Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #26

[Fillyjonk]

You say that but when that fanfic site was shared here the other week the strictly person who had most stories was Annabelle. I was very confused that she had inspired someone to write fan fiction about her.

There were only 2 stories about Nikita and 8 about her? Fanfic people are strange.

I just... what? She's a very ordinary looking woman whose husband died six months ago, what weird fucker is writing fanfic about her?

I think it's the nutter on DS who has decided to fixate on her this year.

 

[OtherMoon]

I both cooed at the adorableness and gazed lasciviously at the thighs.

While squinting at the Harry styles Pro dance I identified Vito from behind by his thighs only I was both ashamed and proud of myself all at once.

 

[jfletcher]

You say that but when that fanfic site was shared here the other week the strictly person who had most stories was Annabelle. I was very confused that she had inspired someone to write fan fiction about her.

There were only 2 stories about Nikita and 8 about her? Fanfic people are strange.

I just had a look and not only are they writing about her but they’ve written multiple stories about her and Nadiya. Is there an obsessed fan on DS who loves them both and they’re channelling that obsession into that?

On that note, which of you is responsible for the 12K fic about Layton and Nikita?

 

[Fillyjonk]

I just had a look and not only are they writing about her but they’ve written multiple stories and her and Nadiya. Is there an obsessed fan on DS who loves them both and they’re channelling that obsession into that?

On that note, which of you is responsible for the 12K fic about Layton and Nikita?

Nadiya/Annabel is a ship nobody could have foreseen.

 

[Fanny Muchmore]

I just had a look and not only are they writing about her but they’ve written multiple stories about her and Nadiya. Is there an obsessed fan on DS who loves them both and they’re channelling that obsession into that?

On that note, which of you is responsible for the 12K fic about Layton and Nikita?

The what now?

Head whips around so fast I get whiplash

 

[Boogs]

On that note, which of you is responsible for the 12K fic about Layton and Nikita?

Not me, mine would be far filthier

 

[LaBlonde]

The what now?

Head whips around so fast I get whiplash

exactly! you can’t say that and not DROP A LINK

edit: wait, is this ao3? i’m going to look right now

 

[soccergirl]

God I looked at AO3 and there is a Vito/Nikita fanfic (with some Layton imminent -also mentioning the sex podcaster!) but it only has two chapters so far. *Bookmarks to return to*

 

[LaBlonde]

God I looked at AO3 and there is a Vito/Nikita fanfic (with some Layton imminent) but it only has two chapters so far. *Bookmarks to return to*

i just saw that one

also the craig/bruno ones. i wasn’t surprised but yet also i somehow was.

 

[Fanny Muchmore]

Why do you drop this forbidden knowledge on the night I'm having an early night

Edit: the Layton/Nikita fic, NOT the Craig/Bruno

 

[jfletcher]

The what now?

Head whips around so fast I get whiplash

Nikita Kuzmin is quickly entranced by his new dance partner, and spends the night wondering how they got here.

Staring at the Ceiling - Chapter 1 - MostOfThemAreTrue - Strictly Come Dancing RPF [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

I haven’t read it so I can’t attest to the quality of the writing but enjoy!

 

[Boogs]

So was I the only pervert who checked this site out when it was shared weeks ago? I was expecting more Nikita smut if I’m honest.

 

[MidCenturyMadOne]

I used to write fan fic when I was 15/16 along with a school friend. I’d write one chapter, then she’d do the next. It was absolutely ridiculous ( and filth, I read far too much Shirley Conran and Jackie Collins back then) . I left that behind the minute I got distracted by real boys.

 

[LaBlonde]

So was I the only pervert who checked this site out when it was shared weeks ago? I was expecting more Nikita smut if I’m honest.

oh i am an ao3 connoisseur - the strictly stuff just went over my head

the sheer amount of giovanni and kai stuff doesn’t surprise me ngl.

 

[Fillyjonk]

I used to write fan fic when I was 15/16 along with a school friend. I’d write one chapter, then she’d do the next. It was absolute ridiculous ( and filth, I read far too much Shirley Conran and Jackie Collins back then) . I left that behind the minute I got distracted by real boys.

Same, until I was about 17... About characters in fandoms I care not which to share.

I cannot get on board with people writing fanfic about real life people though.

 

[coconochanel]

How about...

Shag Nikita
Marry Nikita
Nikita can shag me to death.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

oh i am an ao3 connoisseur - the strictly stuff just went over my head

the sheer amount of giovanni and kai stuff doesn’t surprise me ngl.

What, Giovanni & Kai together?!

...Not sure about that tbh

 

[jfletcher]

I cannot get on board with people writing fanfic about real life people though.

I always think about the real person accidentally stumbling on fanfic about themselves and freaking out - though I remember some of The Traitors cast going live on IG last year to read a smutty fanfic about themselves and it was admittedly hilarious.

I’m still stuck on the Annabel/Nadiya thing and what on earth prompted someone to imagine those two falling in love. Have they ever even interacted?

 

[Fillyjonk]

Shag, marry or kill:

Anton
Craig
Brendan

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

Shag, marry or kill:

Anton
Craig
Brendan

Go away and think about what you've done.

That said:

Shag Anton (yeah I know)
Marry Craig
Kill Brendan