Remember that classic Bruno line, "Nancy, you emerged looking like a queen of the night, but you dance like the walking dead" 
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Another absolute banger
I know lots of the partnerships genuinely get on well but for once I'd love a pro/celeb to say "Thank Christ that's over, he's a right hole!" on the elimination.
Just for Tess' face tbh
And another ..
Kristina and John Sargent Paso
Kristina and John Sargent Paso
Had a quick look at his Twitter on Saturday and he was spouting forward his views on immigration. Safe to say he’s looking for any sort of reaction and engagement. Prize cockwomble
"Moments of Mills and Boon and Moments of Meals on Wheels" and Bruce openly cacklingRemember that classic Bruno line, "Nancy, you emerged looking like a queen of the night, but you dance like the walking dead"
has any contestant provided such good value as Nancy (no)
I have a very similar theory thats its linked to this. I wouldnt be surprised if there is a split soon. Their first date was when he flew to venice where she was filming and they got engaged that day. All quite full on and intense. Within a matter of weeks/months hes critically ill then left with life changing injuries and dependent on assistance.
Huge change for everybody and the dynamics in the relationship.
Kevin from Grimsbys partners always seem to dump their partner after he dances with them. Maybe fannyrat has done something similar and shes re-evaluated what she wants from life and rediscovered things about herself
All complete theory but ive seen it before where couples have a big united front when something horrendous happens but one ends up resenting the change and situation but hangs on for so long as they dont want to look like the bad one for leaving.
Here’s a couple to be going on with:
And this one isn’t bad, it’s a work of insane genius:
I actually know a bit of very weak tea about her
I know for a fact that last year she was applying for minimum wage jobs.
Which probably explains why Karen has hung on by her fingernails.
Alison's American Smooth is up there as one of the best of all time, unironically for me
God love Dianne's attempt with the Simpsons dance
Edit: no, it was couple's choice, they were both at the mercy of...whatever that was
God love Dianne's attempt with the Simpsons dance
Edit: no, it was couple's choice, they were both at the mercy of...whatever that was
I’m not completely sure what he means .
Attachments
There’s this one, poor Suzanna!
Kristina? Doesnt she have a dance school?
I think it's a very wanky way of saying people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones ie don't judge if you're not perfect.
Remember that classic Bruno line, "Nancy, you emerged looking like a queen of the night, but you dance like the walking dead"
And Alesha burning Craig Kelly: “I can't believe Zoe's gone and I had to endure that. You're not as good as you think you are.”
I thought she was teaching children ballroom and Latin . Maybe that fell through ( or that I am completely wrong about the teaching ).
I don’t follow Karen so have mo idea what she does outside of strictly .
- Status