, and brave in the face of adversity. I recognise in you a need to do the right thing, and I have absolutely no doubt that you always will. As for any critical opinions, I can only say that they can only see through their own particular filter, ascribing blame where there is none, or making up a story in their imagination instead of actually watching your videos and listening to learn the truth. Don't let the haters dictate. You are someone who I admire, I don't say that often...or ever.. really... it's usually reserved for people like Nelson Mandela... I see in you an incredible creative energy to nurture and grow the arts whilst restoring a beautiful piece of history. In doing so, you are making history with La Lande!
The Chateau Diaries
22 hours ago
As for the Nelson Mandela reference, I sincerely hope they adjust their glasses! The rose tinted ones only work if you bang your head against a brick wall and keep on doing so until they think that SJ is akin to him.
Can we send an emergency package to this poor deluded soul?
Phillipe's first appearance on camera the day he arrives - age 23 with grey hair as Kat states - he puts on a tiara and eyes up SJ - she calls him PhillipeHe and SJ knew each other before he arrived at Lalande. Here is the gift grab shot.
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I was actually feeling good about her. Oh well.
Ohh ffsake that is one mighty big headPhillipe's first appearance on camera the day he arrives - age 23 with grey hair as Kat states - he puts on a tiara and eyes up SJ - she calls him Phillipe
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And I think SSB is responsible for all the hair flopping and beanies
That’s all you can pull - in the middle of nowhere - their like a bunch of liquorice all sorts …. Of Shite
Wonder how safari is going ??
@ KiKiGee said smolpuppyo'love is BJJ...
Yes you are right, I've stated this before smolpuppyo'love is Philip & I'm sure most of the other sickly superfan comments on Ytube & patreon are Philip, Nati & SJ. Some of their new patrons within the last few days might be them as well (£1 - £5 payment). SJ can easily afford 50 - 100 more new patreon accounts at £50 - £500, they are desperate & relentless. There are sickly superfan comments here about the Flurrys as well. Curtis is only friends with her to get more patrons. SJ linked his unnecessary photoshoot video & channel to her patrons. Gone are the days when asking for funds online was mainly done by those providing free online services like Web Archive, Wikipedia, software & browser extension developers now we have people like Sadie asking people to fund her horse or SJ & her chateau friends (incl the Flurrys) asking people to renovate homes they clearly can't afford. They (Philip & SJ) must think patrons & viewers are too stupid to know they are behind some of these accounts.
SJ & the Flurrys gained 2,000 extra Ytube followers in 2 weeks.
Yes you are right, I've stated this before smolpuppyo'love is Philip & I'm sure most of the other sickly superfan comments on Ytube & patreon are Philip, Nati & SJ. Some of their new patrons within the last few days might be them as well (£1 - £5 payment). SJ can easily afford 50 - 100 more new patreon accounts at £50 - £500, they are desperate & relentless. There are sickly superfan comments here about the Flurrys as well. Curtis is only friends with her to get more patrons. SJ linked his unnecessary photoshoot video & channel to her patrons. Gone are the days when asking for funds online was mainly done by those providing free online services like Web Archive, Wikipedia, software & browser extension developers now we have people like Sadie asking people to fund her horse or SJ & her chateau friends (incl the Flurrys) asking people to renovate homes they clearly can't afford. They (Philip & SJ) must think patrons & viewers are too stupid to know they are behind some of these accounts.
SJ & the Flurrys gained 2,000 extra Ytube followers in 2 weeks.
How hott is that? Following auction sites in bed together, with their hot water bottles, nursery food and matching do-rags -- his to protect the pillow cases from Little Prince Perruque Poudre's henna scalp dye.dont forget the very late sleep ins...watching netflix and auctionsites...together in bed with Her Lazyship...i guess only coming downstairs to see if anybody has cooked something to stuff up their mouths..and after that back upstairs..to open a bottle of champagne and get in bed again..talking about all the things they are planning to do for the shittoo..
You have a wonderful wise spidey sense, my friend.
I recently watched a video from her last trip to SA which was 2 years ago just before Covid. Nic and his family came along, along with Potty, and when the group of them went swimming SJ stayed on shore because she doesn't like to swim. So thankfully we may be spared seeing her in a swim costume. SJ doesn't like swimming . That's why there's no pool at the shitoo, but perhaps she really doesn't know how to swim. SJ also doesn't like walking/hiking, physicial activity or sports of any kind - unless it's lying on her back in bed eating bonbons.
During that January 2020 vlog, SJ also mentioned that she hadn't been to SA for 4 years because she couldn't afford te air fare. Not sure that was true and more likely she was trying to avoid Mummee. But she's definitely got the cash to flash now and is happy to jump on a plane to SA for a quick 2 day trip. It's time SJ be brought back down to earth!
Oh my stars! He is disgusting.Phillipe's first appearance on camera the day he arrives - age 23 with grey hair as Kat states - he puts on a tiara and eyes up SJ - she calls him Phillipe
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He is more and more reminding me of an old friend. She was a gifted reporter, and quit 9 to 5 when she had children to freelance. She accepted no assignment that did not involve expense account travel to Europe, which was then, as now, full of really crappy stories bad for your resumé. She took all those assignments for stupid stories because she absolutely cannot resist free travel. It is crack for people like Camelpants, who is a classic cheesy checks appeal lap dog. With a granny fetish.
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