The Apprentice UK

[Oohthedrama]

Anyone watching!? It’s not like it used to be but it’s a guilty pleasure
I think it starts on Wednesday week!

The Apprentice will air weekly on Wednesdays at 9pm on BBC One , from Wednesday October 2, followed by You're Fired on BBC Two

The contestants!!!!

 

[Sabbie]

I'll be ready for it with my qbittorrent.

 

[Porkiepies]

I was just going to make a thread for this! They all seem quite young this year....or I'm getting to that age where everyone seems younger than me.

 

[Oohthedrama]

How many are there to bump their insta profile

 

[Lars Guinard]

How many are there to bump their insta profile

Oh that Lottie Lion one definitely is...she has been preparing for The Apprentice by boosting her insta presence by rolling about in her underwear on Range Rover bonnets (bonnetts as posh Lottie captions them)...Lord, help me!
Also, Lottie Lion sounds like a CBeebies character or a name the Meldrums would use.

Jemelin seems the best out of a bunch of parodies...I barely made it through the Matt Edmondson interview thing.

 

[raynorxo]

I love this program so much and looking forward to their amazing go getting quotes of being the biggest brained fish in the chip shop and being not one but a ten trick pony with a field of ponies with everything they touch turning to sold criiiiiiiiinge!!!!!

 

[Orangecat]

Oh that Lottie Lion one definitely is...she has been preparing for The Apprentice by boosting her insta presence by rolling about in her underwear on Range Rover bonnets (bonnetts as posh Lottie captions them)...Lord, help me!
Also, Lottie Lion sounds like a CBeebies character or a name the Meldrums would use.

Jemelin seems the best out of a bunch of parodies...I barely made it through the Matt Edmondson interview thing.

HA look at this for a facetune FAIL

 

[Porkiepies]

I can't wait for team names to be revealed. Nebula and Connexus were my favourite WTF names.

Lottie Lion looks like a fun character

 

[Emoji]

The Apprentice is my guilty pleasure. I've been watching since the early series. I didn't realise it was starting so soon.
The best contestant ever was Stuart Baggs, his one liners were
My personal favourite was 'i'm not a one trick pony. Or a ten trick pony. I'm a whole field of ponies running towards this job'
God rest his soul

 

[Hales75]

I can’t wait! I love watching this! The bitching and finger pointing is awesome!!!!!

 

[raynorxo]

HA look at this for a facetune FAIL

Lottie is “lion” that she has a perfect bum. Hope her boardroom skills are better than her photoshop ones

 

[Youtubegossip]

Love the apprentice. Miss nick and Margaret

 

[Oohthedrama]

Yeay!! Glad we have so many so far
Half the fun is bitching about the contestants

 

[StephenTJackson]

I’ve watched the show since Series 1, and the contestants have got more ridiculous with the absolute shite that comes out of them year on year. It’s also got worse as a show year on year I think for the past 5 years +. It’s not what it used to be, but I kind of can’t stop watching.

Jason will always be one the most iconic candidates for me, his abdication as PM was legendary, as well as him selling that caravan and bowing to Lord Sugar.

 

[Youtubegossip]

I’ve watched the show since Series 1, and the contestants have got more ridiculous with the absolute shite that comes out of them year on year. It’s also got worse as a show year on year I think for the past 5 years +. It’s not what it used to be, but I kind of can’t stop watching.

Jason will always be one the most iconic candidates for me, his abdication as PM was legendary, as well as him selling that caravan and bowing to Lord Sugar.

The ten whole chickens for ten pizzas ( forget the number but they order a whole chicken per pizza) task was my favourite

 

[raynorxo]

I liked the kids one. They had more common sense that most of the adults put together.
Wonder what happened to those pretentious little darhhhhhlings?!

Love the apprentice. Miss nick and Margaret

Nicks looks over his glasses. He was the best! I do love Claude though.

 

[StephenTJackson]

The ten whole chickens for ten pizzas ( forget the number but they order a whole chicken per pizza) task was my favourite

Oh my God yes. What a shambles!

 

[Orangecat]

worst thing to come out of TA is Katy bleeping Racist Hopkins

 

[Lars Guinard]

Raef Bjayou has apparently turned into a living waxwork!

Raef is definitely one of my favourites. I always forget that Saira Khan was on The Apprentice.
Ooh Susan Ma “Are the French very fond of their children?”

Sad fact, each year I take part The Apprentice game, you get assigned a contestant at random, change your profile pic to this character and respond as you think the character would...I think I might just extend it to my tattling

 

[raynorxo]

Raef Bjayou has apparently turned into a living waxwork!

Raef is definitely one of my favourites. I always forget that Saira Khan was on The Apprentice.
Ooh Susan Ma “Are the French very fond of their children?”

Sad fact, each year I take part The Apprentice game, you get assigned a contestant at random, change your profile pic to this character and respond as you think the character would...I think I might just extend it to my tattling

All of this is hilarious
Definitely going to check out the game too. I’m fired!