Tanya & Tasha #48 Tash is ready for spring while Tan is still waiting for a wedding ring.

[Maggie28]

Why does she buy so much shite. Where does she store it all

She is in a 3 bedroom house, don’t think either of her daughters live there, because their rooms are now storage rooms! For all the tit she buys.

 

[Crazymum]

Potentially exciting future plans. Wtf is she on about. Maybe she’s eventually getting that divorce!

 

[FakeAF]

Why does she buy so much shite. Where does she store it all

The dresser that’s crammed between her staircase and lounge door.

Also I don’t even think Barry Norman watched as much TV as our Trash! What a life ehh?

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Wonder what Tans plans are wedding? New house with more room for more shite?? So exciting that she had to get takeaway

 

[MyWorld]

Kebab? No stuffed pasta bolognese? Knew she wouldn’t stick to the menu planner! Exciting plans? wedding bells? All in hand, Really Tan, how much truth is in any of that post!?

 

[Happyholly]

Kebab? No stuffed pasta bolognese? Knew she wouldn’t stick to the menu planner! Exciting plans? wedding bells? All in hand, Really Tan, how much truth is in any of that post!?

Wedding bells are already in hand?!? Are they Tanzi?!? You're not even divorced! Get that in hand, you daft cow!

 

[Sunflowerpod]

I have heard it all now, a spring prawn cocktail!!
duck off, and get a life.

Do prawns spring into action in spring eg; end of February

 

[Nayalove96]

I think tanzis wedding dress will be a giGANTICCCCC EB lettuce leaf with doc martins hehe

 

[Sunflowerpod]

Wedding will be a cozy date night in

 

[SquiggleWiggle]

Do prawns spring into action in spring eg; end of February

They do as soon as our Tasha has a tall spring in her eye

 

[Maggie28]

Kebab? No stuffed pasta bolognese? Knew she wouldn’t stick to the menu planner! Exciting plans? wedding bells? All in hand, Really Tan, how much truth is in any of that post!?

I hope it’s come done with me

 

[littlemissgiggles]

I hope it’s come done with me

Gormless Del whipping out a 10 card before she's even put the M&S ready meal in the microwave.
"Delicious honey "

 

[Oohthatsgood]

She’s probably somehow managed to get a mortgage on some massive house, just for the gram, to show off how posh and upperclasse she is and how much better she is than everyone else. She’ll be flouting about in her big newbuild like Mrs bucket with her lettuce plates and unopened bottles of wine what the duck even see them plates? Who on earth would want something so tacky. That’s like something from a car boot lmfao

 

[Jellysnake]

Do prawns spring into action in spring eg; end of February

Brilliant Do you think the thick cow will be having oysters for Valentine's day and start quoting how you should only eat them in the western hemisphere on months with an R in them !!

 

[JoJo81]

Don’t you have to be divorced to be remarried? I bet the exciting news really isn’t that exciting she’s a boring cow who calls a night in a date night

 

[Belleboo]

@Badger has she asked for a divorce yet? I thought wedding plans or a house too, tell us via hastags if you can’t on here

 

[Mitzymooface]

Trash is really dialling it up with the Nigella recipe

 

[MyWorld]

taking photos of one of her “ladies” houses - AGAIN

 

[JoJo81]

Why is tash trying to imply she lives in a cottage when it’s not even her house the sad bint

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Who will be first