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PMSLHeres how the night will go......Control freak Tash will lay out everyones clothes on the bed, she will herself be wearing something to show off her massive camel toe paired with a cheap Primark top (For Tanyas benefit) The obligatory bedroom mirror photo with little madam and her spoilt smirky face will appear. She will no doubt have a babyish dress on as per usual. James won't be on the photo but he might have one with donkey kong dad on the garden. But categorically not his mum. Ok.
Drinks and snacks will be enjoyed by all....On a tray in the living room. This family dont believe in saving themselves for a nice meal remember.
The car selfie will be uploaded next and it will be unflattering as usual with 10 snapchat filters and 4 instagram filters. She will make donkey kong look ridiculous as she always seems to use a filter where he has snapchat earrings on. And Tashas guacamoley mole will be in the pic too. And her 9 chins. They will arrive at said restaurant and it will be somewhere Tanya has already been so Tanya will come on (even though shes supposedly blind atm) and comment 'sooo spoooky as her and del boy went there' and Tash will comment back something passive aggressive. Tash will take photos of the toilet, the bar stool, the pepper grinder, the fire exit, the ketchup sachets, the kitchen, the beer pump and the table number before she allows anyone to order. She will order a candy gloss prosecco (borrinngggg now) and they will all do a cheers boomerang. The food will come and Tash will arrange neatly to take a photo of everyone's meal except James cos hes hard as fuck and puts his foot down. Ive always noticed on the meals out theres only every 3 pics of meals. Good on him for not standing for it. Then some drunk pics close up of the guacamoley again and hubs and little madam will be uploaded saying what a great time they have had and tagging the place and the waiter and the barman in hopes for a free meal next time. Oh dont forget she would of obvs told them its their 17th wedding anniversary (like you do when its for yourself Not) so they will bring out a pudding and a sparkler and happy anniversary will be written in some kind of sauce. Donkey kong is in the shitter at this point cos hes embarresed so hes liking a few more young girls pics on the grid. Then they will arrive home anf tge obligatory feet up on sofa pic will appear with sweets and popcorn and they will be watching a film. Hubs choice of course. And space themed cos he likes all of them. Much more than his brother Del. Last pic before bed. Of the bed. For a change.
I was just about to post the same thing!What the fuck is a croissant casserole
Wish I could see this, she’s blocked me for some reason? Obviously blocking people who don’t interact with her. I only followed her for daily entertainment, now where am I gonna get that from?What on earth is that on Tanya’s table? CROISSANT CASSEROLE
I don’t think I can take anymore of her meal ideas
Ah I see!! One posts something and the other seems to post virtually the same thing a bit laterSister in laws .on Instagram they love each other but are passive aggressive on comments ... reality they can’t stand each other
I teach cooking to kids - we made a similar one to that - vileWhat on earth is that on Tanya’s table? CROISSANT CASSEROLE
I don’t think I can take anymore of her meal ideas
wish i could see, she won’t accept my request to follow herErghhh tanya! WTF No wonder del boy aint put a a ring on it! That looks vile!
Omg I am distraught. Reading through the comments and have realised It’s the exact bottle I picked up tonight. I’m drinking a glass as I am reading - Wow spookyOh my god who called it on the bottle of frexinate??!! Or however you spell it!!!
I’m not sure Tash realises Miller and Carter is a huge chain? ‘This new local restaurant’ ‘so classy’ ‘Never tasted steak like it’ you can tell she normally eats McDonald’s, she’s acting like it’s Michelin starred hun
Haha i said this would happen.....Happy anniversary written in chocolateOh godthe holding hands over the table and ‘happy anniversary ‘ written in chocolate! She’s utterly predictable, everyone called it on here...just waiting for the pics to follow and tash didn’t disappoint
God I wish someone would comment this on the postIn the picture of her pyjamas where have the orchid flowers come from? Has she actually ripped them off Donkey Kong’s present just to get the perfect shot or has she been rooting around in the loft after their perfect date night to find the box labelled “pretend eternity orchid flowers”
I’d be blocked immediately and then I’d never get to find out what film they’re going to watch tonight while their roast is cookingGod I wish someone would comment this on the postnot like she would reply it would just be DELETE but I’d actually love to know!!
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