Syd and Ell #14 Both got us snoring from being so boring

[leonie19932]

“Ocean August Straughn” well done tattlers!!! we’re just too good

 

[Instafamousssss]

syd says all that about effort In friendships but I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that molly Mae makes no effort with her but she’s still happy to bumlick her at every given opportunity…. Funny that!

 

[aaliyahplz]

That nursery is so dull and boring but I expect nothing less from someone with the personality of a wooden plank

"a mummy and osh chill day" you've known each other like 10 days relax

 

[Lollyy]

I know people said molly mae is in for a shock, but I think syd really is in for a shock.

 

[AllTheDramaMick]

Syd is fully forcing the pout on every photo she’s posting of herself since the birth. Almost as if she’s implying Ocean’s got her lips.. Hun yours are bought, your kids are natural and clearly from Dad’s side

Rachel Leary commented ‘she’s got your lips’ on her insta post and it made me crease cause ocean doesn’t have overfilled botched lips ffs

 

[bitsandpieces]

Just saw on Tiktok that a small business made her a print and she viewed their story of it but didn’t like it or comment anything

Obviously it’s quite ignorant of her and wouldn’t taken a second to like but also she didn’t ask for it and i do find if a bit weird when these small businesses just make prints of people without being asked and entirely unprovoked tbh!

 

[missy37284]

can’t believe she’s really called ocean

 

[aaliyahplz]

This is actually laughable babe you did NOT sell out the products of someone with 400 million followers just because you posted it on your story haahah “oops” View attachment 2021711

She has severe main character syndrome I can’t wait for when influencing becomes a redundant career and she realises she is nothing special

 

[Lollyy]

Hope ell gets engaged tomorrow

 

[br0wser]

Syd keeping Drunk Elephant in business AS WELL AS Rare Beauty now, wow what a hero xx

 

[Cc_2345]

She really is a gorgeous baby! I’m sorry to say it but Mollymaes Bambi is one ugly baby. Maybe she’ll grow into her looks but I can’t help but think how much worse it makes it if your name is Bambi AND you end up being ugly
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Isn’t it so sad?! Fair enough it’s still a nursery but can you imagine 3+ year old Ocean seeing fun, playful looking friends rooms and then going back to her own beige lacklustre room. It actually makes me upset to think about a literal child being denied colour and excitement.

No sorry how can you call a innocent little baby ugly that’s vile

 

[justbrowsingnjudging]

Syd is the type of person to interrupt her babies first words

 

[Kja3232]

Sorry guys but this isnt mumsnet, can the topic be brought back round to Syd / Ell / even Molly instead of parenting conflict and decision making

omg yessss finally someone said it. Maybe it's cause I'm not a mum but people droning on about the breast feeding/formula feeding argument is the most boring topic ever as long as a baby is fed and healthy who cares.

I'm here for the gossip not parenting techniques

 

[Longtimesnooper]

Is ocean unisex? Cos to me it's not even a name for an actual human

 

[xbxbx]

Syd is fully forcing the pout on every photo she’s posting of herself since the birth. Almost as if she’s implying Ocean’s got her lips.. Hun yours are bought, your kids are natural and clearly from Dad’s side

 

[daisychainx]

Okay I will give it to her, the picture of her with her nan and Ocean compared to the one with her mum and her is very sweet. It must be very difficult wishing her mum was there to see her new baby.

 

[roryangel]

She said “before you tattle bitches pipe up!!”

omg can’t get over how passive aggressive she is hahaha

also, “she’s gonna love it like her mama” is so weird to me, what if she doesn’t like it? she can’t tell you either way because she’s a BABY basically saying “she’s gonna have to like it because i want to be just like molly mae and bambi xxx”

 

[br0wser]

How many pictures do Emily and Syd have together yet she’s purposely cropped Molly out lol

God she is so petty. I really hope her baby is born on Ell’s birthday

 

[sydneymae]

‘Enjoying the new born bubble’ aka sitting scrolling through social media, editing the video to make it YouTube perfect to get the views. Planning exactly what time and date she’ll announce the name, show the first photo blah blah blah. And let’s not forget looking through tattle and making a black list against the first person to have guessed the name

HAHAH your comment has just made me picture this as Syd currently:

 

[pinkypops]

IMAGINE if on Ell's birthday, Syd posted a photo of Ell holding the baby and put like 'Happy Birthday Auntie Ell so glad to have you back in our lives blah blah blah'... now that would get her the engagement she is CRAVING

Never going to happen but from a PR POV that would be great for them, also Ell's socials are hanging on for dear life so that would help her too