Same here! Either I have watched far too much Selmar content that now he sounds coherent or his English has improved. Or he finally got a microphone.
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maybe they still have shares in it?? its very strange..i dont know much about the english way of things..when you sell your company here...you are not able to use its name..but by looking at it..the whole family has made a lott of money from those grannyfarms...
FYI…I’ve updated the Chateau Diaries Wiki to include information about Billy’s AWOL story in the UK Daily Mail, and also a definition of SJ’s “flying monkeys.” 
Sorry- I just saw your post after I posted- the Klingon reference... I can't... You're slaying me!!!
My Huguenot ancestors left France about 1600 and spent around 25 years in England before skedaddling to the Massachusetts Bay colony where they settled around Saco and Kennebunkport which eventually became Maine. After 200 hundred years or so, they joined the great migration west. But since this is the maternal line (mother’s mother’s mother etc) it was completely ignored by the entire family.Having slept on it, and addressing no one in particular, I'd like to establish my Huguenot street cred.
Mine left France in the 17th century after the Edict of Fontainebleu, like the first Cape Town Huguenots. Mine went thence to Scotland, where they became literate, much richer, and way more Calvinist. Protestant ethic, bien sur. Thence to County Antrim, where they became agents of British genocide. Thence to the Carolinas, where they became Presbyterian ministers perjuring themselves in courts of law to preserve slavery, and Confederate gun runners during the War Between the States. (Warn't nuthin' civil about it.)
Despite having their steamboats seized by the Union Army, having lost all their slaves and all their money in 1865, they still have Huguenot night in the incredibly snotty church they founded, in which very ancient hymns assailing the virtue of the Queen of England are still sung annually, in the 21st century, with bloodthirsty Christian gusto.
Mine are literally the meanest white people on the planet.
But I'm sure the Huguenots of Franschhoek were much nicer. Y'all win.
I'm embarrassed to say I once sent something to MP once. Postage cost twice as much as the item I sent! Never again.
My dear, he's saving his pennies to buy his dream Shitoo!
They turned the outside spotlights on once for Guy Fawkes Night and they've never been turned on again. Crazy because they looked nice!
Way to go Charlotte! Love a good discussion between friends....
I noticed that too. The tree wasn't there (although the mess from removing it was) and then it was there again. How long will that digger last, being used for all sorts of things?
Ooh that is indeed a nasty picture in my head. SJ should buy a safe to keep her personal/legal stuff in. Especially if there are no locks on doors? Any old thief could drop in for a visit.
That's an impressive plume in her chapeau. She's no Jesse Norman, but definitely not a Florence Foster Jenkins.
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It's interesting how so resilient a group of practically medieval Frenchies behaved so differently in diaspora. After the genocide of the Cathars -- the subject of probably the very best book I've ever read -- nobody in France who chose not to be a Catholic was ignorant of the ongoing risk. I've tried to understand the appeal of Calvin -- the best I came up with was, he finally conceded that if God's vicar on earth, the king, is a tyrant, we're allowed to overthrow him. Big mo for the Protestant reformation.My Huguenot ancestors left France about 1600 and spent around 25 years in England before skedaddling to the Massachusetts Bay colony where they settled around Saco and Kennebunkport which eventually became Maine. After 200 hundred years or so, they joined the great migration west. But since this is the maternal line (mother’s mother’s mother etc) it was completely ignored by the entire family.
He was also a French lawyer. If you're a fan of the French and their dazzling rhetoric, you too could convert.
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More like a puffed up plume in her chapeau @Le Baiseur
Clara said..they ruined those lights..and never fixed them..obvious..
And this is what SJ and Squirrel Camelpants will be seeing on safari. I hope any lions have been well fed before they see those two or they might be supper! Or not, not much muscle on either of them so not much of a main course, maybe an entree?Ohh ffsake that is one mighty big head
And I think SSB is responsible for all the hair flopping and beanies
That’s all you can pull - in the middle of nowhere - their like a bunch of liquorice all sorts …. Of Shite
Wonder how safari is going ??
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Not a good start to 2022, but stay strong and it will get better. Glad we could give you some laughs.
Why not cut firewood instead of have a bonfire? if you have too much firewood already you could offer for locals to come and take it away.
Or adjusted his intake of wacky weed.
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