Classic richie howey:
We were only trying to save you money, and the ASA didn’t want us to help you save money *Fake tears and sniff sniff* (cunts had too much colombian marching powder)
ASA: You were misleading people by fraudulently claiming there was a “limited” time offer you were “waiving the sign up fee”, when in fact that was a ploy (and an ill designed one) to attract more people to sign up, and make you more money.
richie howey: I apologise to absolutely nobody!!! Not even my tit head of brand who probably cringes that the ASA keeps rumbling my attempts to scam more people into crappy contracts for a crap service they will regret signing up for!!
Ps anyone want a barbell that cost us £1.50 to buy, is branded with our old branding and we’ll sell to you at a mark up of 1,500%???
C’mon you’re all bleeping weapons if you don’t buy bad quality equipment from me?!