Tanya & Tasha #37 tash, tan & the twins, in the battle of Instagram nobody wins.

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Well done to @JoJo81 for thread title.
It’s birthday week of Taco and Onlsow aka
Hubby and H2B aka oh my god I can’t remember their names.
The gruesome twosome.
Tanya and Tasha are ready for battle, it’s the birthday of these two “men”
Who they seem to try and out do each other with.
It’s also Valentine’s Day, pancake day and Chinese New Year.
We have a lot to look forward too.
Hold on to your tea cups and pull up a chair.
This is going to be fun.
#wedidntknow refers to Tanya getting a hot tub and not using it for 4 months. Then it disappeared and we haven’t seen it since August.
Yes Trasha’s kitchen is that dirty. None of us can believe she still tags home inspo on her posts but what can we do.
Trasha has also been making unkind comments about her own son.
Tanya buys ready meals and off loads them into her EB dinner plates. And pretends she is the perfect W2B, we all know she isn’t.
She has had 6 takeaways since Christmas.
They both still shop hop.
They both clearly read here, Trasha is walking more and even having meat free meals.
Tanya doesn’t walk and doesn’t even walk her dogs, she just gets up and opens the back door.
Her garden is probably full of dog poo.
Trasha still only works an hour a week but does 5 days a month of accounts. We don’t know if she thinks flicking through a TV guide is code for doing the accounts.
She seems to think she works for ITV or maybe she is hoping to get a slot on This morning talking about the latest tv shows.
She hasn’t watched a film in about a week.
Tanya is still spending.
So enjoy thread 37.
Feel free to add.


What grown man has a birthday eve???


Ding ding round one....
menu boards....
Tanya wins, she has balloons.
 
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Oh it’s my phone it’s changed it. Sorry. I do need new glasses.
Does anyone know how we can change it?
 
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Tan's bolognese is so heavenly tonight she's hashtagged it twice.
 
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Excellent sum up as always thanks Maggie and great thread title too JoJo.
Ladies and gent pull up your chairs for this months shitshow!
Both their meals tonight look wank but miraculously Tan has managed to cook and not ordered a take away and as previously pointed out Tash is having no meat so well done T&T
None of them have mentioned feeding their kids obvs!
 
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OrangeUtan 🦧 having a dig at Trash coz she can stay at home cozy! Lol won’t be long and you’ll be at home cozy out of a job oh Orange one! Lol
She knows valentine's is one day and not a month long event, right? Why does every (debatable) significant date through the year need to become such an obsession for her?
 
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She knows valentine's is one day and not a month long event, right? Why does every (debatable) significant date through the year need to become such an obsession for her?
Because neither of them have anything in their lives to be getting on with. It’s a massive public scream of unknowingly announcing their lack of life. Constantly pushing for the next thing. Be it season, birthday, holiday, shopping trip, poo log, meal photos etc. It’s very sad!
 
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How can 2 middle aged women be so pathetic!

Both had pasta last night, both watched The Drowning, both have Love cushions on their beds!
 
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Do you reckon the “kiddies” got exclusive access to the freezer?!
 
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Poo log
 
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How many times does 🦧 have to say H2B? Why can’t she just use his name like normal people? I’m actually embarrassed for her & cringe every time I see it
 
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Tan spends fortunes on pointless shite yet uses cheapo perfume I bet it smells like pee and how tragic is tash displaying her Poundland knock off emma bridgewater in her dresser they both make me cringe
 
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I’m not sure why cause I know what they’re like and it was expected but this valentines shit is really, really pissing me off this year. It just seems so trivial and I know everyone is doing anything they can to feel better, I don’t begrudge anybody a little happiness especially at the moment. But these two aren’t doing it for some happiness they genuinely don’t care about what is happening in the world. As long as them, ‘their men’ and occasionally their kids are ok they couldn’t give a shite! It’s depressing.
 
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Never mind Valentines Day, today is Groundhog Day. The same day over and over again. Not as if they need to think of a theme for that - they’re already doing it. Shop- hopping, stuffing their faces, watching all the films and TV shows, day in, day out
 
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This month is going to be nauseating with these two. First of the month and the love cushions were out Do they know it’s one (over hyped, over commercialised, money making) day and not a whole month? It’s absolutely pathetic! I’m in my mid 20s and only been married 5 years and we do acknowledge valentines in some way, but we’ll most likely be sharing a takeaway and a bottle of wine in front of the tv like most people! I won’t be going out buying bloody cushions, bunting, themed napkins and Christ knows what else. I’ll buy my husband a bottle of whisky on the weekly shop and that’ll be it. They clearly have nothing else going on in their lives with the way they overhype everything like a pair of teenagers!
 
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Agreed! Why do they have to take everything so bloody far?!? It screams that there is issues in their relationship. I mean us tattlers know there is but even Stevie Wonder could see something is amiss if you have to go to this level for Valentines day!
 
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Think I just nearly passed out. Trash has done nearly 14000 steps. Are my eyes deceiving me??!
 
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