Strictly Come Dancing 2022 #18 Shirley, go home!

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literally don't know what people have against jayde. she's funny, she's a better dancer than we all thought she would be, she sang tonight. she's cool
She’s a straight fat conventionally unattractive woman who is still confident in her own body . Some people just don’t like that , same as some people would never consider voting for a gay or trans contestant . Got to keep us fattys in our place 😉

That said , I do think if Jayde was slim and dressed more feminine, she would have gone home by now . The judges patronise her because they think she’s doing her best a woman like her can. When she’s not , she’s putting performance over skills . Which is fine , but this year there’s also Ellie T and Tony in that role. I hope Jayde gets through to next week , purely because I think her and Karen’s Halloween would be entertaining, while someone like James and Amy will just be bland . But i wouldn’t be sad if she went out next week because Blackpool week should mark a step up in ability , and I don’t see her improving much more than she has because mastering the steps is the “ easy “ part , it’s the transitions that make it a dance.

Same as I wouldn’t be mad if Tony made it to Blackpool purely because he’s sort of improving week by week , so long as he is marked against his own dances and not the other competitors . Plus he’s taking it seriously, he’s trying his best , he’s taking on criticism and seems to be genuinely enjoying performing .

If I was being even more cynical ,I think Kym might need to leave before Blackpool because of the Waterloo road filming schedule 😂
 
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2 for Tony just because... its TONY... and one for Helen as she was the one I enjoyed the most tonight..

What a shitshow of an episode. I need a lie down.
 
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This was probably mentioned in an earlier thread so apologies but it really made me laugh when Amy asked James where he'd be without eastenders.
I really thought he was gonna say in prison or on drugs or something but no...scaffolding
A regular job!! 😮 The horror!!! 😱😱😭😭
 
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If James, Molly or Kym I wouldn't actually notice as I find them all forgettable. Personally I can't stand a supposed super fan like Jayde can't be arsed to learn one step. I want Will to stay in just to watch him act trying act like he's not going to punch someone giving him criticism
 
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This was probably mentioned in an earlier thread so apologies but it really made me laugh when Amy asked James where he'd be without eastenders.
I really thought he was gonna say in prison or on drugs or something but no...scaffolding
A regular job!! 😮 The horror!!! 😱😱😭😭
As a sob story, it wasn’t exactly up there was it.

if it wasn’t for Eastenders … Wobble lip… I would be … bites knuckles … working in an office …slumps to floor
 
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Balls. Bunged Tony all my votes to keep him in, then realised I probably should have sent a few to Helen. Hoping the fact she’s top of the leaderboard should keep her safe
 
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They should have given the execution of it to me. I had GREAT ideas (and I'm modest too 😉)

"Will, you will be doing the Argentine Tango to the theme tune to Luther!"
"Yes boss!"
"Tyler, you will be doing a jive to the end song to Red Dwarf!"
"What a good idea, sir!"
"Helen, you are doing a Lovely Waltz to the BBC Shipping Forecast!
"Roger that, captain!"


See? They could have smashed it!
Surely we could have had theme to Red Dwarf, tongue tied , the theme to Rimmer world , some rastabilly skank, the theme to Androids and then closed with the Ohm song 😉😂
 
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This was probably mentioned in an earlier thread so apologies but it really made me laugh when Amy asked James where he'd be without eastenders.
I really thought he was gonna say in prison or on drugs or something but no...scaffolding
A regular job!! 😮 The horror!!! 😱😱😭😭
I’m from a family of scaffolders. The jump to shampoo salesman amused us.
 
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Balls. Bunged Tony all my votes to keep him in, then realised I probably should have sent a few to Helen. Hoping the fact she’s top of the leaderboard should keep her safe
She's safe till the final.

Have a feeling Molly will be in DO.
 
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I honestly feel Hamza will win it now over Helen.

That would make Jowita the first female pro ever to win her first season. Only a few pros have done it, all male.
 
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As a sob story, it wasn’t exactly up there was it.

if it wasn’t for Eastenders … Wobble lip… I would be … bites knuckles … working in an office …slumps to floor
It certainly doesn’t come close to ‘My sister … {sob} … is in an Andrew Lloyd Webber musicaaaaaallllll 😭😭😭😭😭
 
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Helen - disappointed with the music, expected it to be jazzed up abit
Tyler- fine
Fleur- gutted she can jive in training and those trousers hid her moves
James- rubbish tune and too much gapping
Ellie S - fab, and brilliant choreography
Molly - not for me and her parents angry faces 🤣, overmarked
Hamza - rubbish song but danced wonderfully and so naturally (I think Hamza is in love with jowita)
Ellie - music disappointing, she danced well but looked like a mannequin too. Great opening! Undermarked
Jayde- I thought she was going to do well but Karen overdanced and she didn't do much, but she can move her given the push.
Will - very tango and Paso, did well.
Tony - great homage to grandstand but if katya kept it simple without all the sport transitions, we could have seen him dance.
Kym- I totally forgot about her but the Angela intro was a lot of pressure on them!

Right off to catch up on the other strictly threads!
 
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Forgot I was on delay and missed the chance to vote. Didn’t mind Kim tonight (wouldn’t have voted for her though) but I think it helped she had a decent song and not some awful theme tune.
 
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