I can show you the garden
Cleaning, cooking and crap
Tell me, slothy, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Show you our hoarding delights
Over, sideways and under
In our soooo cute chest freezer
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us, "No"
Or where to go
Unless we’re going shopping!!
A whole new world
A unusual place I never knew
But when I'm sooo out there
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
I can show you the garden
Cleaning, cooking and crap
Tell me, slothy, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Show you our hoarding delights
Over, sideways and under
In our soooo cute chest freezer
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us, "No"
Or where to go
Unless we’re going shopping!!
A whole new world
A unusual place I never knew
But when I'm sooo out there
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
If anyone is jealous of anyone it’s orangutan jealous of Tasha. I’ve never known anyone to always make it out like they’re sooo much better than another family member than that fool. Guess Tasha has the ashford willy on lock down (supposedly, being married and all) while orangutan had to beg and plead for her H2B (Absolutely howling at Tanya's toast soldier sticking out of her egg like thatcan tell I've got cabin fever!!!
Also are Tasha's kids unable to drink regular water? Not sugary enough I guess!
Also, Tanya's hashtag of "#usuallyoutofbedatsillyoclock" as if to say 'eughhhh we are SO normally never this lazy unlike tasha who is also having breakfast at this time, just so you know ladies'
Good on you!! Think we should get some screen shots as proof of her going outBit shocked she ran out of diluting juice to be honest, the woman probably has shelves of it in one of her shedsif we run out, we drink water ya know considering it's a healthier option than using a sugar filled syrup especially since you have a kid with braces in the house secretly hope 🦧 egg spilled over her new bedding this morning and ruined it. Still hoping accidentally gets thrown in the skip!
Wait til you see, she'll be down the shops today doing a top up shop of diluting juice, biscuits and sweeties
Also I'm reporting 🦧 to public health/police for going out when she's supposed to be, in her words "self-isolating"she's been out in the past two weeks and if she started on 19th march, today would be the first day out of isolation. These two cunts are the reason lockdown will be extended because they're fucking spreaders
*edit* I'd just like to say I'm not a grass & I know snitches get stitches especially where I'm from but Tanya doesn't deserve to swan about potentially carrying coronavirus. Sorry not even sorry.
And like her personality.🦧 new bedroom looks cheap, bland and boring like her and the rest of her house!
I've taken screenshots I think will be proof, mentioning her whole house being under self isolation and then walking to waitrose less than two weeks later and then dropping food off to her family. Like I get that everyone is struggling right now and all but if you think you're sick you shouldn't be going out at all! If someone like Tanya or Trasha gives it to my dad who will die if he contracts it, I'll want bloodGood on you!! Think we should get some screen shots as proof of her going out
I have screen shots too!! Yes. It is. Someone here in South Africa was arrested for attempted murder after going out while being positive for Covid19. I would want blood too if someone gave someone I loved the virus just so they could go get chocolate and crap!!! Infuriating. She blatantly said they were coughing and had fevers and had to self isolate. Those are two huge symptoms for CV.I've taken screenshots I think will be proof, mentioning her whole house being under self isolation and then walking to waitrose less than two weeks later and then dropping food off to her family. Like I get that everyone is struggling right now and all but if you think you're sick you shouldn't be going out at all! If someone like Tanya or Trasha gives it to my dad who will die if he contracts it, I'll want bloodIf you knowingly pass on a disease that could kill someone and it does, it's the same as manslaughter. Just saying
She hasn’t got CV, it’s all a bloody show for insta! Nothing wrong with her at all, too up here self to be bothered about anyone else anyway. She hasn’t been tested, or showing any symptoms. Just a let me jump on the band wagon and hope I get lots of sympathetic “ oh poor you, hope your ok etc”And of course orangutan has gone to drop off Easter treats. St orangutan of Hailsham
I have screen shots too!! Yes. It is. Someone here in South Africa was arrested for attempted murder after going out while being positive for Covid19. I would want blood too if someone gave someone I loved the virus just so they could go get chocolate and crap!!! Infuriating. She blatantly said they were coughing and had fevers and had to self isolate. Those are two huge symptoms for CV.
I've taken screenshots I think will be proof, mentioning her whole house being under self isolation and then walking to waitrose less than two weeks later and then dropping food off to her family. Like I get that everyone is struggling right now and all but if you think you're sick you shouldn't be going out at all! If someone like Tanya or Trasha gives it to my dad who will die if he contracts it, I'll want bloodIf you knowingly pass on a disease that could kill someone and it does, it's the same as manslaughter. Just saying
yes but according to her posts she said they had to self isolate. So even if she is lying, she deserves everything that is coming her way. You don’t go on a public forum, state you are having symptoms and have to self isolate, and then go out!She hasn’t got CV, it’s all a bloody show for insta! Nothing wrong with her at all, too up here self to be bothered about anyone else anyway. She hasn’t been tested, or showing any symptoms. Just a let me jump on the band wagon and hope I get lots of sympathetic “ oh poor you, hope your ok etc”
Cough & fever are symptomsShe hasn’t got CV, it’s all a bloody show for insta! Nothing wrong with her at all, too up here self to be bothered about anyone else anyway. She hasn’t been tested, or showing any symptoms. Just a let me jump on the band wagon and hope I get lots of sympathetic “ oh poor you, hope your ok etc”
Report her regardless. She said she was experiencing symptoms. And still went out. Rather be safe than sorry!! She is even dumb enough to put her address on Instagram so you’ll need to scroll to find it (it’s the plaque picture!!)Cough & fever are symptomstherefore we are to assume she or someone in the house could have had it or does have it especially where cases can be asymptomatic. If she wants to be an attention seeker that's absolutely grand, however by flouting govt guidelines she's putting people at risk. But thanks for letting us know that you dont want her reported.
When did I say I didn’t want her reported? Feel free too, I was saying she doesn’t have it, she is just attention seekingCough & fever are symptomstherefore we are to assume she or someone in the house could have had it or does have it especially where cases can be asymptomatic. If she wants to be an attention seeker that's absolutely grand, however by flouting govt guidelines she's putting people at risk. But thanks for letting us know that you dont want her reported.
Whys Badger getting an attitude? Must be Tanya's son and the Tanya in him is coming out
Nearly made me spat out my water(clear tasteless liquid that comes from taps 🦧 and 🦥)
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