Recap of key joke parts of the new vlog to save everyone the chore of watching this uninspiring, unmotivating clown show:
blurry footage throughout this vlog is one of many lazy elements, including scenes of her in bed in her sister’s attic looking she says she washed her hair the night before and then lifts sections of lank hair that look greasy and matted
equally as lazy is the way she speaks - at parts she can’t even be bothered to finish her thought or sentence and literally says ‘I need to get the train and blah blah blah’, who says that? Same with her obsession with saying ‘LOL’ as an actual phrase in real conversations.
also, she uses no doubt gifted la mer skincare at the start of the video but skincare brands sending her free products in the hope of promoting the products is a joke, her skin looks progressively worse which each new vlog
then some more awkward and unflattering camera angles (where she looks kind of looks like a mix between handsome squidward and Rasputin - the whole siblings or couple meme applies so well to her and Dirty lately) of her at Brighton station complaining about how she forgot ‘her most important card’ in a whining child’s voice
And talking with her mouth full of free hotel chocolate and showing a hotel tour with camera brightness at blinding 1000+
Rest of the vlog of her alone in her Paris hotel room is just her on the floor, completely blurry camera footage and then all of a sudden she’s acting overly animated and OTT obnoxious out of no where screaming over the hotel closet. That’s literally the vlog from luxury times top 100 infkuenzer. I can’t.
blurry footage throughout this vlog is one of many lazy elements, including scenes of her in bed in her sister’s attic looking she says she washed her hair the night before and then lifts sections of lank hair that look greasy and matted
equally as lazy is the way she speaks - at parts she can’t even be bothered to finish her thought or sentence and literally says ‘I need to get the train and blah blah blah’, who says that? Same with her obsession with saying ‘LOL’ as an actual phrase in real conversations.
also, she uses no doubt gifted la mer skincare at the start of the video but skincare brands sending her free products in the hope of promoting the products is a joke, her skin looks progressively worse which each new vlog
then some more awkward and unflattering camera angles (where she looks kind of looks like a mix between handsome squidward and Rasputin - the whole siblings or couple meme applies so well to her and Dirty lately) of her at Brighton station complaining about how she forgot ‘her most important card’ in a whining child’s voice
And talking with her mouth full of free hotel chocolate and showing a hotel tour with camera brightness at blinding 1000+
Rest of the vlog of her alone in her Paris hotel room is just her on the floor, completely blurry camera footage and then all of a sudden she’s acting overly animated and OTT obnoxious out of no where screaming over the hotel closet. That’s literally the vlog from luxury times top 100 infkuenzer. I can’t.
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it’s as if she hasn’t eaten in days, manically shoves something in her mouth and goes mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmm it’s so good!! had to finish watching that video then and there. Also if I hear her say one more time luggages I will go insane. Tamara, luggage is an uncountable noun and not used in plural. So please stop saying luggages. It’s luggage 
also, she mentioned that some people commented that her Vlogmas is not very christmassy, and confessed to not really loving Christma.
