Supertanskiii #3 “I'm so anti-Tory, I opened my craft beer with a hammer and sickle”

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I am also boycotting QT because I can't be arsed to watch it.

Tan probably puts "called Johnny Mercer 'Johnny Minge' " on her CV.

 

[Grifty Mc]

I’m sure the food that puts you most at risk of E. coli is pre-prepared/bagged salad - even the ones marked as washed and ready to eat although don’t hold me to that lol

Yeah, I did read that years ago. It could be salad from a restaurant chain. What made me think it was that they said the majority of those impacted were young adults.

 

[gimm3more]

Yeah, I did read that years ago. It could be salad from a restaurant chain. What made me think it was that they said the majority of those impacted were young adults.

That’s true, either way Tan can piss off

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Also, cut your grass you scruff.

 

[ochebalboa]

It's actually Netanya.

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Perhaps i'm wrong but its a very middleclass name

 

[FrannyGallops]

Don’t think he has a thread and these seems to be the closest but that Femi guy is now claiming to be a journalist now. He got kicked out of the reform conference thing yesterday. I have a vague memory of him during lockdown going on a socially distanced date and playing a keyboard at some girl in a park. Did I fever dream this?

No the keyboard thing happened. He’s such an absolute dweeb. He’s one of those people (along with Jack Monroe, Supertanskii, Owen Jones etc) that are so unutterably insufferable they make me want to vote Tory, which is the exact opposite of what they’re trying to achieve.

 

[MediumLoad]

I like that they don’t release the venue details until you buy a ticket. It’s ok guys, nobody gives a shit about your party.

I reckon it's here.

I Found Tanners

 

[lilykestrel]

this quotes her as being 38 last year

Call for Tory MP who posted attack on woman over mental health to be suspended

Tan Smith, 38, was stunned after Brendan Clarke-Smith sarcastically said he was "playing the world's smallest violin" after she praised the Samaritans on Twitter

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Grifty Mc]

She is worse than Jack monroe.

 

[Grifty Mc]

I see it was the salads afterall..

 

[lilykestrel]

You know what I always find a great motivator to make things better? Vengeance. Always gets shit done.

By the way what this "everything that you do" exactly?

A combination of screaming into the void and preaching to the choir.

Down with this getting past and/or making peace with your adversity and channelling the righteous anger and important lived experience into a positive outcome, I say.

 

[ochebalboa]

The woman who throw the milkshake over Farage is an only fans user. Tan has to be careful she will possibly lose the horny centrist dads if this guy actually starts talking about politics

I meant girl lol

 

[Redvers36]

How is Tan's plan to get all the opposition parties to work together to defeat the Tories going?

 

[CookieZippy]

She's 42 or 43 I've heard.

 

[lilykestrel]

Is there an actual location/venue on there?

you have to pay £15 for a ticket to find out lol

 

[gimm3more]

Has Tan said anything about Faiza Shaheen or is she just going to ignore it and continue cheerleading for this racist and amoral party?

Tbf she liked an antisemitic tweet so nothing racist about it. But let’s wait to hear Tan’s hot take about it

 

[gimm3more]

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For a split second I hoped for a Tory landslide exit poll because that would be very funny

Is there an actual location/venue on there?

 

[gimm3more]

It was though, he would have been 10 IIRC. Kier repeating the same line with no pushback that it started in his mid-twenties...hardly childhood.

Ah I’m getting him mixed up with Starmer who said the same thing after ffs

 

[ochebalboa]

If the Suffragettes were around today, Tan would be calling them ebil terves.

She would hate them for not being feminist enough

 

[dcs34]

Same energy as Rishi saying “he went without Sky TV” - cos it wasn’t around when you were a kid! Ffs

It was though, he would have been 10 IIRC. Kier repeating the same line with no pushback that it started in his mid-twenties...hardly childhood.