The Body Coach #2 Joe gets right on my wicks

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Persephonehasreturned

Joe looks like he’s trying to work a rough patch out of the middle of Marley’s forehead in those stories. He’s massively lacking in the gentle touch, poor baby!

I suspect that the water Rosie is pouring in isn’t actually overly hot but instead Indie has been sat for quite a while in an incredibly cold bath and the warmth took her by surprise. Not great in itself but I don’t think Rosie is so stupid as to pour boiling hot water on her toddler.

*increasingly not incredibly.
 
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Sp20191

Headintheclouds82 said:
My youngest is 5. He is clawing at the bit the second he leaves school and wants to know what’s to eat. If I’ve not had time to make something it’s got to be something quick or easy because he is so hungry!!
So indie is up from 7.30 ish and eats her last meal at 8pm. So in 12.5 hours she’s given three things and no snacks.
why does he not give her her evening meal at 5 like normal kids and then offer her supper at 8?

no because it doesn’t fit into his routine of them eating their evening meal and sharing a bleeping gin together with weird music in the background.
give the kid an iPad, a birds eye fish finger and a couple of birds eye potato waffles joe 😂

she will end up being like a girl I went to school with. Her family were really strict about what she was allowed to eat. They controlled everything to the letter. She rebelled the minute she left high school and was literally mainlining bleeping E numbers and beige foods because she felt like she had missed out.
A little bit of something isn’t a bad thing.
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Mine are 10 and 6 and have tea at 4pm in the week! Any later and they are devil children 😂🙈
 
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DigitalA

So one moment Joe is telling us there is always time for exercise, and lack of time is just a figment of our imagination.

The next moment he's saying he skipped a work out for a g&t and FOUR slices of marmalade toast?!
Have some respect, and empathy for the people who have forked out for your plan (and funded your lifestyle!) Who are at home watching that and trying to stay on track with their diets and probably feeling inadequate. prick.
 
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Thread suggestion: Rosie's off for brunch, Indie's desperate for lunch but Joe's busy doing his 10,000th ab crunch
 
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Rlulu67

Hahahaa who’s he trying to kid with these new lights ... those comparison vids just show that he turned to big light off!
 
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Chunkymunky

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DigitalA said:
So one moment Joe is telling us there is always time for exercise, and lack of time is just a figment of our imagination.

The next moment he's saying he skipped a work out for a g&t and FOUR slices of marmalade toast?!
Have some respect, and empathy for the people who have forked out for your plan (and funded your lifestyle!) Who are at home watching that and trying to stay on track with their diets and probably feeling inadequate. prick.
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He’s just trying to be “relatable” and “human”.... same way as buying another ridiculously expensive motorbike just so he’s not a loner and his dad or bro can join him is sooo relatable 🥱
 
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varyingborders

varyingborders

Headintheclouds82 said:
My youngest is 5. He is clawing at the bit the second he leaves school and wants to know what’s to eat. If I’ve not had time to make something it’s got to be something quick or easy because he is so hungry!!
So indie is up from 7.30 ish and eats her last meal at 8pm. So in 12.5 hours she’s given three things and no snacks.
why does he not give her her evening meal at 5 like normal kids and then offer her supper at 8?

no because it doesn’t fit into his routine of them eating their evening meal and sharing a bleeping gin together with weird music in the background.
give the kid an iPad, a birds eye fish finger and a couple of birds eye potato waffles joe 😂

she will end up being like a girl I went to school with. Her family were really strict about what she was allowed to eat. They controlled everything to the letter. She rebelled the minute she left high school and was literally mainlining bleeping E numbers and beige foods because she felt like she had missed out.
A little bit of something isn’t a bad thing.
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The first thing my 6yo says when I pick him up at hometime is “what’s for tea?” and they’re straight in to the fruit bowl before I’ve even closed the front door behind us!!
 
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Claudius43

Claudius43

Sln2404 said:
Who eats 4 slices of toast as a snack? He’s got an eating disorder.
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Notice he can have 4 slices with marmalade on but indie can’t have any full stop? If he’s still hungry after all he’s eaten, she will be too and she just gets sent to bed probably still starving!
 
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Brummiebird

Thread suggestion ;

Meanin15 : Indie’s desperate for grub, Rosie’s on Pornhub. Joe’s still getting on our wick, he really is quite the prick!
 
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Borntorun

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Is this it?! Indie’s dinner? Six bits of pasta, some quiche and kale?! My eleven month old ate an entire bowl of pasta for tea, with a ham and veg sauce plus a second mini bowl full of peas and then a yoghurt. No wonder the poor girl is starving!!
 

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Borntorun said:
Is this it?! Indie’s dinner? Six bits of pasta, some quiche and kale?! My eleven month old ate an entire bowl of pasta for tea, with a ham and veg sauce plus a second mini bowl full of peas and then a yoghurt. No wonder the poor girl is starving!!
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Not to mention the bowl of crispy kale she was inhaling before hand. Why can’t they feed her at a decent time and some proper kid food
 
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Squarehole

Squarehole

Why do you never see a negative comment on any of his posts ? Everyone adores him 🤔

Maybe all those who think he is a clown are just sensible and don't follow or watch him 😂

I did unfollow him but can't help but look 😬
 
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